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Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Why not just kneel?

Too much time

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aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Jota posted:

Glad we didn't want to give a little bit more money to try and keep Maclin.

poo poo I would take Thrash and Pinkston

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Daedra posted:

He's running his patented 3 and Out offense this year

They're on the field so fast the opposing defenses can't keep up with the pace.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bradford was like fine tonight too. I though he was . . . fine.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why would anyone want an apple-flavored beer?

OneWhoKnows
Dec 6, 2006
I choo choo choooose you!
Bradford isn't what Chip hoped he could be.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Magicpants posted:

The Eagles offense is so flaccid and boring now, what happened to 2013 50-plays a quarter Chip Kelly?

He got rid of all vertical threats and thought Bradford could qb

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9Wv46QvV0

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



CapnAndy posted:

NBC trying to hype rugby to American audiences is the saddest thing I've seen all night


and this is an Eagles game

In all fairness Rugby owns.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is an apple ale. a cider? a lambic? a lovely beer with fake apple flavoring?

The third one. Lambics and ciders actually own

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is an apple ale. a cider? a lambic? a lovely beer with fake apple flavoring?

if it's tangy and brown, youre in cider town. If it's clear and yellow, you're drinking piss there fellow

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008
Haha Cam

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
why would you even entertain the notion of not kicking the field goal

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Madcosby posted:

if it's tangy and brown, youre in cider town. If it's clear and yellow, you're drinking piss there fellow

lol

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Yes the Philadelphia Eagles, renowned kick blockers

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Asproigerosis posted:

He got rid of all vertical threats and thought Bradford could qb

Both of these things, though way more the former than the latter

ParliamentOfDogs
Jan 29, 2009

My genre's thriller... What's yours?
We could be listening to thousands of vile shitheads moaning in unison for Tim ethos right now, gently caress you chip, that was your only unforgivable crime


Phone corrected tebow to ethos and it is fine

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Highbrow Slick posted:

why would you even entertain the notion of not kicking the field goal

Daggers within daggers.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Why wouldn't you kick the field goal? It makes it two scores. Otherwise they can still win with 1 score. Ryan Matthews already housed it 80 yards and could have scored if he was 180 yards from the end zone. Make it 2 scores.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ParliamentOfDogs posted:

We could be listening to thousands of vile shitheads moaning in unison for Tim ethos right now, gently caress you chip, that was your only unforgivable crime


Phone corrected tebow to ethos and it is fine

tim ethos

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


omg dude almost blocked it

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

We're 6-0 and it loving owns.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Madcosby posted:

if it's tangy and brown, youre in cider town. If it's clear and yellow, you're drinking piss there fellow

im this scene irl except my brain is bailing for watching eagles football

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Laffo eagles

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

lmao

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Launching should not be illegal.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

georgia tech already had that magic, no one else can have it this week

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ribsauce posted:

Why wouldn't you kick the field goal? It makes it two scores. Otherwise they can still win with 1 score. Ryan Matthews already housed it 80 yards and could have scored if he was 180 yards from the end zone. Make it 2 scores.

You would always kick it, even against seattle.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
lol does Chip Kelly keep a 9 foot tall giant around for that exact play?

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008
That was a really impressive jump I'm not gonna lie.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
"Just Not Fast Enough" a fitting epitaph

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the pile leap kick block owns and people should do it every loving time

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
"No contact there" Cris Collinsworth says as the dude clearly kicks a guy in the arm as he attempts his hurdle

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Just The Facts posted:

Launching should not be illegal.

Agreed, should be encouraged, I wanna see some male cheerleading flying through the air bullshit, gently caress yeah

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Kam did it better

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Phil Simms you giant idiot, of course you kick what the gently caress else would you do? Punt 2 yards?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This was apparently the most drops an Eagles team has had in 9 years

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ribsauce posted:

Why wouldn't you kick the field goal? It makes it two scores. Otherwise they can still win with 1 score. Ryan Matthews already housed it 80 yards and could have scored if he was 180 yards from the end zone. Make it 2 scores.

With the he way the defense has been playing, don't risk the block or bad snap, and just make the Eagles go the full length with no timeouts.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Magicpants posted:

Phil Simms you giant idiot, of course you kick what the gently caress else would you do? Punt 2 yards?
phil simms??

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Where did all the fans go?

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