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Gatekeeper posted:my position is "i wanna see steve jobs gently caress" ok
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Blazing Ownager posted:So when this guy died... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Engelbart... nobody shed a tear. 
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Oct 22, 2015 02:15
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Yes, OP: he hosed every apple customer with his lovely, pretentious products.
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Oct 22, 2015 11:51
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why the gently caress do people make movies about steve jobs and the loving guy who made facebook? who gives a poo poo jesus
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Oct 22, 2015 12:41
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hemale in pain posted:why the gently caress do people make movies about steve jobs and the loving guy who made facebook? who gives a poo poo jesus Same reason we make movies about Hitler.
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Oct 22, 2015 13:56
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Applewhite posted:Same reason we make movies about Hitler. steve jobs did nothing wrong except refuse to take medicine for his treatable cancer and instead eat sugar pills and drink gallons of fruit juice until the cancer got so bad it was no longer treatable lol
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Oct 22, 2015 14:26
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I saw the one with Ashton Kutcher its just basically a hippie walking around being an arrogant rear end in a top hat and getting everything he wants despite having no expertise in anything. When I was done watching it I was like, what a loving fag this dude was and they're literally making another movie about him.
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Oct 22, 2015 14:29
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There's no way this is the second Steve Jobs movie.
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Oct 22, 2015 14:30
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Fat Lowtax posted:There's no way this is the second Steve Jobs movie. Second after his death i think maybe not even that though
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Oct 22, 2015 14:31
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The entire movie is one 3 hour jerk off session so that's why it's rated R. The entire dialogue of the last half of the movie boils down to this: Steve Jobs: MAEK COMPUTER PRETTY!!!! Wozniak: Ummok but shouldn't we focus on giving them practical things first that people will use and then worry about the aesthetics later Steve Jobs: NO NOBODY BUY UGLY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS NEW AGE OF COMPUTER ,EVERYONE WILL BUY PRETTY COMPUTER!
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Oct 22, 2015 14:33
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Does he gently caress?
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Oct 22, 2015 14:33
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I saw the one with Ashton Kutcher its just basically a hippie walking around being an arrogant rear end in a top hat and getting everything he wants despite having no expertise in anything. When I was done watching it I was like, what a loving fag this dude was and they're literally making another movie about him. there are like 5 steve jobs movies since he died including this one i think Steve Jobs (2015) Jobs (2013) Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine (2015) Steve Jobs: iGenius (2012) Steve Jobs: One Last Thing (2011) (TV) Should have been Steve Jobs Steve Jobser Steve Jobs With A Vengence Live Steve or Die Jobs A Good Day to Steve Jobs
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Oct 22, 2015 14:33
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Fat Lowtax posted:Does he gently caress? Yeah he makes a bastard daughter
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Oct 22, 2015 14:35
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Quote-Unquote posted:there are like 5 steve jobs movies since he died including this one i think Son of Steve Jobs Steve Jobs Goes Bananas Steve Jobs Goes Carribean Steve Jobs meets Abbot and Costello Steve Jobs Goes to Mars The Steve Job Steve Jobs Begins Steve Jobs: the White Knight Steve Jobs Rising Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates
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Oct 22, 2015 14:39
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Paranormal Steve: The Jobs Dimension
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Oct 22, 2015 14:42
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wanna see Cancer Stebe get a handbeezy 'oh wow. oh wow. oh wow.'
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Oct 22, 2015 14:49
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yeah he makes a bastard daughter Do we get to see the gently caress?
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Oct 22, 2015 14:53
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Two loving pages and no mention of if there is a gently caress in the movie or not. What the gently caress?
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Oct 22, 2015 15:44
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satanic splash-back posted:Two loving pages and no mention of if there is a gently caress in the movie or not. FINE. Its a hollywood stylistic gently caress where you see them roll around a bit in bed and kiss but no frontal nudity. the R rating comes from profanity and drug use. HAPPY NOW
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Oct 22, 2015 15:45
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satanic splash-back posted:Two loving pages and no mention of if there is a gently caress in the movie or not. it is a movie about steve jobs and he was a massive gently caress so i guess there is one.
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Oct 22, 2015 15:47
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this guy fucks
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Oct 22, 2015 16:17
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hemale in pain posted:why the gently caress do people make movies about steve jobs and the loving guy who made facebook? who gives a poo poo jesus yes i suspect it has something to do w jesus
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Oct 22, 2015 16:19
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:FINE. Its a hollywood stylistic gently caress where you see them roll around a bit in bed and kiss but no frontal nudity. the R rating comes from profanity and drug use. HAPPY NOW They didn't want Fassbender's massive dick to be the only memorable thing about the film
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Oct 22, 2015 16:21
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satanic splash-back posted:Two loving pages and no mention of if there is a gently caress in the movie or not. there is bro i assure you, you don't hire fassbender to keep his most valuable asset off screen
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Oct 22, 2015 16:21
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may as well hire mark magquire and tell him not to hit home runs!
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Oct 22, 2015 16:21
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:FINE. Its a hollywood stylistic gently caress where you see them roll around a bit in bed and kiss but no frontal nudity. the R rating comes from profanity and drug use. HAPPY NOW No frontal nudity? NO FRONTAL NUDITY!?!? 
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Oct 22, 2015 16:24
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this picture will literally never stop being funny
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Oct 22, 2015 16:50
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who the gently caress cares about steve jobs?
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Oct 22, 2015 16:51
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The Taint Reaper posted:The entire movie is one 3 hour jerk off session so that's why it's rated R. Yeah, well, he was right. I thought Pirates of Silicon Valley was pretty good
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Oct 22, 2015 16:52
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Gaunab posted:who the gently caress cares about steve jobs? this guy
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Oct 22, 2015 16:53
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i wonder where that guy is now. what is he doing? what is he wearing?
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Oct 22, 2015 16:55
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nomadologique posted:i wonder where that guy is now. what is he doing? what is he wearing? he sits at steve's grave wearing nothing but macbooks and a new iphone
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Oct 22, 2015 17:01
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so he is like those loyal dogs who die by their owners gravesides hm
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Oct 22, 2015 17:03
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nomadologique posted:so he is like those loyal dogs who die by their owners gravesides probably yes could you see a dickbag that sits outside apple stores crying actually functioning in society?
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Oct 22, 2015 17:11
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One day these movies will probably be considered religious texts.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:13
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Blazing Ownager posted:So when this guy died... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Engelbart... nobody shed a tear. LMAO, invented the joystick.  This human being can cram his "joystick" up his own godamned rear end.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:13
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Moon Atari posted:One day these movies will probably be considered religious texts. Steve Jobs is the patron saint for those that illegally park in handicap spots.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:14
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i heard this movie makes up facts about steve jobs
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Oct 22, 2015 17:14
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A Handed Missus posted:wanna see Cancer Stebe get a handbeezy "Oh and one more thing" *skeets*
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gently caress, shmuck. I want to know if Job poops in the movie. As kids in Australia, we called doing a poop big jobs. In the UK they're called jobby or jobbies. Not only does Jobs have the right name for a pooping scene, it should have one because so many mainstream movies today lack pooping content. This omission makes them unrealistic and a tragic waste of potential.
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