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I loving wish cops would enforce the "keep right except to pass" law we have here in Colorado. There are a lot of fuckers in the Denver area that make a point of driving slow in the left lane and it's loving infuriating.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:56
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Fail Army really scraped the bottom of the barrel this week. 
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Oct 25, 2015 00:05
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A (probably unhealthily) large part of my desire to have a kid someday is so I can troll the gently caress out of them for my own amusement.
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Kurtofan posted:Erm, this is a French show The only look worse than being wrong is being wrong and smug. That's from 8 Out of 10 Cats.
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(Des chiffres et des lettres, "Numbers and Letters")
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Yeah I get a call at least once a week on my mobile from some student loan re-financing place in Illinois. Every time I listen to the voicemail it starts in about halfway through the pre-recorded spiel right at the point where they say "this is your final notice..."
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Oct 30, 2015 22:11
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I see them all over Denver, but that's only because Car2Go is fairly popular.
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Nov 18, 2015 23:35
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Sometimes I wonder if Russian drivers are just particularly abso-loving-lutely terrible or if it just seems that way because dashcams are more common there.
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It's not that it's unstable, it's that if you put your trucks on backwards leaning right turns you left and vice versa. e: this is a rare case where reading youtube comments is actually informative Noctone has a new favorite as of 08:57 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Nov 25, 2015 08:55
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Jastiger posted:The above is true. Actually Omaha had one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the country as recently as last year. And I know at one point in the recent past North Omaha had the worst child poverty rate in the country.
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Nov 28, 2015 12:18
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It is in most states now, if not all.
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Dec 8, 2015 06:45
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I'm not afraid of clowns but I really hate them for reasons beyond conscious comprehension and my gut instinct is to punch them in their stupid loving red noses.
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Dec 9, 2015 06:14
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Wapole Languray posted:The issue is that clowns do look weird up close, but that's because traditional clown facepaint was designed to be seen from the bleachers in a circus, not up close. It's mean to exaggerate and make visible facial expressions from a distance, and does look odd up close. whoa trigger warning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lz1qJyWCVY
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Jan 20, 2016 18:25
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Please just post the video instead of these captioned images. man i forgot how genius that show was when it first started and the guests were clueless about what they were walking into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5VXJXxnNU
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May 25, 2016 11:27
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My best guess was gonna be a swarm of bees.
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May 26, 2016 11:42
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nobody cares
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Platystemon posted:Sounds like a good way to be held in contempt of court. sounds like some dumbass didn't read the article e: you sneaky fucker
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Jun 10, 2016 08:00
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chitoryu12 posted:Always a good reason to post this: the sweet, quintessential sound of justice
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Jun 10, 2016 08:28
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Oct 13, 2016 04:34
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait till you're 36 and realize the things that were important to you 8 years ago now mean nothing and you let the one thing you truly cared about go because you couldn't find a middle ground.  i love this post
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Oct 20, 2016 02:59
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gently caress, wish i'd thought of that all the times i've been annoyed at rear end in a top hat parkers. i have tons of zipties in my truck
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Oct 21, 2016 07:14
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Kurieg posted:That Gif doesn't have the tower-builder collapsing in frustration. I mean...how could they not expect that to happen.
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Oct 21, 2016 18:53
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chitoryu12 posted:On mobile but the full version is even more satisfying. The tiny drunk guy spends several minutes screaming at the big guy to try and start a fight. His last words before being knocked out were "DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!" yep, it's sweet, juicy high-test schadenfreude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7_6-mZquE
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Oct 22, 2016 01:22
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tying the college football rivalry discussion into actual schadenfreude, doesn't get any better than this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7s2m5Z5GA and for a little bit of added context, alabama's kickers had been dogshit all game and they had to challenge to get that one second back on the clock
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Oct 25, 2016 01:22
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freeedr posted:More football schadenfreude: my child goes to the same high school I did. A few days back, I, my wife, and our other kids were at the football game supporting our child. They were playing against the actual high school football team from the movie "Friday Night Lights", and our scrappy little high school happens to be the one that knocked them out of the playoffs last year. The other team is playing super seriously, taking a few cheap shots, and generally being dicks. Even their marching band is seriously overblown, and causes halftime to go way beyond its allotted time limits with their grand scale performance. Thanks to a couple of turnovers, the other team has managed to gain a small lead with very little time remaining in the game. In an astonishing scoring drive, featuring the same star player that helped knock them out of the playoffs last year, a last-second touchdown by our team for the victory shut them and their enormous marching band up but good. This marks the first time I've cared about the outcome of a football game, if only because they were being aggressive and risking injury to our team members needlessly. Thanks for the poo poo story, pal
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Oct 25, 2016 18:56
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I feel like I'm looking at the face of an escort who's finally reached her limit
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Oct 26, 2016 11:36
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Kurieg posted:Well thanks guys but I assure you it's purely accidental. It's pretty hard to even care about rule of thirds when you're traveling 80 MPH. Feel free to post it in the Trump thread if you want, I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it. I feel like I'm probably going to start an ugly derail with this but uhh the real schadenfreude would've been you getting in crash due to the incredibly dangerous activity of taking pictures while bombing down the road at 80 mph.
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Oct 30, 2016 05:52
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lotta wildlife to run into there, though
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Oct 30, 2016 06:01
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In actual self-owning news, I looked like a real dumb haole rear end in a top hat today when some Hawaiian dudes pointed out that I had my swim fins on upside down. I've been bodyboarding with them like that like a dozen times since August and now I know why (a) they really hurt my feet and (b) I couldn't get poo poo for propulsion with them. 
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Oct 30, 2016 06:12
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TotalLossBrain posted:How? MS Vipers:  left one is bottom up, how i'd been mistakenly wearing them  , right one is top up as they're supposed to be worne: in retrospect, the tread and drainholes should have been a dead giveaway Noctone has a new favorite as of 06:57 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 06:55
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just dumb basically. and also years of "flat part = bottom" drilled into my head by literally everything i've ever put on my foot e: also tbf these are one of the few brands of swim fins that don't have "TOP" printed on the top side of the fin Noctone has a new favorite as of 07:08 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 07:06
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Platystemon posted:Did you at least pretend that you’d been absentminded just this one time? Like if you’d been wearing mismatched socks? nah i was just like "oh cool, thanks man, that explains a lot"
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Oct 30, 2016 07:12
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i'm just glad someone said something to me, flipped them around the right away and it was amazing how much easier it was to catch waves
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Oct 30, 2016 10:11
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why would i give a poo poo about surfboards
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Oct 30, 2016 10:15
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pro tip: food goes in the mouth, out the anus
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Oct 30, 2016 12:13
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was filling up my car about six months ago when a guy tried to vape at the pump near me and got seriously yelled at over the (incredibly loud) speaker system from the bloke working there. I believe it started with "What the hell do you think you're doing you bloody drongo!" and only got better from there. i mean, his reasoning is wrong and dumb, but it's no more dangerous than a mobile phone (the battery voltages are literally the same)
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Nov 3, 2016 09:03
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it's also like the pinnacle of FYGM because of this juicy nugget:quote:The proposition decreased property taxes by assessing property values at their 1975 value and restricted annual increases of assessed value of real property to an inflation factor, not to exceed 2% per year. It also prohibited reassessment of a new base year value except for in cases of (a) change in ownership, or (b) completion of new construction.
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Nov 5, 2016 00:34
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lol people who own $1m condos but are too stubborn to sell them don't get to claim poverty ffs
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HawkHill posted:Lot's of people do sell them. But then what do you do? Housing is crazy expensive in San Francisco. Trading to another place is just a zero sum game. So you have to take that money and move somewhere less expensive. And people do that. And then they pay capital gains tax on the non-excluded portion of the gains. tough titties
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