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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Mulva posted:

Vertical video is the real schadenfreude in this case.

The person was holding it correctly, but their car was sideways like everyone else. "Lol let's drive 100 in this bitchin' storm."

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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MrSmokes posted:

So many people are so unbelievably loving stupid.

"This one happened January this year in Michigan. 193 Vehicles involved, somehow only one guy died despite a fireworks truck blowing up."

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9fI5M6_XVk

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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The best Russian dash-cam is the guy witnessing the massive meteor that shattered windows miles away with the impact. It absolutely lights up the sky in a ball of fire and he just puts down his sun visor with zero fucks to be had. I don't think it's just the prevalence of dash cams that provides all the crazy videos. It's just the same poo poo different day.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Always use protection:

http://i.imgur.com/epWhPrJ.gifv

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Jun 1, 2006


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thespaceinvader posted:

Holy poo poo that's dumb it would be so easy for that to have just covered up her whole head and suffocated her.

http://i.imgur.com/XTQmQ8o.gifv

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Solice Kirsk posted:

Probably because it would be hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt. I mean, unless you sent a text right at the time the accident happened.






Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Cleaning out a clogged poop pipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM

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Jun 1, 2006


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Thwomp posted:

:itwaspoo:

Mike Rowe missed out on the cool icky jobs.

He's in the passenger seat of that truck with the window down and his mouth open.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Andre the Giant's bidet.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Ben Carson asks a class of 5th graders who the dumbest kid in the class is. A handful of them all point to the same person.

Jesus Christ that is cold.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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"Oh no."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5NWcdq4Wf4

(Action starts around 1:15)

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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This is the book.

I know the twitter account is a fake, but the book is real, and I can't imagine the real guy would be happy about it.

Ragequit has a new favorite as of 22:27 on Jan 22, 2016

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Indolent Bastard posted:

I might prefer it was poo poo. poo poo you can have cleaned. You are replacing a fair bit of plumbing if its full of concrete.

It came from the roof. There is no plumbing to replace.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Raygereio posted:

In my experience, freezing up or doing something useless like waving their hands is what people actually tend to do when there's a problem and the panic starts.

I assume your first sight in this world was your parents doing this?

Joke aside, content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4q18m4m4ic

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Fuzzy Mammal posted:

The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPIQ_gyiHag

That man was made from the Bethesda character creation tool:





The face of a sociopath.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You know, this wouldn't have happened if the gun shop owner had a gu -- oh, wait...

http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/video/15272870/

A man and his son died over a $25 service charge. Jesus Christ.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Thanks for the snuff film.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Girl almost gets struck by lightning and the guy she is with immediately develops a speech impediment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdAIonUBBM

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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DavidAlltheTime posted:

It was actually pretty easy to understand what he was saying. Is this like the bad tattoo thread where goons pretend to not be able to read lettering?

Yeah it's pretty easy initially, but the severe panic makes the guy harder to understand (which would be the case with nearly any accent) and it came out pretty funny. Are you a goon that "pretends" to not understand human emotion?

http://i.imgur.com/KTkPxO2.gifv

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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High five, you got it

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Jun 1, 2006


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Nig nog tryin' to get a zuckerbeezy

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Jun 1, 2006


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Oh my God this is purestrain. Holy moly.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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110-year-old woman gives zero fucks and is just done with life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAUn3A4QtaI

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Stoatbringer posted:

Brothers who mocked judge over suspended sentence in obscene Facebook posts jailed for two years

Two criminals given suspended sentences after showing remorse in court. Afterwards they immediately mock the judge on Facebook for being so lenient. Judge sees it, calls them back for a sentence review and sends them down for two years as they were clearly not remorseful at all. :dance:

More egg on their faces than a man with Parkinson's eating a McMuffin. Holy moly.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Nobody gets hurt, but everyone in the room suffers a little:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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I believe Ping Pong is the sport of champions, thank you very much:




(cleanup shadenfreude?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aU8STWKB2I

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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This thread right now:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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"A proud, pro-gun mom was accidentally shot by her 4-year-old son — just a day after the Second Amendment-loving woman boasted about her tot’s shooting kills."

Uh, hopefully that is supposed to be "skills"?

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N473MJHvbZ4

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYr2XteXUB8

A candidate for the US Presidency, ladies and gents.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Well that escalated quickly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfsRm7x9vZ0

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Golfball sized hail in Texas was loving everything up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ickpCvwZ7Q

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Chicken Doodle posted:

Some guy in Austin TX claimed Whole Foods wrote Fag on his "love wins" cake. He released a picture as well as opened a lawsuit.



Turns out the guy who made and gave him the cakes is also gay and Whole Foods released security footage showing the label was on top of his cake, not on the side as in his picture. Oh and the writing Colour and everything is totally different. And they are going to sue his rear end back into the closet.

http://m.statesman.com/news/business/whole-foods-taking-legal-action-against-cake-accus/nq7qt/

Beauty.

He checked the cake at a stoplight? I doubt that. He is going to get eviscerated in court for that poo poo piping job. Amazing.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Whoops! A UK ISP (BT) accidentally has every sent email from their customers direct to one random guy for a short period of time.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/19/bounceback_blunder_borks_bt_boxes/

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Jun 1, 2006


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Paladinus posted:

Bounceback Blunder Borks BT Boxes is probably one of the best article titles I've read.

Missed a chance to throw in BLIMEY, but otherwise great.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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A U.S. Senator blasts Ted Cruz on Twitter:





It's one thing to have a Presidential primary candidate called out by some random nerd on the internet, but a Senator? Amazing.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"Whine" was a perfect word to use because dude seriously always looks like he's crying

A neurologist has even explained why his face is creepy

quote:

“As a neurologist it is my business to notice things out of the ordinary and probe them,” he wrote. “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend.”

“I have rarely, if ever, seen a conventional smile from Senator Cruz. In a natural smile the corners of the mouth go up; these muscles we can control voluntarily as well. But muscles circling the eyes are involuntary only; they make the eyes narrow, forming crow’s feet at the outside corners,” he continued. “No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards.”

“Downturned expressions usually signal disagreeableness or disgust. But I honestly don’t know because such an expression is rare in the context of public presentations that are meant to win people over. He may well be unaware that the message of his body language is incongruent with his words,” he said before concluding, “Google ‘Ted Cruz smiling,’ and judge for yourself. For the record I am not a Democrat. I’m at a loss to verbalize what unsettles me so when I watch the freshman senator. But it leaves me cold.”

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Takoluka posted:

I believe Elizabeth Warren has been pretty outspoken during a lot of this campaign season.

She's not one to shy away - she blasted the GOP for Planned Parenthood last year as well. It's just great to see a Senator with some backbone and the interest of the people at heart.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Staryberry posted:

Annoyed Reporter Rescues Man from Sinking Car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtlsIwhZHLo

Came to post this as well. That man is so hilariously dumb. I almost feel like the reporter saved his life by giving him the most basic instructions that should be human instinct.

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


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Mosquito Schadenfreude (also something very cool):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79uqMKUoIjE

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