Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkd4VjQSSvc

surebet posted:

re: bridge chat, this is pretty much the only thing left to do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoTMC-uxJoo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

ratbert90 posted:

Schadenfreude Thread: Building a bridge and getting over under smashing into it.

Karma Monkey posted:

HENRY.txt

chitoryu12 posted:

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

Defghanistan posted:

Am I just confused here?

Rough Lobster posted:

Can you explain why this is? Specifically the not sabering part.

A White Guy posted:

Kill all parrots.

Jippa posted:

Pillow Hat posted:

vs



Looks pretty similar to me. I'm not saying a person couldn't tell the difference or something, but at a cursory glance I think it's not unreasonable to be surprised.

Say Nothing posted:

http://i.imgur.com/N6nlc2c.webm

mostlygray posted:

He doesn't understand how dominance works. The dog has to respect you, not fear you. That "psst" noise he makes drives dog's insane and he needs to knock that poo poo off.

I believe in dominance, but it has to be mutual respect like a sled dog. My dog wakes up every morning and jumps all over me. She's happy that I still exist and the world is wonderful. I keep above her and never submit her, but I rub her face with my head and tell her she's a good girl. I run my fingers along her gums (they love that) and I praise her. My daughters do the same. But if she does something wrong, a simple short deep bark will put her on her back, no hands or feet necessary. You have to know how to speak dog. I've never struck her and definitely would never kick her like Milan even if she was hurting me. You don't kick a dog in the chest. You reserve that for "She's eating a child and there's a lot of blood". Not for "She lightly bit my hand with a soft mouth and I'm half a bag of dicks". The dogs body language did not indicate fear until he moved close. Never touch a scared dog. Find out what they're afraid of and deal with it.

He was clearly being an rear end in a top hat to the dog and it warned him. It didn't even bite hard until he kicked. That's on him, not the dog. It's a goddamn Yellow Lab. How do you even make one grumpy. Mine is happy as a pig in poo poo from dawn 'till dusk. I look forward to her greeting me every morning.

Io_ posted:

After seeing the warhead gifs on here I decided to buy some off amazon and ended up being disappointed. Didn't think they were that sour at all.

Nitrox posted:

Jastiger posted:

The schadenfreude is running extremely deep here. gently caress that guy and his thieving ways out the door. The racism and transphobia is just the poo poo frosting on a poo poo cake of a human.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Ted Cruz is trying to pander to Indiana voters by making a Hoosiers reference. But he calls the hoop a "basketball ring." The expression of the woman behind him who up until that point was a supporter is priceless.

https://vine.co/v/iP7n5lVJnZA

zakharov posted:

There is no such thing as a basketball ring. It's called a hoop.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Reminded me of this oldie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUNhNj9Ehf8

Master Twig posted:

Because Japan thinks you need to have a face in the corner so that you know the proper way to react to something.

Hyperlynx posted:

This is not admirable behaviour, this is being a loving jackass. Which is par for the course for the astronauts up till maybe the Space Shuttle era. Enormous egos and massive, entitled douchebags. I don't care that he went to the moon. He didn't get there by vitrue of manly derring-do, he and the others got there because they were competent test pilots who already had the requisite security clearances when NASA needed meat cargo for their spaceflight experiments.

Him and the other moonwalkers should be humbled they had such an incredible opportunity, standing on the shoulders of so many. But they were nearly all test fighter pilots, the epitome of swaggering, dick-measuring arseholes over and above that of ordinary fighter pilots.

Evilreaver posted:

Don't worry, I found another angle
http://i.imgur.com/Kn6m69C.webm

Platystemon posted:

If this isn’t staged, I want to see T‐rex guy press charges.

JD posted:

Can't wait for the music remixes of this one

Nuebot posted:

You forgot airplanes and treadmills. Or did that stop being a thing?

Platystemon posted:

Actually, “rape” means “kidnap”.

Jamfrost posted:

I would like to know what is in the water bottle.

Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

KoRMaK posted:

Nice humble brag you jock idiot

Volume posted:

Jusupov posted:

10 hours of walking to get pokemons

Parts Kit posted:

pik_d posted:

The Schadenfreude is on us for this guy not recording horizontally and actually catching everything