Jobbo_Fett posted:So I did a test. I knew literally nothing about Wing Commander (the games) and decided I would watch an entire playthrough of 3 and compare it with the blurb of "The Old Man". As someone who played WC3 and 4 (and had a passing knowledge of the first few games), my response to the first ever SC trailer was basically 'Well, this is an obviously Wing Commander inspired space game, just look at those ship designs'. So, yeah, he is that creatively bankrupt.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 10:27 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:09 |
Rodney-CK posted:This was shown around Chairgate, and didn't get enough love. chris roberts is absolutely trying to remake wing commander in all but name mark hammill, john rhys-davies. i wonder if malcolm mcdowell and tom wilson turned him down or what?
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 06:33 |
Ash1138 posted:Oh so he really was an idiot lurking for years who finally lost his nerve because he felt grief for Sandi and not a one-time troll? I knew Fuzzy Modem like literally a decade ago on a different forum - just confirmed, same website and everything - and he was completely mental then, too. He was always really weird. He once created a thread where he basically bragged about cutting his dick open when loving his wife (it got caught on the edge of her panties or something).
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 08:35 |
Jason Sextro posted:holy poo poo, he's the guy who wrote the Stimpire fanfiction! What is a Stimpire? it's the one SC thing I'm not getting as a thread lurker Skellybones posted:Welcome to the 'verse Milky
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 09:55 |
Skellybones posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. you're a true friend
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 10:41 |
Jason Sextro posted:No, someone was just in here a few pages back saying they knew Fuzzy Modem from a while ago in a different forum bragging about personal genital mutilation, which sounds like some Stimpire-level poo poo to me. peter gabriel posted:I think it was accidental mutilation. Yeah, it was accidental. Didn't stop him from making a post that was like 'So I was having sex with my wife and I cut my dick open and it was bleeding a lot - should I go to the doctor? It's been a few days and it still really hurts. Did I mention that I was having sex with a woman?' I have a feeling, based off his recent posts and general Star Citizen stuff, that he's divorced. Nothing to base it off, just a hunch - after all, would a happily married man defend Sandi's honor or whatever?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:05 |
Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? FM said that he just pulled her panties to the side but that his dick got caught on the edge during the intercourse (????)
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:34 |
aw gently caress now i'm remembering that he registered a "mrs fuzzy" account on those forums for his wife how do i remember this, this was like literally over ten years ago, why can't my brain use this on more useful information
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:38 |
I knew about Star Citizen back when they did the CGI trailer for the Kickstarter. My first thought was literally that it looked like someone doing a very 'inspired by' Wing Commander, with the green and white human ships and the angular, jagged alien ships. Then I saw that it was actually Chris Roberts and it seemed like the guy was trying to recapture the stuff that people actually liked him for, before he tanked it with one of the worst movie adaptations (and movies in general) of all time. Only really started paying attention to it though when the dogfighting portion was revealed and it was terrible.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 12:23 |
5000 posts what the heck has been happening
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 06:47 |
A Neurotic Jew posted:look at gorf's summary on tihs page friend thank you friend
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 06:58 |
SomethingJones posted:The Sandi Transcripts pt II i'm a guy who did a masters at an australian university and first class honors isn't a degree - it's a result. for example, 'i got first class honors in a research paper' or 'i got first class honors in subject whatever'. i don't know why should have had to have written a thesis for it. as far as australian universities go, theses are purely in the realm of phd students. i know this has probably already been covered, but i figured it was worth noting. i'd say she has a bachelor degree. maybe one with some impressive marks (and/or honors), but that's it.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 06:46 |
and then i scroll a few posts down and ugh, there it is! my one attempt to be relevant to the thread. gone. like jpegs in the cloud. time. to die.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 06:47 |
Trapezium Dave posted:The red lady looks vaguely Mass Effect, a recoloured Miranda maybe? Although there's a lot of space stuff that looks like that. I'd say that's a really good fit. Look at the shoulders and arms and the armored shin-boots. Also look at the lines of Miranda's outfit and compare to the red one.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 08:12 |
why the heck couldn't that star citizen plagiarism webcomic "artist" copy oglaf
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 12:58 |
Cao Ni Ma posted:LOL square enix just shat all over Chris without knowing it. I'm sure he's looking at the entire event saying "That could have been start citizen" while looking at the pile of poo poo he's been working on for 5 years now. what happened
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 07:17 |
Tokamak posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4ctbdt/sq42_script/ good loving lord this writing is bad "keep your head up. it took me a couple times to get in" is that starship captain brain dead??? all these characters talk in the same voice aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:08 |
SomethingJones posted:I swear to god someone pick a scene, everyone pick a character, and then everybody just voice act the poo poo out of it. i'm down
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:16 |
Skellybones posted:Milky promise you will do an in depth review of Squadron 42. i can't believe i'm- you bastards it's like i'm cartman and you're singing sailing away if squadron 42 is released, i will do this thing.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:22 |
[Medic 01]: "The Marines loaded up on stims and medpacks before they left, so let's make sure we get a full count when they get back."
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:25 |
good lord, the grammar in this thing. there are four semi-colons amongst all this dialog. and hyphens only appear to be used to indicate someone is being interrupted. no wonder everyone talks in the same voice. it's all just bland sentences and commas - nothing that indicates people actually speaking.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:32 |
Solomonic posted:Good news, Chris Roberts already gave us a summary almost exactly a year ago i love that the "vanduul plan" to skip past the defences is literally the plot of his boring wing commander movie
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:41 |
i can't get over this writing it's so bland. it's just people talking but i don't get a sense for any feelings behind it. "this is what people should sound like in a serious war film," chris roberts muses to himself.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:59 |
I dedicate this to Crows Everywhere and Skellybones. So, this is in no way fair, but I decided to do a bit of a comparative review of a bit of the Star Citizen script with a bit of the script from Blue Planet: War in Heaven. Both are sci-fi flight sims (sort of, in the case of Star Citizen) and both parts of the script appear to be concerned with a smaller force attempting to hold off an overwhelming one where one party sacrifices their life for the greater good. Both sections of the script are composed of a similar number of lines (9 for SC, 6 for BP). One of these products is a 'professional' game, the other is a fan project for Freespace 2. Both sections of the script come from a moment early in the game, setting up the stakes of the central conflict. So, let's have a look at how characters talk in Star Citizen... SQUADRON 42 SCRIPT posted:[Captain Maclaren]: "Good, good. Hold that. Shifting power back to shields." Now, let's look at Blue Planet... WAR IN HEAVEN SCRIPT posted:UEF NELSON: "Artemis Station, continue your evacuation. We'll buy you as much time as we can." Let's do this quick and messy. I don't know what I can say based off Admiral Bishop from that exchange. I'm guessing he's fairly stern, probably confident in his chances (the situation is under control) but it seems more accurate to say he's deluded (his ship is dead in the water). They appear to be talking about a ramming operation, maybe. It's hard to tell any character traits for Maclaren or Bishop because, really, they barely talk. Bishop and Maclaren appear to know each other, but are they comrades, lovers, family? Who knows. Also, what is Gauntlet? A ship name or a callsign? Who knows, because Gauntlet isn't mentioned in the script before that line. What are the stakes? Why should I, as a player, care about five hundred nameless people? Let's compare it to Blue Planet. Let's look at Captain Mence, commanding officer of the Nelson. He's desperate, but he's willing to sell his life for even just a few more minutes. He also seems to be a spiritual man - or perhaps he's that afraid that he's trying to take some measure of solace before his inevitable death. Either way, he's brave. No one in that Star Citizen exchange is talking with any degree of emotion. It's flat. It's boring. There's not a single exclamation mark in what sounds like it should be a fairly heated exchange. At the very least, Gauntlet is disobeying the orders of an Admiral, let it reads like business as usual. But Milky, you say, maybe that's the wrong sort of thing to compare. So, I'll bring up another example of Blue Planet - where an allied vessel sells their lives in the path of a more powerful opponent in defiance of their orders. quote:UEF KATANA: "Negative, Indus, she's too close and she's already launched fighters. Someone will have to screen the retreat, or none of us are going home. Gunnery, lock up the Imperieuse. Altan Orde, form up alongside and pass your firing solutions. Insuperable, Kyoto, torpedo her beam weapons. All hands, brace for - for hull breach." That momentary hitch there, where Captain Genady tells his crew to brace and can't finish his sentence, speaks volumes about what that character is feeling. Even when the rest of Genady's dialog is just sentences and orders, it's that momentary hiccup that adds so much humanity to some dry sci-fi military dialogue. It goes without saying - Chris Roberts can't write. Every single exchange reads the same, no matter what the circumstances are. It's slow, it's boring, and there's no feeling behind anything. Characters aren't talking, they're just exchanging information like robots. There's no humanity in any of it. Roberts' heroic sacrifice reads like his characters are ordering coffee. "You fill that mug and add two sugars. Both of you, clear?" "Aye, aye." "Rachel..." "I will." I just sit here wondering things like: when did Chris Roberts last read a book? Hell, when did he last play a game? Does he understand basics of writing? The fact that he keeps talking up his writing of Squadron 42 as being, like, this 'Heart of Darkness' sort of thing, is really kind of amusing. Just try reading out some lines from the S42 script - half of that stuff is just awkward to say because there's no flow. I doubt that even Oldman, Hamill and Anderson could make any of it sound like actual people are speaking it, with all the heart and emotion that comes with it.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:05 |
CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Heart-stirring stuff. Captain Bowlcut reporting for duty.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:11 |
Daztek posted:Your post reminded me of Well, it was Blue Planet or the Colossus' last stand from retail FS2! Either comparison doesn't work out in SQ42's favor and it's just kind of fun to compare a $110+ million project with one that a dozen people have been working on in their spare time. Tommy Wisseau could write a better SQ42 than Chris Roberts.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:20 |
CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
well yeah, weren't people making full on manuals and rank systems for their orgs, too? like, with detailed fleet-wide doctrines and orders of battle?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:31 |
can you imagine being a fly on the wall when chris realises his magnum opus has been leaked to the masses
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:45 |
AP posted:Can't believe that script was leaked on April 1st and the idiots think it's real, good work. sure, but who's going to put that much effort into writing a fake script?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:56 |
Thirsty Dog posted:A fake script with large numbers of ingame triggers, no less. a brief check on reddit has people saying that it matches up with lines heard on BTS videos and bits of story that have been mentioned
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 12:59 |
EightAce posted:Good morning there are no words
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 14:08 |
SomethingJones posted:Seriously, gently caress all these people. there are going to be honest to god suicides when SC crashes and burns
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 05:02 |
this whole insanity has got to be the best birthday present ever thank you derek if only I knew what it said
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 00:07 |
what the gently caress is it
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 00:25 |
I just tried telling two friends that maybe going for a refund is a good idea they're holding fast going to have so much loving schadenfreude if this is truly some kind of ELE
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 00:26 |
what even is it
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 00:44 |
Brumaldo posted:Ok. I will share the sorrowful tale of my grudge against star citizen. I just told two people to consider refunding. They immediately went to "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?! SA?! THAT CRACKPOT DEREK SMART WANTS TO DESTROY STAR CITIZEN" and started comparing people suddenly refunding out of SC to the stock markets crashing to begin the Great Depression.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 01:30 |
Someone put Derek smart in the bane mask "I am the Verse's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed money you've all been living on."
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 01:35 |
A Neurotic Jew posted:post them!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 02:40 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:09 |
SquirrelGrip posted:Go outside everybody Not a minute before I know The Truth
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 02:53 |