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Casio_knight

and now i have t use this virtual keybord to type For a few weeks because the dr said it would be good

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Casio_knight

wtf is a rowdy trought?

sbc3 gets gassed?

Casio_knight

its like being my left foot but i can move but painfull and have movement in whpole body

Casio_knight

dr asked if a use computer a lot for facebook

'no, i just do byob'

'whats that?'

*stares while thinking of that*

cat_herder

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I have rznv downloaded onto my phone just in case doctors ask me what byob is

Casio_knight

i hold a pokey stick in my mouth but cant reach anything can move but complain a lot

still no artistic skills :(

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

I have rznv downloaded onto my phone just in case doctors ask me what byob is

i tried to draw smoobles with arrows pointing to stuff but it looked like a pacman ghost

i am so sick hearing the mouse click everytime i type

Casio_knight

a cow kicked me

Casio_knight

and i have a rodeo on the 14tg nov i have to compete in

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why were you behind the cow?

FreshCutFries

Casio_knight posted:

dr asked if a use computer a lot for facebook

'no, i just do byob'

'whats that?'

*stares while thinking of that*

*doctor writing on chart*
"patient showing symptoms of word salad. neurological damage may have occurred."

Casio_knight

i think 2 weeks should be enough to get better its like spines not even an organ or brain?

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

why were you behind the cow?

i turned my back for a second after artifully inseminating her

oh god its normal to do that

*artificially*

FreshCutFries

are you on morphine? i was loaded with it in the hospital, and it made the experience of almost dying seem fun.

Casio_knight

Thingyman posted:

are you on morphine? i was loaded with it in the hospital, and it made the experience of almost dying seem fun.

tremidol and lots of valium to stop muscle stuff

+ weed of course

you almost died? what happned? sorry i know i sound retarded

Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 22, 2015

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Casio_knight posted:

i turned my back for a second after artifully inseminating her

oh god its normal to do that

*artificially*

never turn your back on an animal that weighs more than you. I hope worker's comp is paying for your medical bills, friend

also I hope she pops out loving twins (and they survive) for all the trouble she's putting you through :argh:

FreshCutFries

Casio_knight posted:

tremidol and lots of valium to stop muscle stuff

+ weed of course

you died? what happned?

almost died. i had a massive blood clot that ran from my knee to nearly up into my heart.

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Thingyman posted:

almost died. i had a massive blood clot that ran from my knee to nearly up into my heart.

did the cath lab stick it in resin and let you keep it for posterity? because drat, man

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

never turn your back on an animal that weighs more than you. I hope worker's comp is paying for your medical bills, friend

also I hope she pops out loving twins (and they survive) for all the trouble she's putting you through :argh:

free everything and was such a stupid mistake, mate yelled at me i turned around and BAM

Casio_knight

Thingyman posted:

almost died. i had a massive blood clot that ran from my knee to nearly up into my heart.

Holy hell that sounds way worse, youre ok nowdays?

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Casio_knight posted:

free everything and was such a stupid mistake, mate yelled at me i turned around and BAM

that sucks, I'm sorry.

so how bad is it? cracked vertebrae, or what?

FreshCutFries

meteloides posted:

did the cath lab stick it in resin and let you keep it for posterity? because drat, man

is that actually a thing that can happen? omg, that would've been awesome

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

that sucks, I'm sorry.

so how bad is it? cracked vertebrae, or what?

L1 to l5 massive brusing that cut off blood to legs, no fractures but 'temp missaligment' which is when my lower spine went snap but came back

so all good in long term i was very very very lucky

Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Oct 22, 2015

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Thingyman posted:

is that actually a thing that can happen? omg, that would've been awesome

not sure, but I wish it was. I wanted my fibroadenoma resined, but they said no.

FreshCutFries

Casio_knight posted:

Holy hell that sounds way worse, youre ok nowdays?

yup, no symptoms since :). it sounds like you got pretty lucky too.

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Casio_knight posted:

L1 to l5 massive brusing that cut off blood to legs, no fractures but 'temp missaligment' which is when my lower spine went snap but came back

so all good in long term i was very lucky

yeah, you got really lucky, it sounds like :ohdear: the bruising will probably resolve in a couple of weeks, yeah. but you'll probably be really sore for a while.

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

yeah, you got really lucky, it sounds like :ohdear: the bruising will probably resolve in a couple of weeks, yeah. but you'll probably be really sore for a while.

this is the first day i can move hands with not much pain

sweaaring at back muscles helps

Casio_knight

Thingyman posted:

yup, no symptoms since :). it sounds like you got pretty lucky too.

glad your ok too :)

Casio_knight

meteloides posted:

yeah, you got really lucky, it sounds like :ohdear: the bruising will probably resolve in a couple of weeks, yeah. but you'll probably be really sore for a while.

they physically extracted blood around my spinal cord with needles, chilled me to bloody freezing and valium is to stop tremors and chill

so glad for free healthcare

Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Oct 22, 2015

Casio_knight

all and all it was a good day

sorry dont mean to talk about myself so much

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When i was bed ridden I did the same thing.

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Casio_knight

ive just been watching music vids on youtube from my teenaage years

Rage againsst the machine: cant waiist the day when the night brings the huurt!

me *owww i cant move my neck*

RATM: BOMBTRACK!!

*nods mentally*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


artfully inseminating

Casio_knight

i feel this has helped my eyebrows express themselves

Casio_knight

Thingyman posted:

*doctor writing on chart*
"patient showing symptoms of word salad. neurological damage may have occurred."

thank god i didnt say fyad

Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Oct 22, 2015

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

artfully inseminating

Op tried to inseminate with the big dogs and look at him now, he's just a mess.

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Casio_knight posted:

ive just been watching music vids on youtube from my teenaage years

Rage againsst the machine: cant waiist the day when the night brings the huurt!

me *owww i cant move my neck*

RATM: BOMBTRACK!!

*nods mentally*

Casio_knight

drilldo squirt posted:

Op tried to inseminate with the big dogs and look at him now, he's just a mess.

im goibg to sleep now for 14hours as is my routine these days

its truee drilldo. i tried to be a big boy and paid the price :(

love you all!1

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