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I'm still not completely sure this is real Man Arrested for Not Returning "Freddy Got Fingered" back in 2001 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbe...id=ansmsnnews11
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. So this lady wants to gently caress her son, right?
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artsy fartsy posted:This is really pissing me off. How can she sacrifice a relationship with her own child over something so insignificant? I'm hoping you are a dude, because that would make this even funnier.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why wouldn't you pull it out before going to the hospital? What? No, don't do that. You could do more damage than the actual penetration if you don't know what you are doing. What if you nick an artery on the way out?
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Stare-Out posted:Quo vadis? 
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Karma Monkey posted:This is funny to me. Its funny to me too, buddy
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God Hole posted:I didn't know where this belonged She'll get her own reality show soon, "Poopin' With McKayla"
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Mizuti posted:
Geez, what's the game plan? Just wait until you burn enough calories?
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life
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Dillbag posted:For those of you who felt the schad when mentally ill forums poster Caro was captured and reportedly held in a Syrian prison after performing untrained field surgeries and acting as a counter sniper, he's loving alive and I couldn't be more stunned right now. Wow, can't wait for the crazy poo poo posts
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A lot of people never played catch with dad ITT
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Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm ElGroucho has a new favorite as of 21:10 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Thats a double dose On the one hand, getting owned at soccer; and then getting owned for being a show off, good poo poo
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FAROOQ posted:Lol it turns out that noted harassment victim Zoe Quinn has been caught orchestrating a harassment campaign against Candace Owens, notable for a failed kickstarter for an anti-harassment network, which actually would have caused harassment. Every time I read something about gamergate, I understand it less and less. It's some dudes who weren't allowed to play with their nintendoes, right?
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FCKGW posted:We were so close to mentioning Steve Jobs without the cancer/overprice garbage circle jerk but you guys just can't help yourself can you? Calm down
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Mr. Flunchy posted:"Check please." I'll have what he's having Ed:beaten like a parked Russian car
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Is there any way we can coordinate a mass retweeting of this? I still can't believe he's related to that nice cook on PBS.
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Slugnoid posted:God damnit Abu Hajaar I'm the dude just rolling all the way back to base
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Non Serviam posted:Sovereign citizen tries his magic with a bond judge. Judge pulls his leg for a while, before denying bond. "Where's my remedy, sir?" "Well, wait, who's remedy are you asking for, the settler, the agent, the client or the person?"
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Is this the political version of "Turn on your monitor"
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Ben Carson, what has that rascal been up to lately? Elbow deep in someone's brain
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fizzymercy posted:No I'm with the guy who saw his dad's porn. Everyone watches it, but you definitely don't want to know what someone's particular favorite porn genre is. Nobody I know wants to know for certain their dad likes a solid milf loving. Sounds like some of you dumb bastards aren't old enough to have ever found your dad's porno mags ElGroucho has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Jun 18, 2016 |
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KoRMaK posted:Which one did you opt for? Both is the only option
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Oh good, then I'm only halfway stupid for not knowing what the gently caress an industrial estate is.
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Strudel Man posted:She didn't get terrible grades, merely mediocre; a 3.59 GPA and 1180 out of 1600 on the SATs. That's pretty mediocre for UT. I got in with the same GPA and a 1300 as a last minute replacement, probably because I am one of those filthy poor Mexicans.
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canyoneer posted:Hey, women's gymnastics is a proud Olympic tradition "What's wrong with 4'11" teenagers with permanent bone damage?"
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:So have people across the UK begun stocking up on aluminum baseball bats lately? No, they have those 6 in wide bats what for hittin' them bouncing softballs and spanking prep school classmates
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This is why we have a republic, kids
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Teddybear posted:The 1000th winner of the title belt was the title belt itself when it was placed upon the chest of the 999th winner. Japanese wrestling is way more brutal, but also way more funny that WWE
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Jun 30, 2016 19:33
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Man, if Rey Mysterio has to fight the goddamn Undertaker, it only seems fair for that pale-rear end Brit to have to fight some hulking roid monster
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I get hosed on a zipper merge, but I eventually just say gently caress it, beep and throw a finger but allow the rear end in a top hat in, because I value not scratching my car over being right
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Jul 2, 2016 23:52
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Jul 3, 2016 18:56
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Don't worry, it's Spain, I doubt the bribes will be too expensive
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AlmightyBob posted:If it's the prank video couple, they broke up http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/23/biggest-couple-on-youtube-announce-they-are-splitting-up-5900802/ The whole relationship - It's Just a Prank, Bro
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Gobbeldygook posted:Related: Pigeons have not yet adapted to catfish hunting them. Well, Catfish Hunter did play for the Yankees
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Kay Kessler posted:Weather that hot can actually be fatal to people whose bodies aren't accustomed to it. And apparently it's a pretty high temperature for Britain. And we believe these people deserve to live on our hot little planet?
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Can someone tell me how Pokemon Go is any different from birdwatching or trainspotting, thanks
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Roro posted:Let me guess, your mom thinks you're cool? No my mom is a Bulbasaur
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