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BB-8 is R2-D2s son

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I hope jabbas son randomly pops up and steals him

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Harrison Ford loving hates having his Star Wars legacy hanging over his head

Maybe he should have been in movies that weren't absolute dogshit for the past 20 years then

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crowoutofcontext posted:

I hope this thing appears frequently, has a silly voice, and vainly attempts to sell his caged bird-children at inopportune moments.



I hope he sells a mogwai to someone and the entire movie turns out to be a gremlins sequel

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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Jesus Christ dude people are entitled to their opinions and are not obligated to play a role to every jerk-off seeking validation for quoting a movie. You love Star Wars because it helped distract from Daddy molesting your autistic rear end, but Mr. Ford doesn't need to pretend to like SW and the terrible culture surrounding them. Hollywood stars don't need to give the affection that your parents only gave in the form of impromptu anal probes, and the amount of dollars you spent on Han Solo action figures isn't going to change that.

You are weird and gross and this is an extremely bad post even by star wars thread standards.

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BB8 is Poes droid

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

I still can't believe Donnie Yen and the Raid dudes are in Star Wars movies now.

They're going to be in the background for about 4 seconds

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Who was the neckbeard x-wing pilot? He felt like some E list celebrity who was thrown a bone to be in the movie

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

That reminds me of something. Poe's flight at Starkiller had him lock and unlock the S-foils in rapid succession to squeeze through the narrow spots.That was loving awesome by virtue of never seeing anyone do that in the previous films. Might have made flying through the superstructure of Death Star II a little less tricky.

Also, Ep VIII needs both Wedge and Lando.

Wedge does it when flying through Deathstar 2 right before the Falcons satellite dish gets knocked off.

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gradenko_2000 posted:

This is just another of those "because the movie needed it", but unless I'm mistaken TIE Fighters aren't two-man craft either, and their laser cannons aren't turreted (or was Finn just firing the cannons straight ahead anyway?)

They are different Ties.

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khy posted:

Okay, so how did Luke's lightsaber get recovered? His blue saber was lost on Bespin along with his hand, and the one he used in ROTJ was green, right? Yet the TFA saber is blue, and it matches the saber style as the one he lost. So is the TFA saber the one that was lost on Bespin? Or did he make another saber, this one blue, after ROTJ?

It fell to the bottom of cloud city not out into the sky like like did.

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504 posted:



Depending how much faith you have in spin off items, the truth of Reys family has been accidentally spoiled by a "connected to star wars" toy for which a promotional shot was released. Simiular to the "Who the Mandarin really was" lego cock up for Iron Man 3.


link?

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GonSmithe posted:

lmao talking about Leia's bikini when talking about "wonderous iconic outfits."

its both so i dont see the problem

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I cant decide if I want this version of Dash Rendar to be canon


or this one


or this one


but def not this one


or this one




well maybe this one

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mycot posted:

This seems like you're parodying/referencing something that actually happened somewhere but I can't figure out what.

Wasnt that the one of the unused endings to terminator salvation

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OrganizedEntropy posted:

Didn't Kevin smith also say that the Force Awakens made him cry? haha

No he said he got to go to the set and walking around the full scale falcon set made him cry.

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The characters all sucked hot rear end tho

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Ramadu posted:

How bad is the pandering to China?

one of the x-wing pilots is a panda

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If hes just doing the super laser why is he naming the entire project after his daughter and putting in huge design flaws to other unrelated areas of the station?

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Radio! posted:

Has anyone mentioned how loving great it is that Jyn Erso shoots a dude right in the dick in a movie that alt-right manchildren have been complaining is too ~SJW-y~? Because it's pretty loving great.

no because noone cares about poo poo like that

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Hollismason posted:

Also, they willingly just killed their own men with no issue what so ever.

Tarkin and Palpatine seem to have that in common

https://youtu.be/9JLOcquqyJI?t=40s

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And now her mom just had a stroke. Jesus

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i expected han to hit it and quit it

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Lucas is the quintessential idea man where he knows what plot points and beats he wants to hit and generally how things will end but when it comes to dialog and the specifics of everything else he basically throws up his hands and wings it. Which is why his movies where he has total control suck so bad and why "Idea man" isnt a real job anyone will pay you to be

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homullus posted:

Do you understand why the "director's cut" is released after the movie has been in the theater?

90% of "directors cuts" are "lets reinsert a buncha poo poo scenes that were rightfully cut in the first place and get morons to buy this movie a second time."

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Seriously though are Poe and Finn gonna gay down in Ep 8?

no

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kathleen kennedy should just stop being involved with star wars

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Kids love that Pokeman poo poo can we somehow throw that into our new starwar? - Kathleen Kennedy (2015)

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I'm pretty sure they were going to sell a poo poo ton of toys regardless

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Canemacar posted:

Is everyone forgetting that was the entire reason we got Ewoks? They're just staying true to the spirit of the original trilogy.

But this movie is supposed to be Not Empire not Not Jedi. The Not Ewoks are a movie too early.

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Poe Dameron had a force tree in his back yard when he grew up

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Blowing up the Death Star prob buys a lot of good will. Plus they're so desperate for people they hand out General titles like candy.

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Snoke about to drop a sick rear end album

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How loving :effort: is that ship

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Taintrunner posted:

Who is funding the First Order to such a ludicrous degree they can afford to design and build so many new monstrosities? That's probably the worst part of all the new "world building."

Snoke supposedly

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Snoke is huge hefner?

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What poo poo

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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

turns out whedon spent 15 years cheating on his wife with significantly younger actresses that he may or may not have been pressuring into loving him by using his power as a director, and when he finally told his wife about it he blamed it on patriarchy

Hmm i wonder who he hosed on buffy

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The first order is north korea cosplaying as nazis

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Ok but where are the porgs? I was promised porgs and that spoiler has not a porg in sight.

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