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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
There was a moment in the 4th, where Kaep was sacked immediately two times in a row. And on the second one I think I could see his spirit completely break. He layed flat on the ground, buried his head in the turf and looked as though he wanted to just disappear in it. And since this was at Levi there was a 50/50 chance that might happen.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Probably the one that put up 3 points.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Phil Simms is awful. He has nothing insightful to say and is ruining Jim Nantz. The best part of that pairing is when Nantz gets sick of Simms and calls him on his bullshit.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The Kraken posted:

You should have heard Simms trip over himself to compliment Brandon Weeden against the Patriots. Not just in the early going but throughout the entire game Simms yammered on about his noble performance.

Weeden fuckin sucks dude

Oh Brandon Weeden will still be the starter next week!

*next week is bye*

*Matt Cassel named starter*

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jed York's wiki page is about as passive aggressive as you can get without getting flagged.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jed_York

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Bad Moon posted:

The Packers have yet to play a team with a current winning record.

Crushing bad teams is more of an indicator of success than beating good teams.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
They beat the Chiefs, 49ers, Rams, Seahawks and Bears by two scores or more.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What the Chargers have done with Philip Rivers' career should be criminal.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's the Broncos.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

Who am I overrating?

Uh well Stevie Johnson has less catches than Eddie Royal.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

he's missed three games

So? He started one game and had 35 receptions last year. What were you expecting.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Stevie Johnson was certainly better 3-5 years ago, but he's fallen off a cliff since 2013.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
To a degree, but I think he's really been slowed down by injuries. He's just not the player he was.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/kawakami/2015/01/14/49ers-reportedly-pick-jim-tomsula-guy-jed-york-trent-baalke-pointed-year/

quote:

York indicated to people in the building as far back as last summer that he was pretty sure Tomsula could win more games than Harbaugh. I’ve heard, coincidentally, that Harbaugh got wind of that management sentiment and he and Tomsula barely spoke in the last several weeks of Harbaugh’s’ tenure here.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Gotta love his efficiency.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I wouldn't crown his tight rear end just yet.

Preparing his team on a short week against a tough division opponent on the road will give us a better idea of how good he really is.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I feel like I witnesses something special today. In the Jets/Pats game there were two spots challenged and both were overturned.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://streamable.com/m88s

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

The clock management was fine. I agreed with not calling a time out there. Dan Fouts is a fool.

Fitz last pass in the middle of the field was a terrible choice. They didn't show a replay to see what else was available, but god don't throw it there with like 8 seconds left or whatever.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

:laffo:

Not covering Gronk at all for a walk-in touchdowns was the dumbest possible thing imaginable at that point in the game, and arguably made any other decisions by the Jets almost moot, so your argument has got that going for it. Which is nice.

Well he wasn't covered because they sent the house. They just didn't get there in time. Probably because of cheating or something I'm sure.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That kind of thing can really trip you up, kinda tampers with your gameplan.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

You really can only call what goes on up there football in the loosest sense since the rules of football don't apply to them so it's pretty understandable that their fanbase is completely clueless about stuff like that.

woahahaha man, like, the laws of gravity don't apply in foxboro scoobs!

ZOIKS! IT'S TOM BRADY! RUN!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I wonder how they held the best front seven in football in check with such elite players like Josh Kline, David Andrews ,Tre Jackson and Cameron Fleming? Perhaps the 'ol ben gay on the jock strap? Expired Gatorade? Maybe sunspots? Gamma radiation? We'll never know I guess.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

But somewhat more frustratingly, the defense has regressed, despite having mostly the same personnel from last year. It's still probably a top 10 unit, but last year it was arguably #2. Though the cornerbacks are unexpectedly playing lights out, the most expensive defensive line in football has been pretty pedestrian. Is it all scheme? Bad luck? Is Ryan just a mediocre coordinator?

I think all but the most elite defenses will struggle when their offense cannot stay on the field. I bet the Bills defense will be fine again once they get Tyrod, Williams and Watkins back.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Anyway, that was the first complete Jets game I've watched this year, and I can't imagine that Geno Smith has any chance of reclaiming the starting job outside of an injury. Fitzpatrick is so much better I can't believe he wasn't named the starter before Smith got KO'd.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Also I haven't heard anyone mention how awful Weatherford was (I reeeeallly enjoyed seeing him struggle) and how badly he screwed the Jets over and over.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Every team has a shortlist of emergency replacements for most positions. I'd be curious to see who else was on the Jets' punter list because clearly Weatherford was not in game shape either physically or mentally.

quote:

Steve Weatherford says he was totally unprepared for Jets-New England Patriots ... and it showed

..

After the Giants cut Weatherford, he pretty much stopped punting, and moved on with his life.

"I punted three times over the past six weeks," Weatherford said after Sunday's loss. "The last time I punted was last Sunday, in a park [in Tenafly] with my 7-year-old throwing me snaps."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Jets missed the perfect excuse to go for it on every 4th down!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Danny Woodhead was good!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Well Rivers has been to the post season several times so easily Romo.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rich Cimini‏@RichCimini
Pats dropped back to pass on 90.9 pct of offensive plays vs Jets, highest percentage of any team in past 10 seasons. Whoa.

I thought this was going to be the game where they went run heavy :lol:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

they're gonna spy on the dolphins this week and it's just going to be dan campbell doing this



This character was last heard screaming off camera during gruesome death.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

joe "nc-17" philbin over here sucking the fun out of the room

Not cool bro.

Also relevant:

quote:

Actor Sonny Landham proved to be a difficult person to work with on the set of Predator, often flying into angry tantrums and becoming physically violent. As a result, bodyguards were eventually hired on the set, not to protect Landham from other people, but to protect other people from him.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

lol god you come off like such a puss

Good lord man, you are just, so very awful at this. You take everything so seriously. Like we're fooling around in here, and you come in and go "LOL YOU ARE A PUSSY!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Oct 26, 2015

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sounds like your oline needs to be coached up a little. :smug:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

What I wouldn't give to have Fitzpatrick back on this team

I don't think marginally better quarterback play is the missing piece though. This has been a complete team collapse.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ryan Fitzpatrick looks really weird without a beard.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Eifert Posting posted:

Watching a Palmer post game is funny because he looks exactly the same as ten years ago and has all the same platitudes.

"The better team won. That's us. We played better. We deserved to win."

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Crazy Ted posted:

Apparently Coach Harbaugh just said that the phones on the Ravens sideline went out right before the start of the final drive, and because of that nobody could communicate with Joe Flacco.

That's kinda of an unfair advantage letting the Ravens offense be free of Marc Trestman for a drive.

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