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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Thug Life



Seriously, that Auto 666 has some amazing videos

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What were they thinking? That really needs at least one more wheel.

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I'm the thread

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SLOSifl posted:

It's a little beyond schadenfreude now. The first scandal was not handled particularly great, since having a built-in game shark for beating the EPA level is hard to pass off as an accident. Obviously bad. But the possibility that it might just be all of their late model turbo diesels (extending into Audi and Porche) is far worse not because it's more cars, but because they apparently thought NOBODY WOULD NOTICE AGAIN.

VW absolutely should have said "we know this poo poo is in a lot of our cars" because they pretty clearly did.

As an American I grew up knowing that diesel was for rundown rusty yellow 80s Mercedes and big rigs, so I instinctively stayed away.

I love that they're trying to blame 'rogue' software engineers for the diesel cheat codes instead of management telling them to do it.

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I refused to participate in our senior "prank" because the idea was to remove everyone's license plates and throw them in a pile. It was so goddamn stupid.

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How the gently caress did that just happen

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Marijuana, on the other hand...

No reason to suspect that, but at the same time, he's a teenager. That is what rich white kids do.

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Yeah I love it when people decide to be computer wizards and take the v off the end of an unoptimized gif and poo poo out a bunch of bandwidth

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It has always seemed weird that people are completely okay with all of the butt rape that occurs in prison. Like, being in prison isn't enough for smoking a weed, that you need to get butt raped for the offense too to make it official

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pibqo6Z4Cgo

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Basebf555 posted:

Pretty sure that's not what he actually said.
haha yeah okay

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I don't know why he even wants to be president unless his dad and brother make fun of him and don't let him in the presidents only treehouse

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Centripetal Horse posted:

I don't know this "roast me" poo poo started, but I like it.




They must be masochists, right? They have to know what's going to happen.

http://imgur.com/gallery/m56EI

What is this? A helldump for babies?

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Slavery built the pyramids and those are pretty cool since they supplied grain for all the Christians in that area

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I like how he put on his flashers while driving as big Drunk Indicators

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I thought the germans liked the swastika though?

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How exactly does Kansas keep digging a bigger hole? Like how have they not done a hot take and said "well THAT didn't work!"

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aren't all guns basically machines?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dN3x6tMBXo

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

This reminds me of a trip I took to a pet store with my dad when I was very little. A cockatoo was sitting quietly on top of a cage until he walked past, when it jumped onto his shoulder and bit his ear. Totally unprovoked. We had to go home because it wouldn't stop bleeding.

The same thing happened to my uncle but with a monkey

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I got straight fives in school!

Weird! I got letters!

Same but mine was just pass/fail!!

Okay here's the derail it ends here

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Couple pages back but if we're making fun of trump signs well

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Man that duck beaver is hosed up

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Chichevache posted:

I had it at some restaurant in Sidney and it was the most succulent steak I ever tasted. No idea what part of roo it was cut from. :shrug:


THAT which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is human meat.

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We know who we need when the great helicopter wars begin

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It's pretty unamerican to have New York Values

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I was in DC recently and one of those 3 story tall escalators broke down and everyone stopped and didn't know what to do

I will say DC was better about the "keep to the right if you're a lazy rear end in a top hat" rule but there were definitely still tourists

Also it was cool that buying a subway ticket would give you dollar coins for change but the machine actually didn't accept them as currency for new tickets

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Data Graham posted:

This is true, though "normal sized" cars is relative.

In other words you won't see a lot of classic Minis, but a modern-day Mini is pretty much "normal sized" for London.

I keep seeing Ford F-150 Raptors in NYC for some reason.

That's because they're awesome!!! They are also a big deal in China

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This kills the leg

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Just give her a glass of it and let her add whatever to it who cares

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http://i.imgur.com/a9khgAQ.gifv

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1295271146/the-cool-baby

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whoops I didn't read

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Some of the Sheep posted:


Pictured: Your Gay Uncle expounding on the fruity notes found in his horse piss.

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Can't wait for the future when I can watch DreamWorks Cars in my car while my car drives me to the coal mines to make electricity so my car can take me home

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bobjr posted:

There's a high school in Illinois who used to be called The Chinks, and after pressure had the students vote on changing the name, and twice it stayed. Eventually the school board changed it to the Dragons in the 80's, but apparently there's still people who want it changed back today.

drat I guess I should have bought this when I had the chance

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Maybe the ER couldn't figure out what the chav was saying and thought it was a prank call about dags

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whoops wrong thread

edit: uhh how about this

https://i.imgur.com/NueAVDK.gifv

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smh if you aren't planning on doing this in the apocalypse

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