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Acrobats schadenfruede: My school spends an inordinate amount of money trying to attract performers. Consequently, we managed to get an actual Chinese acrobat company to come to the States to do a show. I'm not going to lie, they pulled off some pretty amazing stunts, but at the same time, I've never seen so many little Asian people eat so much poo poo  . I guess the tradition is that if you gently caress up the stage performance (which invariably happens), to just do it again. They had one dude absolutely gently caress himself up on a very high hoop they were trying to backflip through, they dragged him off stage.
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Staryberry posted:A nearby high school thought it would be hilarious to put goats on the roof of the high school. They wanted the goats to be safe, so they put leashes on them and tied them to the roof. Unfortunately, the goats were too close to the edge of the building, and by the time kids started showing up to school, there were dead goats hanging from the eaves. It's wacky enough that I don't think it happened. Then again, in my high school, a group of seniors were so successful at simultaneously detonating stink bombs that half the school's classrooms were unusable for about two days.
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Stoatbringer posted:When I was in chemistry class in school we were melting wax in crucibles over bunsen burners. One kid's crucible caught fire, so he threw water on it. Some Crucibles cannot be washed because the water will gently caress the ceramic (forget the exact reason why) and make it crack when you get it hot enough. We had a lab wherein we heated elemental Magnesium up for a long time (basically making a ton of MgO for no good reason) and one of the student's crucible shattered, leaking molten magnesium all over the desk. Thankfully we were using less than like .25 grams so they were able to dodge out of the way of it, but the bunsen burner's plastic sheathing melted to the desk. Best part of that lab was lighting off hydrogen gas inside of a graduated cylinder. Makes a hell of a pop.
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 Post-celebration 'fruede is funny too. When I was in high school, I would also hold my breath during lifts. End result was blood in my stool from burst capillaries in my intestine. Don't hold your breath!
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Jan 5, 2016 23:58
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Say Nothing posted:Crosspost from our sister OSHA thread in GBS. Serious question: The gas tank of your car is on fire. What do you do? I mean, will the car still run after all the gasoline burns off or should I run for my life?
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Jan 6, 2016 11:45
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The actual reality of game design is that the standard "you are a camera on a model walking around a level" causes motion sickness in VR. Most games that tuned toward VR have the player character sitting in a car/fighter cockpit, so as to avoid motion sickness. Consequently, you're literally spending 600 bucks for gaming system that will only enjoyably play racing games.
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Jan 6, 2016 20:42
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Arrath posted:Flight sims my brotha Now you can wiggle all the buttons in the cockpit of a A-10 for the low,low price of 600 dollars!
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Lucid Nonsense posted:It is nice to hear that some Russians, when involved with a violent accident, still show some emotion other than complete indifference. Maybe their poverty stricken lifestyles and vodka soaked brains haven't severed them from humanity yet. It's the culture more than anything. In most places in the world, smiling is part of a pleasant conversation. In Russia, smiling unbidden is seen as a sign that you're an idiot. I can't really describe just how fundamentally different Russians are to Americans. Russians are kind of like anti-Americans. Pretty much every value that Americans hold dear, well, Russians hold the opposite view. Americans like democracy? Russians like authoritarian governments. Americans believe in self-determination. Russia believes in self-determination...of other Russians. Americans strongly believe in the individual identity. Most Russians have the opposite view. Plus, most people alive in Russia right now lived through the breakup of the Soviet Union, and the '90s in Russia were baaaaaad. A Festivus Miracle has a new favorite as of 05:52 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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I can take pleasure in someone else doing something retarded and getting hurt for it. Watching some poor women destroy her ACL on the leg machine, not so much.
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Jan 8, 2016 02:51
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KoRMaK posted:To follow your formula, the woman using the leg machine is doing a That the hurt should be proportional to the level of stupidity, I guess. Someone crossing the street, not looking, and then getting pasted is about as schadenfruedy as that video. RubberLuffy posted:Governor of Maine has some incredibly racist and hilariously outdated things to say Republican. Colored me shocked. The whole point of dogwhistle racism is that you're not supposed to come out and just say that you hate black people!.
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Jan 8, 2016 04:18
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RandomPauI posted:So for the woman getting her knees bent backwards, did the guy adjust the weight on her or something? No, the way you use the machine is to avoid locking your legs out. Normally, your quadriceps take most of the weight, and being the massive meaty muscles they are, don't have issues. Once you lock your legs out, your quadriceps are no longer involved in holding up the weight, leaving the majority of weight on your ACL. In her case, this resulted in her leg folding in one itself like a piece of paper (  ).
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Jan 8, 2016 10:45
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Turtlicious posted:I think eating hotdogs is different then eating like... Raw Pig rear end In his defense, he didn't vomit at all, even while eating the pig uterus. That video was fukken gross, but I was still impressed at how much control LA Beast has got over his gag reflex.
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Jan 11, 2016 04:26
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A good friend of mine comes from a white-trash family almost exactly like the people in the video. Every time she goes home and comes back, every story she has usually involves her fighting with her mom or her sisters. Like, goddamn people, you'd think after ten years of arguing with zero result, they'd learn how to communicate, but no. It's just one vicious cycle of teen pregnancy, huge trucks, handguns, and no secondary education.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:19
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Texas gun owners find that the new open carry laws restrict them from more and more businesses: People who open carry their guns are tools. It's basically the equivalent of wearing a tapout t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, except the people that open carry are 40 year old men who should know better by now.
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Jan 13, 2016 00:56
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Testekill posted:Staffordshire Bull Terriers (Staffies) get a horrible reputation also which is completely undeserved. They were originally bred as bull fighters and were used for dog fights but every Staffy that I have ever met has been the happiest little idiot. From what I have heard, the big thing is that poor owners train them to be aggressive and Staffies just want to make people happy by obeying them. Of course they're also often stolen because they're just too friendly and easily adapt to changing house. Yeah, definitely this. Staffordshire Terriers are too nice to be guard dogs. They just don't have the temperament, even if the owner treats them like poo poo. My parents have owned Staffy's most of my life and every one of them has been a 60 pound sweetheart. Cythereal posted:I think the conclusion is that a shittily raised example of a less-aggressive breed will still be a bigger shithead of a dog and more dangerous than a well raised example of a highly aggressive breed. I think part of the reason that toy dogs end up being the most aggressive is a combination of a lack of training and admonishment. Instead of seeing a barking Chihuahua and smacking it on the nose, everyone just kind of hovers over it and giggles at its impotent rage.
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Crossfit is a great way to gently caress up your back.  Carnival of Shrews posted:Lots of films and TV dramas need a newborn or even premature baby, which used to lead to scenes in which a new mother tenderly cradled a substantial infant at least three or four months old, bundled up look as tiny as possible. As soon as animatronics got good enough, people tried creating mechanical babies (here's the same one with skin on it; not too bad if it only has do a few seconds' worth of close-up, and make a few small movements): This may be the wrong thread for, but fukken proclick right here. That thing is legitimately terrifying.
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I love how this is happening to a statue of Lenin.
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Jan 17, 2016 10:32
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article56305535.html Somebody, in this dispute at some point consciously made the decision to threaten someone with a gun over twenty-five dollars. I suppose if you're gonna find your own hill to die on, the counter of some dinky gunshop in Picayune, Mississippi is as good as any.
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Plucky Brit posted:On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces. Goddamn. I don't know anything about George Galloway, but Norm Coleman had no idea who he was loving with. I don't think Galloway even blinked the entire time he was bulldogging Coleman with that stare. Also, Jeb Bush is a piece of poo poo. The only real sad part is that he's the most polished turd amongst a pile of turds. A Festivus Miracle has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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I've never heard anyone say "Please be quite in my court room" with more sting. That woman is pissed.
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Ragequit posted:Girl almost gets struck by lightning and the guy she is with immediately develops a speech impediment. Goddamn that is a 'strayan accent right there.
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Feb 9, 2016 20:06
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That's 295 lbs dropped from about 2-3 ft right onto this dude's ribcage. No way that doesn't gently caress you up.
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Come to think of it, Obama is roughly as qualified for the SCOTUS as Elana Kagan is/was. The precedent for appointing former presidents to the bench is htere (Howard Taft, who famously loved being in the SCOUTS far more than being president), plus, you can't really argue that Obama doesn't understand the law - he literally spent 8 years implementing it. Fingers crossed that the next 10 months mobilize the democratic party base. I registered to vote the day before Scalia died, and now it seems, It wasn't such a bad idea.
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Looks like he found the clit.
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Magres posted:Yyessss I am so looking forward to this lawsuit and all of the sovcit crazy that will come out of it Nothing is going to come out of it. The judge is going to throw it out, hopefully with a snide comment, but probably without.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:TNL finally released a new video. Basically 30 mins of bad decisions. 3:23  One day, I want to tell my grandchildren I flipped an 80 ton tank.
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The Schadenfruede is coming from inside the thread! 
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Mar 1, 2016 07:45
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chitoryu12 posted:Is there just a switch you flip to make an elevator go backwards that someone bumped into? Elevators are equipped with a pair of brakes that slow down the bottom ends of the rotating belt, so that the its not uniformly quick. If it was, getting onto an elevator would be an extreme sport. Anyhow, you can see there's about 40 people piling onto the elevator - shock and surprise, elevator brakes ain't made to hold that many people, so the breaks give up, and the rotating belt gets pulled downward by the weight of the people.
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When he pushed the curdled milk out of the bottle  .
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Since you didn't explain, it should be noted that she's an Iraq war veteran who lost her legs in combat. Samovar posted:Taken from D&D, but somebody who is responsible for a Republican twitter feed thought it prudent to post THIS: Everything about this is beautiful. Let's slander an opponent as being anti-vet, you know, the one who lost her legs in the Iraq war.
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Bears.mp4 right here. They're large and a little slow, but they're not that stupid. Apparently, timber companies in the Pacific Northwest have been having an issue with bears who've learned how to strip second-growth trees for their sugary heartwood (which usually kills the tree). It's a learned behavior that a bear figured out sometime in the past 30 years and has since spread to virtually every bear that lives in or near timberlands.
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Twitter, you brilliant beautiful beast .
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What a pretty way to destroy your head gasket. Content: I was out digging soil pits with our crew for our capstone project. These soil pits are about 2.5 feet deep, and we dug them pretty wide. While going back to fill in our pits, I wandered upon this puddle, and decided, in my water proof boots, to jump in it. Turns out our old pit had filled with groundwater. Nothing like freezing cold snowmelt to the balls at 8 am.
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Mar 28, 2016 02:53
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Acrobats.gif right here. If you watch a show early enough in a tour of an acrobat troop, you're gonna see a lot of little dudes eat poo poo.
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This is a twofer
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Dillbag posted:For those of you who felt the schad when mentally ill forums poster Caro was captured and reportedly held in a Syrian prison after performing untrained field surgeries and acting as a counter sniper, he's loving alive and I couldn't be more stunned right now. wow. just loving wow. I cannot believe that Caro is still alive. He was crazy before hand, I don't want to think about what 5 years in Syrian torture prison has done to his mind.
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That's a really good way to gently caress up your back. 
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I doubt the cops would give a poo poo about that sort of thing considering he has clear evidence of a motorist recklessly driving.
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