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Punch your boss! What could possibly go wrong?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:57
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Punch the
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Oct 20, 2015 04:09
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If it ever comes up, punching is always the answer.
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Oct 20, 2015 04:37
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It's a really tough choice. I really dislike Eric, so I'm tempted to vote for him eating crow, but then I also already loathe his toadlike boss. Oh well. Join the bandwagon, I guess. Attack. Corn, you've totally outdone yourself finding this gem.
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Oct 20, 2015 09:26
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lol cool game sign the form
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Oct 20, 2015 12:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyM_hqoD9ac eric does donuts in his car while trying to decide. maybe you can pick for him? his decision to flee the cops did not work out as planned corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 15:33
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Time to face the music. Pull
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Oct 20, 2015 15:41
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pull over like a bitch
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Oct 20, 2015 15:45
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did i see the phrase "illegal dance hall" pull over
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Oct 20, 2015 16:07
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Run. Maybe they'll shoot the mewling shite.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:04
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Suddenly everyone is backing down after the pen stabbing? Man up and run away like a bitch
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Oct 20, 2015 18:36
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Knowing this game, running away will cause us to survive, while pulling over will result in us being shot down like the dog we are.
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Oct 20, 2015 19:06
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Eric is a Freeman on the Land and will not bow to laws put in place with gold-fringed flags flying. Keep going, he has done nothing wrong.
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Oct 20, 2015 19:17
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Corn, I hope your keeping a flow chart of all these choices.
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Oct 20, 2015 20:57
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Run like hell.
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Oct 21, 2015 00:18
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eric is an idiot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtW2_nzCYFg  i don't even know how to describe this loop except that it is loving awful don't kill dogs corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 00:37
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keep running
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Oct 21, 2015 00:42
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We keep running because only the worst sort of people harm dogs I mean he'd do it but I wouldn't actively choose it
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Oct 21, 2015 00:44
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Keep Running because I like dogs and I don't want to hurt one.
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Oct 21, 2015 00:45
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Keep running
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Oct 21, 2015 01:06
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This berk needs to keep running
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Oct 21, 2015 02:51
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this game was released in 2010 and still has an active facebook page https://www.facebook.com/THE-WEATHERED-UNDERGROUND-99702787433/
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Oct 21, 2015 02:51
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Oct 21, 2015 02:53
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personally, i like dogs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VwJ8dbbRY  god, gently caress you eric go do some crack corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 04:42
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Crack House seems like a safe bet.
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Oct 21, 2015 04:45
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Please let the crack house be his grave.
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Oct 21, 2015 05:08
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His car broke down and he's on the run from the police that are right behind him. What the gently caress is he going to use a phone for? Hide
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Oct 21, 2015 06:53
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Crack House
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Oct 21, 2015 07:07
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crack house
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Oct 21, 2015 07:10
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crack house
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Oct 21, 2015 11:35
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So trying to escape from the cop means stopping the car, getting out, and legging it on foot. Then "leave the dog alone" means get it run over. Yep, it's CYOA grade alright. Where's the hag? Let's go into the crack house, which will obviously turn out to be full of toddlers training gymnastics who help us trampoline to safety.
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Oct 21, 2015 12:47
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Crack house.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:18
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Time to hop on the  and go crack house
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Oct 21, 2015 14:25
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what is happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suUWWpSCoI4  i will never let go corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 19:06
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take control of the whining bitch
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Oct 21, 2015 19:13
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Take control of his Body we still have poor decisions of his to make.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:22
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Self-determinism is an illusion, take control
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Oct 21, 2015 19:24
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Jesus. Our idiot writer isn't content with just churning out this crappy dross "game", he's so insecure he has to stamp his huge, swinging writerly "authority" over the player as well? I mean heck, we all hate the fourth wall and immersion and control and things like that, right? Well, gently caress that. Dance for us, whiny monkey-turd. Dance.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:18
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they don't have goals. they have no ambitions. they have no reason to live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt7QZZQFc_g 
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 of town
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