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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Parts Kit posted:

There's some blood in this one, but nothing too bad. Don't mess with critters that have already bit you once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuO_IiJOSGM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEVXEaadcQY

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

burexas.irom posted:

That is interesting. Please tell us more about gaming platforms

Chromatic posted:

Unluckiest batter I've ever seen. 1:53 is :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyprjMmwjFA

reminds me of little league

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Thwomp posted:

That's a good way to gently caress up your racks (of chips).

gently caress up your snacks you goddamn NEANDERTHAL

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Every surstromming video is exactly the same, too. I don't know how they call it food.

Wikipedia posted:

In 1981, a German landlord evicted a tenant without notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in the apartment building's staircase. When the landlord was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate".

:allears:

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

what is it about circumcision that makes it a subject like lizard people or the illuminati or whatever to these people though, this isn't the first time I've seen someone lose their poo poo over it.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

there is no joy to be had at this thread's misuse of the word schadenfreude

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

is there a combo of :goonsay: and :eyepop: cuz that's the only valid response to that post

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

that vid is a pretty good argument for gun control imo

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

pretty sure if all pitbulls magically vanished some other breed would become popular among the dumb rear end in a top hat crowd and we'd all be bitching about rottweilers or mastiffs or whatever

also I encourage everyone to look up dogs and other animals invading soccer games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSPyUtTpm6c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XCvPptsfhI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIwsy57R30

here's a pine marten biting a player to fill the suffering quota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHdoZG5ojvs

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


what is it about cricket that makes people get the most ridiculous cramps

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I swear to god if this poo poo happens again

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Saint Freak posted:

Or was he just sharpening his knives/cryptography skills.

he says he's only 45 so it's impossible he's the zodiac killer, but I'm gonna need him to produce a birth certificate before I believe it!

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I don't like that we live in a world where you consider still being 43K in debt you "lucking out". poo poo is hosed, man.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Korgan posted:

Did they mspaint extra blood on that nose wound to make that sweet screengrab extra gory? :psyduck:

Yes. Yes they did.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

The batter should've run up into the stands and beat the kid to death with the bat after it failed to bust his face like a watermelon catapult.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Okay, but what if everyone knew about his disgustingly small hands?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


this is some satisfying poo poo right here

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I'm assuming that she fits through the door when standing but was planning on riding the scooter back to her car and ditching it in the parking lot because that's what 98% of people using those scooters do.

this is actually fine though cuz then an employee gets to ride it back when it's time to bring the carts in

source: me and some other guys having the shittiest scooter races when I worked retail

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

less boring fat people chat more videos of russian dashcams please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_w9xtLfBvI

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

didn't there used to be a hellthread in GBS for talking about fat people that got gassed because it was so terrible

no one gives a poo poo

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

some .gifs I made of choice rear end russian dashcam vids like 2 years ago







Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

A White Guy posted:

Bears.mp4 right here. They're large and a little slow, but they're not that stupid. Apparently, timber companies in the Pacific Northwest have been having an issue with bears who've learned how to strip second-growth trees for their sugary heartwood (which usually kills the tree). It's a learned behavior that a bear figured out sometime in the past 30 years and has since spread to virtually every bear that lives in or near timberlands.

I like to think of this one a bears.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

actually probably more canadians.mp4, but I will never not post this video when the subject of bears comes up

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


the only response I can come up with for this is "go gently caress yourself you massive poo poo". What the hell is wrong with this woman?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

LA Beast Here! And today I'll be attempting to eat this entire bag of poison dart frogs

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Chichevache posted:

If they're raised in captivity they're not toxic. :eng101:

Pretty expensive though. A bag with a dozen or so would probably be over $500.

I spent like 10 minutes talking to people about if you'd die from eating venomous animals or if you need to be stung or something so I could make that really bad post and I still got it wrong :(

I guess puffer fish would be the safe answer but that's not as funny to me as the image of LA Beast snarfin' down a bag of frogs

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


so is the motorcycle guy there for a reason or

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Samfucius posted:

Oregon lady posts some crazy racist poo poo, is forced to cancel her upcoming festival, claims hackers "photoshopped" racism onto her page.

Her Facebook history reveals someone who hates BLM.

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34602645-75/story.csp

Edit: my other favorite part, claims Facebook will "investigate."

quote:

Your comment that Republicans are racist is racist itself. Grow up.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

For less neck-breaking schadenfreude, the American biker was in the lead for a solid 30 minutes. She was literally seconds away from the finish line, but she kept looking behind her....until finally all 3 other bikers left in the race zoomed ahead of her.

There were only 4 bikes left in the whole race due to crashes, so every single person who finished the race except for one would get a medal. She went from everything to nothing.

being in the lead up until the final stretch means nothing, smart riders will conserve their energy up to that point. Or do you think that someone running a marathon should try and be in first the entire time as well?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

what's so hard to comprehend about First Peoples being a good label for the native populations throughout the entire world

this is like when people got up in arms about the word cisgender

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Telemaze posted:

Honestly I think most of the terms are fine. First Nations, Native American, American Indian, whatever. I usually call myself (capital-N) Native American and I've never had anyone, Native or not, think it's inappropriate. Except some goons I guess?

I mean, I'm not going to tell anyone what words to use because, well, none of it applies to me. I'm not saying that First Peoples is the ~correct~ term or that the other ones are offensive or anything either, I just find people getting worked up over it bizarre.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Mr. Flunchy posted:

The Dumb Moves in Marketing thread started chatting about the notorious random crap in a box scam that ripped off a bunch of gullible goons a couple of years ago.

Then someone posted Bobcat in a Box, which apparently buys random $1 crap off eBay and posts it to you everyday.

Now people are getting badly printed jpgs of trains in the post:




well fine lets cancel this lovely train jpg mailing service


Conclusion:


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=208

not letting this go unnoticed

edit: the actual schadenfreude is on me for reading the thread and going through a bunch of lovely posts about how problematic the term "idiot tax" is

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

AxisofIdiocy posted:

Dude plays it straight like he's making a second life greifing video

he's even got the douchey MAD SKILLS style highlight videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyOWCv4Ul-0

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Paintball, unless that's the joke

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

grumplestiltzkin posted:

You post made me think "The only way the entire scene could be better is if it was some hilariously expensive carbon fiber bicycle."

Well, uh...

http://www.bikeradar.com/us/road/gear/category/bikes/road/product/review-look-695-aerolight-14-48605/

"Note: the build we tested retails for £8499. It's also available with Dura-Ace mechanical for £6999."

The picture in the review is even the same paint scheme. The dude just trashed his garage door, his car, and his $11000 bicycle.

This is the best thing I've ever seen eat the rich

Nah, it looks like only the back wheel of the bike got hosed up. On a bike that expensive I imagine getting an equivalent wheel/tire replacement is going to be pricey, but it's not going to be $11000 pricey.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

necessity is a helluva thing

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

their last name is White, it's almost too perfect

quote:

"We weren't a wealthy family [he doesn't mention her family.] My mother works as a nurse and my dad stays at home with the kids. When you factor in the size of the family, we were under poverty lines. It's not to say we weren't taken care of - we definitely were. But I was never able to get the $100 pair of Nike's that everyone had. Nor was I able to wear a different pair of shorts for every day of the week. I really do apologize if I seem like I am obsessed with being wealthy and truly hope you don't blame Brianna for my actions/outlook.

"My reason for desiring wealth is to be able to take care of my family and not have to worry or fight about finances. I don't want to be some wild billionaire . . . But I do want to be able to provide for my family and be able to enjoy life to its fullest.

"I did see someone mention that I was probably raised by conservatives. Believe it or not- my parents are hardcore Bernie supporters . . . which I am most definitely okay with! I do support Trump - but I am one drop of water in an entire ocean."

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We had Book Week here in Australia where kids apparently wear themed costumes to school. One kid got prior permission from a teacher to dress up as Adolf Hitler on the day that they had a bunch of students from a Jewish school visiting. Li'l Adolf was apparently judged to be one of the best costumes on the day so he got to go in the parade in front of their visitors. Apparently no one from the school realised there may have been anything slightly off about any of this until it was pointed out afterwards.
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/09/09/alice-springs-student-dresses-hitler-book-week


Perhaps a hamster posted:

Sorry for double-posting, but:


Hahaha that's only a month since the blackface incident.
http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/blackface-outrage-mother-paints-sons-skin-for-book-week-parade-20160825-gr1fo8.html

This one comes with a bonus picture!



these feel like prompts for episodes of It's Always Sunny

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


at least the penguin has the excuse of being a literal child

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKGixi8bp8

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