Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

New failarmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqv0j6eDbA&t=282s


I'd suggest having the volume at normal levels for the opener, cause drat it's worth it.

hanales posted:

Did he throw his bass drum at that guy?

speshl guy posted:

My senior class stacked chairs up in the chorus room and painted SENIORS [graduation year] in regulation removable paint on some of the windows.

Because mischief is only fun when conducted with a carefully pre-selected and sanctioned prank put forth as a formal compromise between our elected class president and the school board.

We are the Schadenfreude.

ayn rand hand job posted:

edit:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/438453-bitcoin-starcraft-scarlett-vs-naniwa-for-14btc

when it started the price was a tad over 1k. It then dropped to like $400-500 before the tournament, and continually to fall like a rock for a while.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Phanatic posted:

Here it actually is:



Nailed it.

Rondette posted:

Don't do this. Leave that girl alone

im pooping! posted:

Kurieg posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PoL61zfFBE

Fail army for the week.

Beeswax posted:

Sorry, you can't. That's not how time works.

Dillbag posted:

http://i.imgur.com/Rc9Gt9E.gifv

Scruff McGruff posted:

From what I understand this was possible in older cars, but modern ones with aluminum engine bits heat too fast. I think the idea is that if the aluminum gets hot enough to spike the temp on the gauge then by the time you can get the heat blasting it'll have already gotten too hot and the small amount of heat you are able to dissipate with the heater won't save your engine.

quote:

OCTOBER 5--In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs...

...

According to court complaints, Columbus Henderson fled from a Walmart Supercenter in Fort Lauderdale on September 26 with a pair of 40-inch Hisense televisions. Henderson... bolted with the merchandise after he allowed a cashier to scan the $298 items.

As he scooted through the parking lot, the 45-year-old Henderson’s pants “fell off as he ran away,” according to Officer Scott Brandow. It appears that after Henderson’s pants fell to his ankles, he proceeded to run right out of the garment.

Police later determined that Henderson’s abandoned pants contained the suspect’s “medical identification.” Investigators added, “The entire incident was captured on video.”

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Upon arrival at the Pinellas County jail, Henderson informed officers that he had a crack pipe concealed in his anus. “When officers removed him from the vehicle, the defendant had removed the crack pipe from his anus and dropped it on the ground,” a patrolman reported.

Met posted:

Even if you got it up there, your proposal isn't how orbital mechanics works. You can't just "nudge" something into the vast empty distances of space. If something is in orbit of the Earth and you push it away, it'll still be orbit of the Earth. Just a slightly different one. If you "nudge" it hard enough that the Earth is no longer the main gravitational influence, it'll still be really close to the Earth's orbit of the Sun.

Platystemon posted:

A Canadian Mint employ fenced twenty‐five gold pucks at an Ottawa Gold Buyers store in a shopping mall. (He smuggled them out of the mint in the one place he knew he could hide something.)

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Justice Peter Doody

Clitch posted:

Enough about kiddy-loving.

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Avila said the girl who rode next to him in the front seat appeared to be about 12 years old and was dressed in attire that was not age appropriate.

“She had a really short skirt," he described. "So, you could see all her legs, and it struck me as odd because she was so young and she was dressing like that."

Two women rode in the back. Elk Grove police identified them as 25-year-old Destiny Pettway and 31-year-old Maria Westley.

Avila said one of the women controlled the young girl, whom Elk Grove police describe as a 16-year-old runaway.

While the teenager’s attire caught Avila’s eye, he said it was the discussion between one of the women in the backseat and the girl in the front seat that caught his ear.

He said the woman in the back coached her for her hotel visit with a man identified as 20-year-old Disney Vang.

Avila said the woman told the girl, "'First thing you want to do is ask: Do you have any weapons? When you're hugging him, just ask, do you have any weapons? Pat him down. Pat him down while you're hugging him. Get the donation, first. Before you start touching him, going in there, get the donation first.'"

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wonder if flat earthers will finally disappear once commercial space flight becomes more affordable? Climbing everest is like $40,000 and people are literally lining up to do it. Going to space for a few hours and taking selfies in front of a window with Earth in the background is bound to become the new middle class aspiration if the price ever drops below $50k. Or will the conspiracy theorists just double down and insist those companies are fraudsters and the whole trip takes place in a simulator?

`Nemesis posted:

The ending isn't as satisfying as it could be, though.

Anarchist Mae posted:

[video type=""]/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4[/video]

^ Oh yes, brilliant work on guys... I'll just link it:

http://marriedtothesea.com/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4

^ Wow, outstanding...

Here's the drat video.

ExecuDork posted:

That this kind of thing is apparently easy enough to provoke in a range of bird species makes me curious: does any culture have an expression or insult like "May a horny bird gently caress the back of your head!" ?

bobjr posted:

whodatwhere posted:

The kid is autistic?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now they call the kid One-eye Josh

TontoCorazon posted:

Gotta look good for that picture.

No matter what

Trogdos! posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ktk6Yal.gifv

Memento posted:

Ariong posted:

We should take down every Confederate monument except for this one. "Gather round, children. This is The Confederate. Yes, that is what they looked like!"

SpacePig posted:

Yeah, my dad insists that they adjusted the meanings of colors in rainfall maps and temperature maps so that things looks worse than they actually are. "They wouldn't be running out of colors if they hadn't changed them in the first place!" Yeah, because rain radar had a scale for, like, 5 feet of rain when it was first instituted.

Regalingualius posted:

Someone do the needful and copy/paste that one post made by some guy on a bodybuilding forum who had to piss and poo poo at the same time while he was at a first date's house.

Harton posted:

Somebody has to still have the mspaint drawing of the tub making GBS threads. I cant imagine what combination of words I need to put into google to find it.

Edit: No booze at all if I remember right.

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“These storms, once they actually hit, are never as strong as they're reported,” Limbaugh claimed on his syndicated radio show. He added that “the graphics have been created to make it look like the ocean's having an exorcism, just getting rid of the devil here in the form of this hurricane, this bright red stuff.”
...
"Well, the TV stations begin reporting this and the panic begins to increase. And then people end up going to various stores to stock up on water and whatever they might need for home repairs and batteries and all this that they’re advised to get, and a vicious circle is created. You have these various retail outlets who spend a lot of advertising dollars with the local media."

Zaphod42 posted:

http://www.statesman.com/news/national/police-year-old-tried-kill-infant-niece-lacing-breast-milk-with-excedrin/EZJXrh5U2pNyxXpJrudWHM/

Police: 19-year-old tried to kill infant niece by lacing breast milk with Excedrin

Woman decides to poison her brother's 11-week-old daughter as a way of getting "even" with him. Brags about it on her cellphone to her boyfriend. Gets caught red-handed, milk is tested and proves to have lethal dose of Excedrin crushed up in it, (Mom found the bottle and never gave it to the baby, baby is fine) now she's on the run from the law and wanted for attempted murder.

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The toxicologist told investigators that the milk contained the equivalent of nine Excedrin tablets, enough to kill an adult, the Journal Gazette reported.

Zaphod42 posted:

You realize advil can kill you, right? Just about everything is lethal in some dose, its just a few things the dose is massive. But basically any painkiller will REALLY kill that pain if you take too much.

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UWbxdMN.gifv

BovineFury posted:

Somebody mixed up two winter sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lFjeiVcho

minato posted:

Jared just can't cut a break:
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/930173592012070912

Picnic Princess posted:

I knew someone who thought all rivers ran towards the equator. When told a river was flowing north, she couldn't believe it, because that way was 'up'.

Randaconda posted:

They never taught us that. Of course, one of Florida's major rivers flows south to north, so maybe the myth never caught hold here.

Geocities Homepage King posted:

You think they'd let a little thing like reality stop them?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/24fIiMp.gifv

Memento posted:

Revere Beach, Massachusetts

https://i.imgur.com/86D0g53.mp4

How do you come back from this? All of those cars and some of those buildings are hosed, right?

AlmightyBob posted:

Circuit City is coming back so we're due for some future schadenfreude when that fails again

Cage posted:

What if the fish think the glitter is food?

Picnic Princess posted:

I've been in many, many situations and same. Just chipping and hairline fractures. One chip came out once 8 months after the injury. It was partially dissolved and had the consistency of plaster of Paris.