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Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007
Maybe you could get a loan for a floating home instead of a house boat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVWlaPT92MY

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Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Keep the Dream alive.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Move to NYC:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5914-Beach-Channel-Dr-Arverne-NY-11692/2106323312_zpid/

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Would unironically live in that. Unless another Hurricane Sandy would send it to New Jersey.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Look at the price history. Was listed at 5.75 million in 2014. Can't imagine why no one bought it.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Let's all start writing letters to zillow demanding that the zestimate takes into account the condition of the boat as well as which slip in which marina it's docked in to get an accurate value. I'm sure they'll be really loving confused why so many people are obsessed with the 50 houseboats on their site.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Pryor on Fire posted:

Let's all start writing letters to zillow demanding that the zestimate takes into account the condition of the boat as well as which slip in which marina it's docked in to get an accurate value. I'm sure they'll be really loving confused why so many people are obsessed with the 50 houseboats on their site.

You can actually just tweet at them, their social media people are really super responsive.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I'm making a bad joke, I don't give one flying gently caress about how I would ever contact some corporation over their preferred social media channel.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Pryor on Fire posted:

I'm making a bad joke, I don't give one flying gently caress about how I would ever contact some corporation over their preferred social media channel.

I love Interacting With Brands

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Yeah I get it except I've had to tweet at them before and they were very helpful and responsive!

BaseballPCHiker
Jan 16, 2006

I remain Houseboatless and sadly may forever remain that way as I'm close to having %20 ready for a down payment on a decent cheap house. However my basic point of it being a good cheap fun way of living remains:
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/02/14/winona-houseboat-culture-winter-living-challenges#gallery

quote:

Swanson said that if there's a common reason people choose to live in a houseboat here, it's affordability.
Barbi Bell moved to the island in the 1980s with her son, Jonah, and bought a houseboat for just $5,000. She said raising Jonah on the river was magical. He and his friends roamed the island in the summer, and Jonah bragged that he could swim under his bedroom.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

BaseballPCHiker posted:

I remain Houseboatless and sadly may forever remain that way as I'm close to having %20 ready for a down payment on a decent cheap house. However my basic point of it being a good cheap fun way of living remains:
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/02/14/winona-houseboat-culture-winter-living-challenges#gallery

Again, winter. And the irony of a blazing roman candle of a boat on a frozen lake.

Also, I saw a movie about a family on a houseboat once.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

BaseballPCHiker posted:

I remain Houseboatless and sadly may forever remain that way as I'm close to having %20 ready for a down payment on a decent cheap house. However my basic point of it being a good cheap fun way of living remains:
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/02/14/winona-houseboat-culture-winter-living-challenges#gallery

What if you use the downpayment instead for a downpayment on a boathouse. You have to keep the living on a lake dream alive.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Just move to a place where there's no winter and the houseboats are even cheaper. Like Vietnam.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Doc Hawkins posted:

Just move to a place where there's no winter and the houseboats are even cheaper. Like Vietnam.

See, that's good with money, good with food, and good with geography right there. French Indochina, best Indochina.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
This was a fun thread to read in a day. OP don't let the haters ruin your HOUSEBOAT DREAMS

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
Hey OP I found a boat near a massive calm loch for you, ignore the local monster. And the monster price. https://www.gumtree.com/p/local-property-for-sale/57-x-10-widebeam-boat-barge-houseboat-liveaboard-/1221958739 £90k for a boat lolol.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
OP has previously stated that he is unwilling to move anywhere that will pay him more or cost less to live.

edit: enjoy the next 30 years in Fargo, OP.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I've mentioned in this thread that I've lived in a floating home before. Well, now I'm back in the same one for a brief time, and I'd just like to re-confirm that, even well into spring, even in the famously mild climate of the San Francisco Bay, it gets plenty chilly. Maybe I'm just gritless and soft-minded, but I cannot imagine life aboard anywhere that gets Actual Winter.

Oh, also maintenance and home association fees are murder, half the appliances instantly lose their warrantee and start failing in subtle but consequential ways when they're kept this close to this much salt water, and sometimes the septic pump can silently fail, requiring manual intervention which I'll spare you the details of. To minimize costs, you'd be better off trying to live in a van.

(please come back and try to live in a van OP)

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Van on a barge. Best of both worlds.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Flexible, but expensive. How about a Duck Bus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BbWXiddG4

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

BaseballPCHiker posted:

I remain Houseboatless and sadly may forever remain that way as I'm close to having %20 ready for a down payment on a decent cheap house. However my basic point of it being a good cheap fun way of living remains:
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/02/14/winona-houseboat-culture-winter-living-challenges#gallery

Instead of reading the link, I'm choosing to assume that the "Swanson" mentioned in your quote is Ron Swanson.

Aagar
Mar 30, 2006

E/N Gestapo
I am talking to a mod right now about getting you probated/banned/gassed
Hey OP, it's working for people in Toronto, and it's at least as cold here as it is there.

That said though, it's probably the less expensive option vs. buying or renting in Toronto.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-living-on-a-boat-real-estate-1.4078734

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Aagar posted:

Hey OP, it's working for people in Toronto, and it's at least as cold here as it is there.

That said though, it's probably the less expensive option vs. buying or renting in Toronto.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-living-on-a-boat-real-estate-1.4078734

Reading this does not make me want to live on a boat. Pumping sewage in sub zero temps was the nope moment for me.

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