Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Wait back up I'm lost. Who is supposed to get the cancer?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:48

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 14:45

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Gaunab posted:

Looks like it actually runs over his foot first.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 01:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

It takes a real rear end in a top hat to make up an unimpressive Road House story.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 21:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Myrmidongs posted:

Magic: The MOooooooooOooOOOm WHAT THE gently caress

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 00:16

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Rah! posted:

People do that in pretty much every poor neighborhood in America. I'm pretty sure the reasoning is usually "everything sucks and I don't give a gently caress", or "i'm drunk and/or high and don't give a gently caress", or "I'm crazy and don't give a gently caress", or "I'm a bad rear end tough guy and don't give a gently caress, so now you have to wait for me, and if you have a problem I DARE YOU TO RUN ME OVER MOTHERFUCKER I WILL ONLY BECOME STRONGER".

Jaywalking is your goddamn American duty.

DR FRASIER KRANG has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Oct 22, 2015

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 06:31

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nitrox posted:

is this a fight club reference or something?

No, "I'm the _____" is the current hot catchphrase. Something new will hopefully come around soon god willing.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 15:11

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

This is a sweet Instagram account. Thanks for this.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 20:26

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nerdz posted:

He said he's going to stop working for Uber because the quality of the passengers is going down, which is loving hilarious. Uber being a victim of its own ill earned success? Drivers that feel they're above lowly cab drivers?

Yeah that guy really comes off like he thinks he's "above" anybody.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 21:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Atmus posted:

Did you ever manage to do the thing where you got unlimited 1-ups?

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 20:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

syscall girl posted:

Look, the guy in the drive through liquor store left half the wrapper on the straw of my Long Island ice tea.

It's totally legit. Do I look like I'm in any condition to replace that wrapper?

Are there states with drive through liquor stores that serve long islands? God drat.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 05:16

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bum the Sad posted:

Not some Muslim hellhole where a single beer with a meal means you're gonna murder a herd of children.

what? if you're driving a commercial truck you shouldn't drink any alcohol at all during your shift.

poo poo, that's the rule at my company across the board and i'm just a dumb office gently caress.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 06:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Besesoth posted:

Sadly, that sign is gone now.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 03:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nutsngum posted:

Seriously, the very first question asked when viewing these proposals should be "can and would this be easily and mercilessly mocked?" if the answer is yes then dont do it idiots.

I am trying to think of an anti-pot campaign that wouldn't be mercilessly mocked... nothing comes to mind.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 21:41

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Phyzzle posted:

...Did you mean to say pet a kitty's head while petting the kitty's other head?

Nope. You read it right. The man wants the tech to allow him to touch two cats at the same time. Come on science.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 18:12

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Astrobastard posted:

Oh we're doing spinning Schaden now?

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 16:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Rofl right on the temple with that book. Solid.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 02:50

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

If my kid ever reacts that way after I've given him a gift I paid cash money for, I'll just shoot myself in the head because obviously I'm a huge loving failure.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 03:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Wait what? People just ride around on these at the store? This is not a future I want to be part of.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 08:02

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

You don't ride a cell phone. That's dumb.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 07:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

MorgaineDax posted:

Segway schadenfreude peaked when the CEO died after driving his off a cliff. Until a CEO hoverboards himself through a plate glass window 20 stories up, there's no contest.

Hahaha wtf I never heard this:

quote:

At 11:40 a.m. on 26 September 2010, West Yorkshire Police received reports of a man falling 80 feet (24 m)[6] or 42 feet (13 m)[10] into the River Wharfe, at the village of Thorp Arch near Boston Spa, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above.[6] The fall from a narrow footpath was witnessed by a man walking his dog nearby.[10] A Segway vehicle was recovered and Heselden was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics.[6] Investigators said, "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious" and were investigating as to "whether there was a fault with his particular machine or it was driver error".[6]

On 4 October 2010, at an inquest at Leeds Coroner's Court, coroner David Hinchliff reported that a post-mortem examination had concluded that Heselden had suffered "multiple blunt force injuries of the chest and spine consistent with a fall whilst riding a gyrobike".[11]

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 21:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Three-Phase posted:

Didn't this guy recently get shot at?

God dammit read the loving god drat thread.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 03:55

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0UC07420151229

Welp, affluenza kid was found in Puerta Vallarta.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 04:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone reverse this please.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 05:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Scruff McGruff posted:

Ugh, you just ~Don't Get It~

Standard wrangler owner facebook post.

What is the point of all of those hashtags on a non-public post?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:40

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Yeah but, presumably, the Instagram post is also non-public? Why would you post something completely public on Instagram and then import it to Facebook for a "limited audience"? God dammit social media is so non sensical.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Oh this thread is about to get real good and by that I mean real bad.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 19:04

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 19:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Myrmidongs posted:

http://i.imgur.com/lndtqIK.gifv

Wait for it.....

I love that half of them go to where there wasn't even a body.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 19:22

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

StrangersInTheNight posted:

This one is super satisfying because the bully admits that the only reason he's picking on the kid is because the kid won't react. And then proceeds to provoke the poo poo out of the kid to the inevitable conclusion. This guy literally begged for this to happen to him.

Honestly the whole video looks fake as gently caress.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 07:28

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That whole game was chippy as gently caress.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GreatSnappyKarakul.webm

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 07:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

rodbeard posted:

I bet if every rap video had a pug in it everyone would be tripping over themselves to explain how pugs are vicious killers too. I remember when it was German shepherds and Rottweiler that were the dog breed dogwhistles.

I think that's just a regular whistle, man.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 06:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Say Nothing posted:

Oh gently caress.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/california-powerball-winner-nurse-7-kids-article-1.2497484

Is the schadenfreude that she has a fuckstick for a son?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 04:42

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Icon Of Sin posted:

Remember the taco bell exec who got fired for assaulting an uber driver? He is suing that uber driver for filming the attack. There's no way this doesn't backfire, nosiree

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fired-taco-bell-exec-uber-attack-suing-driver-5-million-n497646?cid=sm_fb

The "I was drunk, he should have known better than to let me in the car!" defense is a new take on an old favorite. What a piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 17:40

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Gorilla Salad posted:

Especially after he'd just teased the child with getting something he really wanted and then pulled the rug out from under him.

Based on his behavior and nasally voice, I'm confident that guy is a huge loving pussy.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 16:48

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Happy Landfill posted:

Dad tries to change diaper.
http://youtu.be/I1LI7ndOcGU

With how many diapers need to be changed with a baby, this guy is living in an episode of Black Mirror or something.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 08:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Your Gay Uncle posted:

poor fish was probably thinking " AW gently caress" then " HOLY poo poo IM FREE gently caress YOU STORK" only to immediately "OH DOUBLE gently caress NOW I'M FLYING".

that fish dead

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 03:41

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I thought it said niffer.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 21:44

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

radiatinglines posted:

God drat, we have people asking what a blunt is and worrying about getting hit by a sting operation over a 99 cent swisher, and everyone's a fuckin expert on e-cigs. I'm truly disappointed.

This thread has gone full :goonsay:

in a truly shocking amount of time.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 23:26

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Watch her bike after she falls off. Fair to say, bikes don't work that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ideiS-6gBAc

The follow bike just runs right over it too. Best part.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 17:17

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

http://i.imgur.com/zav4M9f.gifv

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:56

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