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Perhaps a hamster posted:For those too lazy to click a link. Thanks! That is more hilarious that I was expecting.
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An Australian gambling company placing odds on what colour tie Laurie Oakes (a politics journalist for decades) would wear during the election broadcast got trolled and ended up paying out any and all bets as Laurie changed his tie on purpose for a total of 6 times - the options the gambling company put odds on: quote:Describing his bookie bashing heroics, Laurie said: ‘I thought well why should anyone miss out? So I wore all six colours.’ http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/booki...tm_content=link
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Jul 5, 2016 12:36
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Jul 13, 2016 09:07
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A White Guy posted:*runs in, panting and sweaty* And their Foreign Secretary's name is 'Perfecto Yasay'! Sounds like a magician.
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Jul 14, 2016 09:09
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jmistajay posted:Regardless of how short a distance you're driving/how slowly you're biking/how safe your skateboard surroundings, it's never a BAD idea to put on your seatbelt/wear a helmet/use appropriate pads. I'd say this goes double for when you're about to get on a skateboard made of glass. Stupid kid me can confirm. Always used pads and helmet. The one time I didn't because the knee pads chaffed a bit was the day I rollerbladed down a pebblecrete driveway that was about 15-20 degree decline. Tore the poo poo out of both knees and left a nice set of red 'burnout' marks. Fast foward 25 years and last week I tripped over the curb in my drive way and grazed the gently caress out of both hands, knees and split my head open. Complete with concussion and woke up in a bloody mess not knowing what I had done. Alcohol was involved. Always wear your helmet to the pub kids!
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Jul 16, 2016 08:11
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Playboy has playmates now? It's all about the articles nowadays. I would love to hear from the girl being shamed. I bet she is working hard to better herself in her own way and hope this doesn't destroy her completely. poo poo, I felt destroyed going to the gym 12 years after leaving the army and have the 30+ year old pundgy stomach that happens and being looked at like i was a piece of poo poo by the new 'dudebro' type members. Humphreys has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Jul 16, 2016 |
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I was pulled over this morning for a random drink driving test, and I asked the cop how many people he pulls over for using their phones playing Pokemon Go. He laughed and said our national debt would be paid back in no time due to the amount of tickets written.
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Jul 18, 2016 10:10
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chitoryu12 posted:I know Bum Fights and the stuff Kimbo Slice started with are things that existed. There's like a 99% chance it's still going on. I remember another one called 'Felony Fights' which I don't know if it's still around.. I will forever remember one with a hillbilly putting his beer down first then getting his teeth knocked out. Later the camera follows him as he is crawling around looking for his teeth while holding the beer.
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Jul 19, 2016 09:13
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Platystemon posted:Wow look at Mister Moneybags here. The most unimpressed sounding 'Worldstar' at the end.
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Jul 20, 2016 09:38
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My co-worker in his late 30s is addicted to Pokemon GO, uses it all drat day. He even admitted to taping his phone to the ceiling fan at night to fake walking for incubation. Also a bunch of adult players all hang around one park nearby at night playing til the early morning hours and get pizzas delivered there.
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Jul 22, 2016 09:26
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Platystemon posted:I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work. It uses the GPS for movement, not the accelerometers, and I don’t think it cares about movement that small. Even GPS errors that move the character’s position a few metres back and forth don’t seem to register any change. Good to know. I won't tell him he is wasting his time.
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Jul 22, 2016 12:19
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This is probably stdh.txt but a friend of mine who works as a small appliance repair tech had a faulty robot vacuum on test in the workshop and it got outside. It was promptly ran over by the delivery truck that had new parts for it. Even though he is trustworthy with his stories I'm calling it bullshit until I see a photo of a flattened robot.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:13
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Stan Taylor posted:Oh my god the way this escalates is loving beautiful. Here's a transcript of the case they were reading from, for context. Holy poo poo. This is some amazing comedy that I need to stay caught up on.I expected it was jsut a Rick and Morty Sketch going overboard on a case. But that transcript is just gold!
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Jul 25, 2016 12:39
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You Are A Elf posted:Wow, this one has someone else recording the skateboard kid with the Lamborghini from farther away and captures everything at 5:33. If I had a dollar for every person who said it was a Lambo and not a McLaren I could maybe afford to hire one.
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Jul 31, 2016 04:02
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socilest butthomo posted:Two friends of the family got married today. The guy in the maroon shirt in the painting looks like he is jacking off.
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Jul 31, 2016 05:40
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Rick_Hunter posted:Is Queensland like Australian Texas or just Australian Florida? Yes to both. Born and bred 
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Delivery McGee posted:Kinda surprised they didn't stomp on the Q siren and make her brain fall out her ears. Or just run her the gently caress over, because FDNY don't give a gently caress. I was hoping for an 'accidental' firehose mishap.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:50
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MisterOblivious posted:Semi trucks often have a "jake brake", which is super loud, that makes it much more effective. Use of those are banned in my town - but you're dreaming if the truckies don't bother to follow the law. I actually like the sound of it. On the otherhand - one of these days I'll snap and go down to the council garbage truck depot and change their brakepads out myself. So much squealing every monday morning.
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Mephiston posted:http://www.news.com.au/technology/c...c492a0be9dffa58 Shoulda used Vistaprint combined with a design intern and saved 5million.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:30
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The more you watch, the more you see, amazing. It's like dominoes falling
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Aug 12, 2016 07:27
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syscall girl posted:i can't remember if it was the nes or the snes my dad threw down the staircase shouting Nintend-No! Fantastic
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Aug 13, 2016 06:48
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Not sure if this belongs in this thread but here we go: http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/rejection-leads-to-battery-654912?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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cohsae posted:Is that skiier chucking a Bradbury? Or were they already in the lead? Because then I can only score it as a half-Bradbury. The best thing about the Bradbury thing is that it happened TWICE to him from memory, in the Semi-finals and the final.
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Aug 18, 2016 09:09
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Weatherman posted:Steven Bradbury is a national hero and I'm going to pre-emptively tell anyone who even thinks he didn't earn that gold medal to get hosed. All good man, he is a national treasure. Roy and HG will never need Viagra as they get old. All they need to do is think of that moment.
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BovineFury posted:
Holy poo poo. Of course I click that while eating a soft cheese platter. Really needs audio though.
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zakharov posted:Not watching that video, but there are people, including my fiancee, who seek out zit popping videos for...relexation???? My ex just loved looking me over for zits etc on my back when I got back from the mines. I guess the coal dust caused a lot of blackheads. She would get loving angry if she saw that I had popped one myself. She was also an ED nurse so maybe that's something to do with it.
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mostlygray posted:Dogs with something stuck in their rear end are funny has hell. The only thing more hilarious is watching someone dig out the pool noodle/sweater/40 feet of hemp rope from the dogs rear end. One of the funniest moments in my childhood was watching my mates mum chase their dog around the yard trying to pull one of these out the dogs rear end:  Bonus: It was in public.
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Aug 31, 2016 11:53
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh poo poo I just realised there's a whole bunch of Australian Botchamania videos I hadn't seen yet I haven't watched your video but does it have any Gippsland Wrestling? Cos I see all sorts of random poo poo on their FB page
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Caedus posted:I use uBlock and in the last week I've been getting ads forced though while watching youtube playlists. I don't get them when I click on individual videos, but monetized playlists have them hardcoded somehow. Reading about the new content rules, it makes sense that YT is making a huge push to start matching appropriate ads to videos. (I'm watching though Scott Manley's KSP Interstellar Quest, and I got space-themed car ad.) They pop in and load in the existing video and takes a refresh to get rid of them, which loses your place in the video. Really? Could you post a playlist for a test? I have NEVER had an ad on my computer with uBlock. My PS3 on the other hand - every loving video has an ad plus massive overscan issues  EDIT: I won't judge your viewing preferences. I watch/listen to some terrible poo poo too.
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Hearsay posted:This is the most exaggerated thing ever. I guess some Australians perpetrate it to seem special or something. I have lived in Melbourne (not considered Australia) for 7 years and do heaps of camping, climbing mtb and nature poo poo all over Victoria and NSW. Never had an encounter with a dangerous animal or insect. True story. More sketched out by wolf creek style characters while camping tbh. My ex was Canadian and I thought she would be cool with our wildlife what with her used to bears in her backyard but would never go first on a trail cos of the spiders and snakes. She'd make me swing a stick around and check for snake holes. Her plan worked once though as I fell down an embankment into a ditch with a few pretty scary loving snakes that later we found were bad news. The gopro footage and my instant transformation from big tough aussie bloke to banshee will never touch the internet. Come to Queensland or NT. The crazy follows the compass. Source: Me as a Queenslander. One thing I have noticed is that drivers on major roads get shittier and more entitled the more north you head up the east coast. Don't try merging hoping you will get let into a lane up here - you have no chance! Geez for a joke I joined a backpackers website about 10 years ago offering a few spare rooms with the username 'Ivan Milat'. I had no shortage of people wanting to stay. I was in my twenties and not really a threatening looking person, but imagine today and think of seeing a random unverified ad for backpacker hosting in a quite private property off the main roads and asking to stay. Many single European and American girls and guys on their own over the course of a year came and EDIT: for those who don't know, Ivan Milat was a Backpacker murderer. Humphreys has a new favorite as of 11:15 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Data Graham posted:Spoiler alert 
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BrianBoitano posted:Imgur stuff http://i.imgur.com/Kt4wejx.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE Humphreys has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Sep 17, 2016 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:or as narrated by an I do love me an Ozzy Man review. And it's a fact that we all talk like that in real life at the pub.
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Rolo posted:I don't know what this is a parody of so I read it in the tune of that "because I got high" song. Behold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE
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Viceland offered a youtuber a TV contract. A contract that negates his ability to make revenue from his existing properties etc. The video is a 50+ minute verbal smackdown on all the reasons why the contract is a scam and would make him poorer (he also runs a business and youtube is just a side income). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKtH5OnxI4
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Outrail posted:This is Triple J so disorganized poo poo like this is (or at least used to be) normal and funny. Bring back Sandman and Flacko, also Myf and Super Request  EDIT: Today I saw the 'killzone' radius if poo poo goes bad at my company. My house is borderline on the red 'completely obliterated' zone Humphreys has a new favorite as of 09:30 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What the hell does your company make? Or are we talking 'in case nukes fall' type goes bad. Gas. We distribute a lot a gas. And all within a midsized city radius! Technically if you haven't read my previous posts - the company I work for is banned by the governing body from RUNNING the place, but we still somehow have a labour hire contract. So, it's the people doing the same poo poo we were banned for, but with a regulatory body in management on site. I work at another facility across town though that is unrelated to gas (I do produce enough of my own though).
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Wizard Master posted:Not a real sport. Yeah, I cannot really get into it, except when there are fights. Just looks like a childhood game of 'bomb and cream'
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