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fsif posted:Simms has always been horrible and this year it seems like he has had early-onset dementia. I can't remember many specific examples, but there have been so many times when he's babbled about a crazy aside, said something that makes no sense, or seemed totally oblivious to what actually occurred on the field. Like, from last night: I fail to see how these are negatives
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Simms is being far the worst color guy on air. Just absolutely terrible, and his only redeeming quality is when he pisses off Nantz.
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Oct 23, 2015 16:20
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Adlai Stevenson posted:Simms doesn't like watching QBs struggle, I can get that. And from what I've seen of the games he's called this season he's been more willing to call out bad ref decisions when he sees them. I give Simms a passing grade this year so far. You should have heard Simms trip over himself to compliment Brandon Weeden against the Patriots. Not just in the early going but throughout the entire game Simms yammered on about his noble performance. Weeden fuckin sucks dude
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Oct 23, 2015 17:19
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Maggot Soup posted:
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fsif posted:Simms has always been horrible and this year it seems like he has had early-onset dementia. I can't remember many specific examples, but there have been so many times when he's babbled about a crazy aside, said something that makes no sense, or seemed totally oblivious to what actually occurred on the field. Like, from last night: Or when they had that awkward conversation about massages.  Someone should take simms out behind the woodshed and put him out of his misery. Also only let drunk people announce, and limit them to one sentence every minute so we mostly just hear crowd noise.
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The Kraken posted:You should have heard Simms trip over himself to compliment Brandon Weeden against the Patriots. Not just in the early going but throughout the entire game Simms yammered on about his noble performance. Oh Brandon Weeden will still be the starter next week! *next week is bye* *Matt Cassel named starter*
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in the nfl network pre game yesterday there was some niner fan with a big foam ring hat with ALL DA RINGS on it and i laughed because i knew they would get crushed by a bad seahawks team kiss the rings
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effectual posted:Also only let drunk people announce, and limit them to one sentence every minute so we mostly just hear crowd noise. Drunk Joe Namath, new CBS color analyst
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Scrote seems a tad deflated It was a leftover from the colts pats game...used to have Bradys name on it.
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Maggot Soup posted:
Those dumdums bought tickets and own merch though, so he won
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I get that guys don't want to just gratuitously bash players because it's a really hard job but, in making excuses for Kaepernick, Simms (and every other commentator for a Niners game this season) bashes everyone around him. They don't want to say "Kaep sucks" so they say "everyone else sucks", and that's partially true (the whole team is very bad) but is also a very patronizing and annoying way to get out of saying something mean about one particular guy.
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The Kraken posted:You should have heard Simms trip over himself to compliment Brandon Weeden against the Patriots. Not just in the early going but throughout the entire game Simms yammered on about his noble performance. Again, none of this detracts from my viewing experience. In fact it often enhances it.
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Glad the Seahawks won, although I missed the game, which sucks.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:58
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Jed York's wiki page is about as passive aggressive as you can get without getting flagged. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jed_York
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TubeStank posted:The Seahawks can 9nly beat real bad teams it seems like. The Packers have yet to play a team with a current winning record.
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Bad Moon posted:The Packers have yet to play a team with a current winning record. Crushing bad teams is more of an indicator of success than beating good teams.
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Bad Moon posted:The Packers have yet to play a team with a current winning record. And they can lose all the ones they play this year and still probably wander into a playoff bye.
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NC-17 posted:Crushing bad teams is more of an indicator of success than beating good teams. Who.have they really crushed
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Oct 23, 2015 19:53
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They beat the Chiefs, 49ers, Rams, Seahawks and Bears by two scores or more.
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the "hasn't played anyone with a winning record!!!!" argument is the loving stupidest thing you can say. it's been 6 weeks!!!! the loss to the team that supposedly hasn't played anyone is a large reason of why they dont have a winning record!!!!!!!!!! andy dalton!!!!!! if the seahawks guy is doing some "yeah well the seahawks arent actually that good" then double gently caress you!!!!
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This is TFF, we're not allowed to compliment good teams. Everybody is a poo poo clown fraud.
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NC-17 posted:Jed York's wiki page is about as passive aggressive as you can get without getting flagged. The amount of edits from December 27 - 31 of 2014 is hilarious.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:the "hasn't played anyone with a winning record!!!!" argument is the loving stupidest thing you can say. it's been 6 weeks!!!! the loss to the team that supposedly hasn't played anyone is a large reason of why they dont have a winning record!!!!!!!!!! andy dalton!!!!!! if the seahawks guy is doing some "yeah well the seahawks arent actually that good" then double gently caress you!!!! You sound very insecure...also why are do you care? Your team is undefeated, who cares who they beat.
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CyberPingu posted:You sound very insecure...also why are do you care? Your team is undefeated, who cares who they beat. i'm very insecure about that guy talking trash on the packers, it's true
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NC-17 posted:They beat the Chiefs, 49ers, Rams, Seahawks and Bears by two scores or more. The Bears game was a one score game, the Rams game was closer than that score indicated, and they should have been embarrassed to only score 17 against the 49ers at home
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I will say nice things without reservations about: Patriots, Bengals, Packers, Cardinals, Panthers, Falcons, Steelers I also think these two are pretty good, but with a critical flaw at QB that probably ends up boning them: Broncos, Jets. I think these otherwise eh teams are at least moving in the right direction this year: Vikings, Titans, Raiders.
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I would like to posit that all five of the undefeated teams are in fact Good, and every other team is Real Bad including my own. No teams are Decent But Fatally Flawed or Improving But Not There Yet - there is merely Good or Bad, and nothing in between. Because that's basically the line we've drawn at this point and I doubt that's clearly defined either.
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Packers have a bye then the Broncos and Panthers away in a row then four straight division games so fire up the "fraud" sirens everyone.
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Kalli posted:I will say nice things without reservations about : Kalli.... I thought we were bros.....
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Kalli posted:I will say nice things without reservations about : I think there's a lot of other teams that aren't necessarily going to go deep into the playoffs but can give good teams a run for their money, Bills, Chargers, Seahawks, Cowboys once Romo comes back, hell even the Colts
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Ross Angeles posted:Kalli.... I thought we were bros..... I love me some Philip Rivers, but I think the Chargers roster has a bunch of problems that are holding him back and find myself shaking my head in disappointment when their defense is on the field too often. They're like a good version of the Saints
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Ross said that the Chargers improved at literally every single position this year so I don't know what.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I think there's a lot of other teams that aren't necessarily going to go deep into the playoffs but can give good teams a run for their money, Bills, Chargers, Seahawks, Cowboys once Romo comes back, hell even the Colts This is true! and I mean, every team I listed could be completely derailed by a single injury. I'm just saying, from what I've seen so far, that's what I'm willing to say without any yeah, buts..... Like the Bills have a fearsome, if currently underutilized defense, and Tyrod Taylor is fun, and they have some pretty sweet offensive weapons. But those weapons are all injured right now, the defense isn't mauling people like a crazy Rex defense should and they commit a Rex Ryan amount of undisciplined penalties. The Seahawks defense is still good, but that team is just way less fearsome this year because the offensive line has gone from sieve to burst dam, so their offensive continuity sucks. The Cowboys just somehow need to stay afloat until Romo can come back, who can win some games and when Dez comes back they can hopefully squeeze out every victory to get into the playoffs and be a loving scary matchup. I just have to trust Matt Cassel to get them there... The Colts are the luckier Cowboys. Luck is injured, but not as badly, and the rest of that division is mega-bad this year, so they probably get in by default, and as long as Luck gets healthy he can hero ball his way... kinda far. Vikings also qualify here. They need Bridgewater to progress more then he has since his rookie year, but their defense isn't bad, and secondary is pretty solid, and they've got the offensive supporting cast that can do some things if he can progress from like Nick Foles to like Matthew Stafford this year.
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Ozu posted:Ross said that the Chargers improved at literally every single position this year so I don't know what. They didn't improve at RB. That's for sure.
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NC-17 posted:What the Chargers have done with Philip Rivers' career should be criminal. Well Browns would have just broken him so I would say the Chargers are just negligent, not criminal.
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Where were we at Week 7 last year? Was Philip Rivers still an MVP candidate? We know way more now than we knew Week 1, but it's unlikely that all of the obvious division and wildcard winners will keep their momentum until January. I know this because the Bills have had two separate 5–2 starts over the past several years and finished with records of 7–9 and 6–10. I bet a fraud lives among us, is what I'm saying.
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Anaranjado posted:It's nice that the entire division is either poo poo or one hit to the biggest liability in the NFL away from being poo poo. gently caress you Carson m Whoa buddy, what did Carson ever do to you to call him a bigger liability than Sam Bradford
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