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Im_drunk posted:We are dealing with the Swedish mafia. Maybe somebody should go check on him. This. I am honestly terrified the IKEA mafia have turned Derek Smart into a snazzy chair made of human bone and skin. Does anyone have the catalogue number? I might want to buy it to commemorate his passing.
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Kakarot posted:Wait, if Bootcha becomes the next OP....he will be next on the hit list! If we surround him with our unwashed neckbearded varicose-veined blubby goon flesh the stench will ward away any attackers.
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I'm waiting to see those burning jpegs. That's going to be so cool. I've never seen computer code torched on the information superhighway by kids living on the cutting edge.
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Say that's a nice jpeg you got there Mister. Shame if anything were to happen to it. Hey Paulie, plug in a USB and upload matchstick.gif to c:\ will ya? I just wants to demonstrates somethings.
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Mukip posted:The Cutlass Purple includes a reception area, private recreational room and secure prisoner chamber. Take female players captive and earn credits. It's just a fact of life. Where's my Cutlass Hostel variant where kidnap victims are mutilated and killed for the twisted sexual pleasures of the 1%?
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Paladinus posted:How many citizens does it take to screw in a star? An unlimited number because they're all trying to shove their genitals into it.
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LastCaress posted:Taking three and a half to four years to build a massive title just seems like a huge amount of effort. There needs to be a better way to do it. Say it with me: Unity store asset flip.
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Derek when are you going to do a livestream or stream an in-game community event for Line of Defence? You should show everyone how it's really done.
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So madcatz/saitek is going down the gurgler financially. incredibly ugly SC branded HOTAS  Derek have you approached Logitech about getting some LoD branded peripherals?
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SomethingJones posted:I made this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3767000 Something is awful dot com, your local reddit news aggregator because what the gently caress is originality.
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Hey Derek wasn't LoD due for release back in 2012? That's what the trailer says. Whatever happened to that anyway? You said you were "racing through the last mile" mid 2015. Actually on the topic of financials have you ever published a breakdown of your own development costs? (apart from your Tesla, I'm guessing that's a "business expense")
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A Neurotic Jew posted:how many imaginary spaceships are you in for commando? Not a fan of the FPS part of SC at all so I'll be a space hobo like Lister from Red Dwarf.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:31
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Well there's no LoD thread so I figured this would do. Derek should make a thread for LoD actually.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:42
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Huh! Well cheers.
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hakimashou posted:How much are you still in for? I'm in for an Imperial Clipper, a Federal Assault Ship and a bunch of Sidewinders I use as bookmarks.
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kikkelivelho posted:Why pick on Star Citizen specifically? Let's just air the dirty laundry of every drat game company. I'm sure none of them have ever had similar issues. My chosen game company is Just and Virtuous good Sir and/or Madam. How darest thou impeach thine honor with the slightest slur on their good character. What baldurdash! The citizens of the gallery shall not stand for this. *adjusts monocle, smokes pipe* (pipe is burning money not tobacco)
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Can I be a torpedo I'll take a position in the space toilet so nobody else can go.
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Beer4TheBeerGod should absolutely take over as mod of this subforum. Absolutely nobody should ever remind him of the fact he once mailed in a box of home special brew to the CIG team during the earlier days. Sorry, years. My how time flies!
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ArfJason posted:Small suggestion to thread: Make a rule against masturbating I don't even know you.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Why does the most open game development ever need NDAs? Information should be available to everyone. Free the programs. Free the system Flynn! *zooms off on Tron cycle*
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Nov 30, 2016 12:09
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Kakarot posted:I am also mad about internet warlord I think the title of internet warlord loses a bit of the golden shine when you have to self declare it instead of being awarded it by common consensus.
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alphabettitouretti posted:Linux Client Not before the heat death of the universe.
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Which way is the space blue oyster bar? Asking for a friend.
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Dec 2, 2016 09:24
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Mass Effect Citizen: Line of Dragon Age.
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Raskolnikov posted:someone post this for the titanenic on page 6666 Imagine if space titanic was a pledge ship. Just imagine. Because even if it was that's what you would be doing anyway.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:the worst part of Mass Effect is no gamepad support on PC gently caress. Gamepads. You already have a M&KB. The rest is up to you noble mechanical keyboard and overpriced XxXTreme Gam3r LED bling mouse.
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Xarbala posted:I've been using the same Intellimouse for almost twenty years and I see no reason to change that I only replaced my G5 because I literally wore it out with a Razer Imperator. Nice mouse I thought. It developed mouse button 4 clicking problems within a year and I got a G500. Sticking with logitech wired mice forevermore now. Well maybe I'd consider a corsair one but only because they make really nice keyboards.
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gently caress you I'm F5ing to get on 6666. Just kidding literally nobody is going to care or even read it except for the people who post on it I remember when SA was more alive 
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Lol what would goons use a hygiene module for.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Rectal hydration That's a medical bay function GAWD. Oh poo poo better buy both.
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If CIG want to really make bank they need to make an Idris My Little Pony module where your space avatar can store all their space animes and space hentai figures that you can buy from space J-List your friend in Tevarin.
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Tippis posted:All “gamer” brand hardware is always garbage. Because it's aimed at gamers and gamers are stupid (cf. Citizens). Gamer brand junk sales are directly correlated with the amount of LEDs and bright colors they have. Basically if you design your gamer product for a 4 year old you've captured the market. A mental 4 year old with the spending budget of a 40 year old.
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What the gently caress is this wife bullshit? You mean Jack asked his Realdoll, don't you?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:When Jack stepped into the Constellation’s common area, what he saw left the hairs at the back of his neck standing on end. It was an absolute bloodbath. A man sat slumped forward onto the kitchen table with a long-dried pool of red smeared across its surface. His blood had soaked into the cloth of the seat, permeating the space with a putrid stench that Jack’s suit was having a hard time scrubbing out of the air being pumped into his helmet. I'll take one of those space suits that circulates air from outside in the vacuum of space to keep me breathing.
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boethius posted:Is Star Citizen out yet? Yes definitely. Can't you see it? You just need to concentrate harder. No harder than that. Harder...
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Chalks posted:You are a good person. Everyone seems to love logitech so once I finally get so hosed off with my current one I'll probably get something like this Realtalk: Logitech is the only brand of mouse you should consider unless you have a specific reason not to get one. Realtalk: Never buy Razer unless you like terrible firmware, bad software and a high failure rate.
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Decrepus posted:Remember when people in the old thread were discussing what cool shorthand name to give the Constellation? What if we called them "Khan" instead of "con", you know, like in the Start Wars movie. I'm pretty sure that was always a reddit thing wasn't it? gently caress I can't remember.
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Breetai posted:a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead. It's like that bit from Outlast where the crazy person chops off two of your fingers before attempting a penisectomy on the player character. Sorry spoilers. Oops.
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Remember when people were vaguely excited about Everspace? I no longer do.
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