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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sweH1131Vw0

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

how did the guy from The Martian miss this?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




take that, IOWA CHOP

bet you don't have a loving castle

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA






Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?


fountain of baby joyously peeing on frog in the country club plaza in kansas city

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Is this going to be posted outside these forums when they're finally shut down?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Troposphere posted:



fountain of baby joyously peeing on frog in the country club plaza in kansas city

not really new

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:



fountain of baby joyously peeing on frog in the country club plaza in kansas city

that frog is spitting on a baby penis

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

popcorn

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
Chicago/Eastern Illinois is the boundary of the Midwest. Between there and the East coast it's Great Lake states, Dixie, and The South.

Edit: Missouri is the only split state imo. The western half is similar to Kansas but they did fight for the South which is antithetical to Midwestern values.

old-timey newspaper gal fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 24, 2015

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Ken what is your phone number

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
kingofthemidwest.jpg

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What is the midwest?
Let me think for a second, well
Oh, it gets butt-naked
And then it walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in its butt-cheeks

What is the midwest?
It just don't care
It might try to put a weave
In its nut hair
'Cuz it could give a gently caress less
What a bitch thinks
It tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is the midwest?
It drinks like a fish
And then it starts huggin' people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, it's pickin' fights
With its best friends
Then it starts with the huggin' again
gently caress!

What is the midwest?
A loving lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to its dick
Then it jumps out a ten-story window
Oh

What is the midwest?
the midwest
That's what it is
Well, gently caress, if I know
What is the midwest?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

What is the midwest?
the midwest
That's what it is
Well, gently caress, if I know
What is the midwest?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Holy gently caress that's cool

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

if your brain sees "chris kyle" written in the corn field it means you are a true patriot

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hot Jam posted:

if your brain sees "chris kyle" written in the corn field it means you are a true patriot

xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar

Kansas City!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

don't post pictures of Atlanta

HAH!!! Take away about 18 inches (and leave 2) and that becomes Atlanta.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Hot Jam posted:

if your brain sees "chris kyle" written in the corn field it means you are a true patriot

Or that I'm pickling a laser-guided bomb towards a bunch of hicks.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Overwined posted:

Or that I'm pickling a laser-guided bomb towards a bunch of hicks.


pickling is pretty midwest isnt it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
serious talk: I got a ride from my uncle from VA to PA and we spent about 3 hours behind a pick-up that had a cage in the bed with two goats in it

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




FYI if you've never driven through Illinois or Indiana it's literally just hour after hour of looking at this:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

my home and native land

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Infidel Castro posted:

FYI if you've never driven through Illinois or Indiana it's literally just hour after hour of looking at this:



I got that laser cruise control it is pretty awesome

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I'm about 10 minutes away from here. :gbsmith:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Infidel Castro posted:

FYI if you've never driven through Illinois or Indiana it's literally just hour after hour of looking at this:



that's like 3/4 of the country. Driving cross country gets real boring real quick

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Infidel Castro posted:

FYI if you've never driven through Illinois or Indiana it's literally just hour after hour of looking at this:



False needs more cows.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012






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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mr. McGibblets posted:

False needs more cows.

Man, I WISH there were cows to look at. Illinois is so loving boring I got excited passing Normal just so I'd have something other than loving grass to look at.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr. McGibblets posted:

False needs more cows.

nope. he could have taken a picture every 15 minutes and never caught a cow

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Infidel Castro posted:

Man, I WISH there were cows to look at. Illinois is so loving boring I got excited passing Normal just so I'd have something other than loving grass to look at.
What did you get excited about passing Normal? Watterson Towers?

Edit: vvvvvvvvv Oh god I actually like that :smith:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

holy poo poo! can someone turn this into an av for me?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

holy poo poo! can someone turn this into an av for me?
On a hunch I checked and it is indeed called "Wheat Jesus" and you should start there. You could probably avatarize it yourself!

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GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
la crosse Wisconsin has the most bars per street or something in the world record book also we have this huge beer landmark

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