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Say Nothing posted:Scar your child for life with snapchat filters. It's like a giggle-loop of terror for children.
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kazil posted:This dude owns and those giants hats (helmets?) are loving stupid They look like olive drab versions of the rebels in the first Star Wars movie.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:55
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Ozz81 posted:Brain-X - "the blood just beads right off!" My roommate almost hit a 20 something year old guy with his car when he was parallel parking the other day. Dude walked right in between our car and the one we were slowly backing up to. My roommate honked and the kid flicked us off. I got out, grabbed the phone he was texting on, and threw it into the park. He called me mean names as I walked away.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:25
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It wasn't that impressive of a story. Why would you think it was embellished? You guys live boring lives I guess.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:54
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Sounds like in some horrible socialist counties they don't have the god given right to drive in whatever lane they want as fast or as slow as they want. Makes me proud to be in the only free country in the world! 
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Oct 22, 2015 02:01
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Stare-Out posted:Not much of a contribution but man is that a nicely looping gif. Never noticed it before, but it really is a thing of beauty.
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Oct 22, 2015 20:45
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kalstrams posted:Hmm, let's give guns to fastlanes. We also shouldn't tip the guns in the fast lanes.
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Oct 22, 2015 21:59
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Elfface posted:Cryotherapy is not Cryogenics. Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys!
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Oct 27, 2015 16:50
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canyoneer posted:It's in Portuguese, so try reading it again! Portugal? Pffft, you can keep Spain's foreskin thank you very much.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:05
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Three-Phase posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=592#post451667129 Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. 
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Oct 28, 2015 03:08
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I love the other girl celebrating the victory of her friend.
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Nov 2, 2015 00:38
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Its because its trashy hicks racing cars in a circle for the delight of trashy hicks. Its basically the pro-wrestling of motorsport.
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Nov 2, 2015 14:58
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Phanatic posted:Yeah, stuff like that never happens in the refined and elite world of Formula 1. For a second I didn't see the crane lifting the car and thought that Asian man was swinging it like a baseball bat at someone. I was super impressed.
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Nov 2, 2015 17:25
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Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:57
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Wonder if dude got charged with assault.
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Nov 4, 2015 17:22
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MisterBibs posted:So here in Illinois, there was a much-loved cop that went missing and was eventually found dead. Over 300,000 bucks was spent trying to find the guy, his killers, whatever. Of course, lots of conservatives blamed Black Lives Matter for it. Lots of talk about how he was such a nice guy, totally a hero, etc. I have been laughing about this all morning. After they couldn't find the "three guys" he was "pursuing" after several hours I told my roommate he probably tripped and shot himself or something.
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Nov 4, 2015 19:46
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Is there an article that describes how he set up the scene to make it look like not a suicide? Like some kinda Rube Goldberg contraption to fire the gun, but made from ice that melted away or something? He had the air tight plan to shoot himself in the chest through his vest after calling in saying he was chasing 3 suspects. Then probably counted on his cop buddies to not look into it too much and just arrest 3 random people and sentence them to life.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:36
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Chicago should just claim him. We have tons of lovely cops. Whats one more?
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Parkingtigers posted:This wasn"t fun. Yeah it's a couple of judgmental idiots with a sign, but they didn't deserve or need a beatdown. I guess the schadenfreude is seeing the fat dude getting picked up by the cops at the end. I know its wrong, but I have no problem beating the poo poo out of any bigot. I feel like their obvious stupidity makes the conversational route impossible so physical criticism is the best solution.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:08
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That pony looks really sad. Someone give it an apple!
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Nov 4, 2015 22:26
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Ruzihm posted:
Dude just had that smug look about him.
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Nov 5, 2015 21:53
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Eponine posted:Just saw both these things on the morning news in the Chicago area. This entire saga is like the longest Made For TV movie ever. It really is just the best thing. And it's taking all the attention away from the 9 year old kid that got lured into an alley and shot because his dad was in a gang. Its a win/win for Chicago police.
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Eponine posted:What's also hilarious about the Fox Lake telenovela drama is that when it was possible he was murdered he was from the Chicago area and now they're saying an "Illinois officer" or specifying that Fox Lake is "close to the Wisconsin border, God forbid anyone make the connection to the Chicago Police Department. Yeah, this is what I was getting at. When he was a fallen cop hero he was close to Chicago. Now that he's a criminal poo poo bag coward he's from "close to Wisconsin." And the Spike Lee movie Chiraq was a bigger story a few months ago when they were still filming it. I haven't seen anything too much about it lately anyways.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Have they revealed how he managed to shoot himself and somehow not have the murder weapon near him? He didn't shoot himself with his own service weapon did he? Or did he manage to ditch the gun while he was bleeding out? He shot himself with his own weapon and it was underneath his body.
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Nov 6, 2015 16:22
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If that was a delicious zucchini instead of a tasteless cucumber the cat would not have been scared.
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Nov 9, 2015 23:03
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Well that cat's just an idiot.
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Nov 9, 2015 23:08
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I remember one year the Christmas Eve present that I opened was a chemistry set. It was only minutes later that my mom regretted it, as I made a stinkbomb by heating sulfur and candle wax (it was one of the simpler recipes). The first thing I did was mix absolutely every chemical that had a "Danger" or "Flammable" notice on it. All it did was make a bad smelling grey/blue mess that was not flammable and stained the garage floor. Good old science!
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PhazonLink posted:Any Chem. dept. worth their salts should have alarms going off regularly and ignored most of the time. I grew up in a golden time when parents were just out of touch enough that you could get into really fun trouble, but close enough that you wouldn't usually wind up dead or on fire (born in 1980). Also I was allowed to play with all those dangerous chemicals when I was like 7 or 8 years old because kids were awesome back then. Also we got to play around with model rockets which are basically fireworks that you can reuse. And toys with small pieces that fit perfectly in our throats but didn't have warning labels because we wouldn't eat our loving toys like idiots. But kids these days with their......<rabble rabble rabble>
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Choco1980 posted:RE: Sodium chat. My high school science teacher had a fun story once. He had a rock of sodium in his classroom for display about the size of a softball, along with all sorts of other displays. One time some boys stole it and decided to throw it in the toilet in the bathroom...and were disappointed when nothing happened, so they left the bathroom. See, the thing had been sitting for years and had a layer of all sorts of stuff on it, from oxidization to oils and dirt from being handled. This took a while for the water to soak through. About fifteen minutes later there was an explosion so big it shook the whole school and there was nothing left of the stall it was put in. And with enough time to get out and into class they were probably never caught right? Pretty lucky for them though.
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chitoryu12 posted:Ralphie never got any better in the summer. Randy was the one stuck in the winter clothes you fool!
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Nov 12, 2015 22:54
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Can't believe I never thought of that.
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Nov 13, 2015 00:59
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MF_James posted:Someone linked me to this thread from the IT forums because of what just happened, so here's my contribution to a thread I've never read! Should lie and say he took a PS4 or something. He'll definitely have one and it can now be yours. Steal from the thieves!
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ekuNNN posted:from gif thread This is meta as hell.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:47
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Nope! I injected with cajun flavoring and deep fried is one of the best turkeys I've ever tasted.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:26
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Cops have hosed with me every single time I've been pulled over, and I'm a white looking Hispanic guy with an Italian last name. I can't imagine what it would be like for an actual minority in the US.
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Anora posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la26I-2cR6U Oh man, can't wait for all the influx of liveleak videos of what happens to a human body in a fatal car accident.
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Dec 1, 2015 18:22
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Arizona gave me a license that doesn't expire until I turn 65. I was 27 when I got it issued. And all I had to do was show up with my IL driver's license to get it.
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Dec 2, 2015 18:00
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Choco1980 posted:In 2004, when Bush got re-elected, my now ex-wife and I strongly looked into moving to Canada. We were going to go to Victoria BC. She had visited and fell in love with the city in her youth, and I was just finishing up a film degree (shut up, I know I'm an idiot already) so it seemed idyllic. Turns out to emigrate there, you have to prove that you have skills that will get you a job or make you a valuable member to society, and in order to get on their health program (which isn't that great to begin with) you have to live there for a year first. I'm disabled with a very chronic condition (kidney failure due to a genetic fluke) so going a full year with zero health care would be a death sentence for me unfortunately. I always thought about moving to Canada as well, but I'm in finance here in the states and it would be a total pain to relearn an entirely new set of legislation and rules to start back up, basically from scratch, there. Maybe I could turn that summer of construction work I did with my uncle when I was 17 into a Canadian career.
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When I took my driving test back in 1996 I got rear ended by another student taking her test while I was in the parking lot. She failed. And cried. My mom refused to get insurance involved even though we had a good chunk of damage because it would have been just too much for the poor girl.
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