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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Ive warmed up to you Shrimp since last summer.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Eltoasto posted:

Drew Brees has a 123 career QB rating against the Pats, by far #1. #3 is Eli. #2? #2 is Kyle loving Orton.

The Orton rating must be from that one game in 2009 when the Broncos started out 6-0

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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same

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So how many more weeks until Fan Duel is shut down by the Feds?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I would be real happy if Cam ends up having a better career than Andrew Luck.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So why do the Colts have a band-pipe marching band?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Petey posted:

tom's beard game is on point tonight

Hes growing back the Bieber hair, he said so on Yahoo last week.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

It was actually on some Yahoo video interview. Same difference.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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RIP

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Why did Ballghazi never catch on?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I love morons who run the kick out

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Ive heard that the All Day Breakfast thing is killing McDonals franchises because its causing unimaginable logistical issues.

And by unimaginable I mean everyone saw it coming

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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That was a risky playcall.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This trend of commercials using tweets, texts, and emojis to be cute needs to die very soon.

Welcome to Web 3.0.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Never bet against the brady sneak. Its unnatural.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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nooneofconsequence posted:

Whatever happened to Jonas Gray.

Working at a gas station somewhere

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Quiet Feet posted:

Tom Brady, king of the 1-yard sneak. you need one yard? you need a half yard? He get you a yard. He got it. You need two yards? He get you one yard.

Ive seen him get 6 yards on a QB sneak before

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Hey he didn't drop it

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Move Vollmer to left tackle and put Flemming in at right and pray

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Madcosby posted:

I just googled Michael Phelps because I havent heard anything about him in ages

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/11/20/olympic-swimmer-michael-phelps-girlfriend-was-born-a-man/20996730/

As long as he wins another couple golds in Rio

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Thats a nice drive.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Petey posted:

why did they cut away from edelman's celebration? what did he do?

"A DISGUSTING ACT"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Andrew Luck, inferior QB and tv commercial man to Peyton.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Tory Holt 2.0

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Phobeste posted:

Promise Kyle Arrington Brady will just play catch with him after the game and he can catch all the balls he wants and in the meantime can he please just cover instead of ballhawk

Kyle Arrington is on the Ravens this season

they are 1-5

coincidence?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

"I'd rather have a root canal"

lol

They give you happy gas for a root canal right? Who wouldnt want that

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

yo i haven't watched football all day what did i miss

The Seahawks are big stinky frauds

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Just dont block in the back. Its not that hard

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Winkie01 posted:

No they numb everything with lots of what ever it is that they use

Oh. Thats still scary then.

gently caress the dentist. How much does a good set of dentures cost?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Lessail posted:

get this: goodell is the lesser evil

Goodell knew about the elevator tape.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Yep, Volmer to left and flemming to right just like I said.

Time to pray

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Raku posted:

Why don't we have rubber ropes to bounce players back in bounds like in wrestling

What if we played football on one giant trampoline?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Mooseontheloose posted:

I know Dante Scarnecchia isn't with the team anymore but that man could work magic with OLinemen no one ever heard of.

Hes still an unofficial consultant with the team or something like that

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Mooseontheloose posted:

REally? I thought he left.

When Bill owns your soul he owns it for life. And after.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Intruder posted:

Remember when we all laughed at the idea of Edelman being a Welker replacement?

He was never able to stay healthy, that was his issue. So when Amendola got hurt in week 1 in 2013 Edelman broke out and never looked back.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Wow how did that work

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Mooseontheloose posted:

Welp, Aaron Dobson is hosed.

Hes inactive today lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Everyone forgets that we are getting Brandon Lafell back in a couple weeks.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Bip Roberts posted:

Hope you used your knees to pull off and buy some baller-rear end fireworks.

Thats what New Hampshire is for

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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I like our front 7.

I cry for our back 4.

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