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Double freude: the guy who ran it in injured his hip when all his teammates dogpiled on him in celebration. He left the game on a stretcher 
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I like how both hands on head is the international symbol for "my team really sucks right now"
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When the legislature reduced the freeway speed limits (in the 90's, I think), California Highway Patrol sent out their vehicles to take up all available lanes of traffic going at exactly the speed limit on the commuter routes during peak time. It took people hours extra to get to work that day. I remember seeing news helicopter video of the cops driving in a fixed line, with an empty highway in front of them and what looked like a high speed parking lot behind them, backed up for miles.
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Azhais posted:Are you Garfield? This is why he hates Mondays
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Railing Kill posted:Then again, the videos of kids getting their faces slammed into cake bug the poo poo out of me. Not because it's cruel (which is arguable I guess), but because it isn't funny. It's not clever. It's loving retarded. That's a thing in Latino birthday parties, so in at least one culture (and probably a few of the videos) it's not considered cruel.
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VanSandman posted:Not everyone speaks Spanish, friendo. It's in Portuguese, so try reading it again!
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Choco1980 posted:Very recently Wil Wheaton had a blog post go viral about this very thing. Huffington asked him if they could reprint an article he wrote. He asked how much do they pay contributors, and they hemmed and hawwed, explaining they don't, but it's great widespread exposure for his work! He said no. The blog post talks about how the claim of "exposure" is a dirty business attempt and how no matter what you create, you should never let yourself be ripped off like that. In his case, he figured even at industry minimums per word he should be offered $260, which isn't much for a guy like him, but it's still more than zero. Don't worry sweetheart, I know the casting director. I can get you set up
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SpaceViking posted:Remember that drunk bro who assaulted the Uber driver? It turns out he Taco Bell terminated him because he couldn't handle the fire sauce canyoneer has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Nov 3, 2015 17:45
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The stdh.txt thread is thataway
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Gravity Prefers Blondes
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Apogee15 posted:The steam machine costs $449 for the cheapest version of it and the most expensive version(with an i7) is $749, not sure where you got the 900-1500. Also if you are willing to build your own machine, you can put together a ~$500 machine that will run any game, though not on the highest graphics settings for the newest games. Yep, and even then, the $500 versions will perform similar to current gen consoles, and the more expensive ones are more capable. It's similar to how cell carriers in the US are moving away from subsidizing phones through an added fee on contract, and are instead selling directly. Some people have griped that "I get a new phone every 2 years, and it usually costs me $100 but now they are asking $600? WTF is this?" Two different business models.
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Rysithusiku posted:Also, my dad claims that in his year all the auto shop students came together one morning to disassemble the principals car, carry it piece by piece to the roof of the gym, and (sort of) reassemble it there. They were short of time, so they didn't actually finish reassembling it up top, but it LOOKED like they did. Also, several small but important parts may have gone missing. Yeah I remember that one. Uncle Jesse ended up taking the fall for it
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nerdz posted:http://news.yahoo.com/jury-awards-21-5-million-man-injured-cruise-182820736.html quote:A federal jury in Seattle awarded $21.5 million in damages to an Illinois man who was injured by an automatic sliding-glass door on a cruise ship in 2011. That's the key. The courts are attempting to, erm, encourage the cruise line to fix their known safety hazard.
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chitoryu12 posted:Honestly, I'd be afraid SWAT would kill the guy. Send an anonymous letter to the guy's pets and tell them to go out of town for a few days
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GrandpaPants posted:Youtuber who did a "social experiment" to see whether strangers would be honest and give a blind man correct change was exposed as a fake. Fast forward to about 4:30 for the actual confrontation, the rest is just background. This is purestrain scoodyfrood I love it so much
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Note that he comes up without his glasses
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:That's good, but it was a lot more hilarious when my brain translated "Tim Tebow" into "Tom Brady." Wow. People are still talking about deflategate?
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Pierzak posted:"I'm not a jihadist, I'm just a hipster" "Ah OK" *keeps beating* Reminds me of the old joke: Why do hippies smell like patchouli? So blind people can beat them up too.
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NiceGuy posted:Oh boy do I have something juicy for you guys. You'd think someone that rich could afford a haircut that didn't look like he did it himself
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Tell me more about bicycles! I think they are crap. http://i.imgur.com/K20mTgi.webm Bird who is jerk  That man's organs probably hurt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MjgQiYyApo Turkeys attack mailman every day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZMhe1WeCQ Comedic timing is everything
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bobjr posted:All those penis/weed/sex answers in Family Feud really got to him. 
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Indolent Bastard posted:If you haven't seen TFA and want to remain 100% unspoiled maybe skip this post and probably the linked video. Everyone knows Raiders of the Lost Ark is the Landis family's favorite George Lucas film. 
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I had to look up Max Landis' film credits to see if he had written anything good or notable and the answer is nooooooope.
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Craptacular posted:I wonder what that is. It looks like styrofoam, but styrofoam wouldn't have nearly enough mass to crack a windshield, and snow wouldn't hold together that well, would it? See all the snow around? The only thing that makes sense is that the cold weather has made the Styrofoam more firm and that's why it broke the windshield
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mostlygray posted:She was likely dodging the scales because she was overweight and behind on her books. Don't bodyshame in this thread please.
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Buff Skeleton posted:Gonna Make You LMFAO The L stands for "lick".
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/phoenix-teens-spark-outrage-posting-racist-pic-article-1.2507148 "Welcome to adulthood in the internet age, where you can ruin your life at 17/18"
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I saw an old man stopped at a metered 2 lane onramp waiting for his green light to get on and merge. He wasn't pulled quite far enough forward to activate the sensor, so he sat there for almost 2 minutes staring at the red light with a line of angry cars behind him. It was really funny
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A model rich guy is Garth Brooks. Guy made a gazillion dollars in the 90's, and then took an 18 year hiatus to build a big house on a big piece of land and just continue to get richer while having a normal-ish family life completely away from the public eye. Then he just did a tour last year selling out stadiums for multiple nights in a row in each city.
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surebet posted:It's true that there's an upper limit, but it scales way past 70k if you frame it properly. Yeah. It's not that money is not useful past a certain point, but that the returns are diminishing. Ask a guy making $30k a year whether he wants a $250 bonus or two extra vacation days, and ask a guy earning $300k whether he wants a $2,500 bonus or two extra vacation days. First guy probably takes the cash, and the second guy takes the time off.
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https://streamable.com/nhz7 Courtside billionaire Lucille Bluth lady yells at Lebron James to "just suck it up"
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Roro posted:No, he grabs the stick/whip that the soldier was beating his victim with. You can see the soldier rearranging his grip on the gun at the end of the clip. Yeah I have a feeling Orange Shorts' day went downhill after that.
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