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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

OxySnake posted:

God damnit how did the Vikings manage to lose to this team.

Its the black jerseys. Their awfulness empowers the 9ers to play well.

I still don't loving get it either.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Simms is being far the worst color guy on air. Just absolutely terrible, and his only redeeming quality is when he pisses off Nantz.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

effectual posted:

Also only let drunk people announce, and limit them to one sentence every minute so we mostly just hear crowd noise.

Drunk Joe Namath, new CBS color analyst

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Teddy had a great game today, so did our pass rush.

Diggs :swoon:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Vikings last 15 years. It's easy to forget some of these guys.


2000 Chris Hovan DT - Was ok for a couple years, eventually went to Tampa and later St Louis
2001 Michael Bennett RB - Had a great rookie season, but injuries and fumbleitis led to him being a non factor and was gone in 05
2002 Bryant McKinnie OT - Lazy and injured alot. Gave up the sack that murdered Favre. Love Boater.
2003 Kevin Williams DT - Fantastic talent, part of the Williams Wall tandem.
2004 Kenechi Udeze DE - Ok as a rookie, injuries and leukemia forced his retirement in 09.
2005 Troy Williamson WR - This is who we replaced Randy Moss with. gently caress you Troy Williamson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZNyYouzuk
2005 Erasmus James DE - The Eraser! Was injured a whole lot and was out of the league in just a few years.
2006 Chad Greenway LB - He's been a fixture in our defense since 06, and is likely on his last year with the team, possibly the NFL.
2007 Adrian Peterson RB - Owns a whole lot. Also beat his kid.
2008 No Pick
2009 Percy Harvin WR - Had an electrifying rookie season, quickly became locker room cancer and has bounced around a few teams, pissing them off because he's a huge baby.
2010 No Pick
2011 Christian Ponder QB - gently caress you Christian Ponder. We'll let Gendo tell the story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG6dfeYSrXM
2012 Matt Kalil OT - Great as a rookie, struggled in 13 and 14, is serviceable this year.
2012 Harrison Smith S - Hitman Harry loving owns and his Pro Bowl snub is indefensible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS48JARD_TQ
2013 Sharrif Floyd DT - Pretty decent DT. Injured right now.
2013 Xavier Rhodes CB - He's really good and his development has been fun to watch. Drawing a lot of :flag:s this year though.
2013 Cordarrelle Patterson WR - Huge bust who can only return kicks and run jet sweeps. Was raw, and forced into a significant role before he was ready. Probably needs a change of scenery to develop, if he can.
2014 Anthony Barr LB - He loving owns. Does it all from the LB position and has a very, very high ceiling.
2014 Teddy Bridgewater QB - Love the pick, but is only in year 2. Not a big arm, smart, but with the right development he can be our answer at the position if he doesn't Ponder it up.
2015 Trae Waynes CB - Way too early to tell. He isn't getting significant snaps this year as he adjusts to the NFL.

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