Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


The dolvak posts are my favorite. He dares the great one to come after him and he does then starts crying when it happens.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Why do they keep trying to screw with the great one? He knows all.

Stupid redditors.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


With all the stupid depraved poo poo goons have done over the years we are not even stupid enough to gently caress with Derek.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


The Saddest Robot posted:

If you're not full of yourself then what are you full of?

Dicks mostly

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



No that would be gay

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


D_Smart posted:

Oh please. Don't tools would rather spend money on lovely JPEG ships for a vaporware game.

Hey now I'm with you on most things but this has gone too far. Those jpegs are drat pretty. They'll never be released into a game but they're still pretty.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Raskolnikov posted:

Mansplained gender to a trans woman while shouting over everyone else to get his point across. I ain't got time for that.

Dorkpriest and seraph should have a weekly podcast.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


The Saddest Robot posted:

Mr Smart, I know your priority is probably developing the framework, networking and balancing, but why don't you hire a couple of decent graphics artists to make your game look like it's not from 20 years ago? Assuming your engine can use shaders it wouldn't even be that huge of a technical issue, just a content one.

Because he can just wait and buy the star citizen assets for pennies on the dollar in a year. Duh.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Dork priest. How often do you have to check your back for kick me signs from your students?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Shut up goons. The redditors are watching us. They'll think we aren't part of 1 concerted effort to ruin star citizen.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


grimcreaper posted:

Ok, which one you gits is posting on my steam profile for serious.

"Did you write something in my comments, because all i see is a gif of your head bobbing up and down on Derek's crotch. How does it feel to be apart of the real cult? By the way, that word. Look it up. You don't even know what it means."

You would be lucky to suckle on the sweet teet of the great one.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Omi-Polari posted:

You're planning something, Bootcha. Something big.

I can feel it.

I hope he's just planning to get his money back

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Reddit really needs to stop reporting LoD. You're loving with his livelihood at that point and the Derek will find you.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Amethyst posted:

It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

I like you. I think me and you could be friends once you get that stick removed from your rear end.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



Lol. He deleted all his comments? Yeah he's not afraid of anything. Who's got his post where he dared Derek to go after his posting history?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Amethyst posted:

Hmmmmmmm yes, it's perfectly reasonable to dox a kid, and publish his personal details on a hugely trafficked forum, because he left a bunch of negative reviews on steam. I am a Rational human being who does not stuff magazines up his rear end as soon as I get home every night

What do you stuff up your rear end? I'm looking for new ideas.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Amethyst posted:

The coward's way out. I'm not surprised that a man of your limited mental capacity unable to defend themselves and needs to resort to hiding behind the teacher's skirts. lol

Do you often go under teachers skirts? Is this a kink of yours?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Amethyst posted:

No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle

Uh you just did

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Kimsemus posted:

Next they are just going to complete Star Citizen in Unity because Star Citizen itself is under so much flak, and call it a day.

lol, it's just a front end to upload to amazon. Click on the picture and it links direct to it. Yeah this was a good idea, no way is this not gonna blow up in your face.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Good Dumplings posted:

I know it's negative as balls, but I always got that feeling from that and the Starfleet Dental stuff. The videos try hard to be funny and irreverent, but often it comes off as really forced, like they need to be funny. Goonswarm propaganda is usually like that too, but sometimes they make something that isn't completely awkward if you're not in the group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxY4kiz_lg

We cheat. Dear Leader is a movie director so we always have the best videos.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Just you guys wait. 2.0 will launch any day now and we will all feel like chumps.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Oh man someone link the terrible sandi speech again. I want to cringe.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


drat goons. Reddit is watching. They're gonna think we aren't organized.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


janssendalt posted:

I dreamt about it yesterday:
The PU will be out by July 2016
And it will be the best

Derek will cry
Beer will cry
AP will cry

You all will cry

The only ones happy will be Eonwe, because Bernie will win, and Kimsemus, because he will be allowed to join Goonrathi, like the prodigal son returning to its home

I forget. Did we allow your weird rear end into sfd? I want to be sure before I insult you again

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


janssendalt posted:

Yes

You can still insult me, papi

No the only dentist I insult is eonwe but that's his kink. He loves the dirty stuff.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


What will be released first? Star Citizen or Lowtaxs mmo?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


pftc posted:

Everyone in CIG from Cloud Imperium Texas, that's currently working there.

Ali Seiffouri: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ali-seiffouri/2a/802/699
Andrew Hesse: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-hesse/50/3b9/27
Andrew Nguyen: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nguyenandrew1
Andrew Rexroth: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-rexroth/66/2a/31
Billy Lord: https://www.linkedin.com/in/billylord
Bryan Brewer https://www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-brewer/2/944/82
Chad Garyet: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chad-garyet/12/1a2/bb5
Chris Graves: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/chris-graves/3/983/b96
Dan Craig: https://www.linkedin.com/in/danielmatthewcraig
David Peng: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-peng/1/358/8a9
David Swofford https://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-swofford/7/b36/218
Emre Switzer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emre-switzer/107/315/527
Evan Manning https://www.linkedin.com/in/manningevan
Gerard Manzanares: https://www.linkedin.com/in/gerardmanzanares
Jake Ross: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jake-ross/5a/960/747
James Wright https://www.linkedin.com/in/thewrightjames
Jason Ely: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-ely/1/3a5/2b7
Jason Hutchins https://www.linkedin.com/in/hutchinsjason
Jay Brushwood: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jshwood
Jeff Clark: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeff-clark/29/59/666
Jeff Uriarte: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeffuriarte1
Jeffrey Pease: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeffrey-pease/94/660/507
Jeremy Smasker https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeremysmasker
John Erskine https://www.linkedin.com/in/jerskine
Joseph Holley: https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephholley
Justin Binford: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/justin-binford/46/576/26b
Keegan Standifer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/keegan-standifer/41/1b8/915
Ken Fairclough: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ken-fairclough/72/83/551
Lee Amarakoon: https://www.linkedin.com/in/amarakoon
Marissa Meissner: https://www.linkedin.com/in/marissameissner
Mark Skelton https://www.linkedin.com/pub/mark-skelton/1/729/26b
Melissa Estrada: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/melissa-estrada/16/843/826
Miles Lee: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/miles-lee/55/4b2/376
Nannetta Wade: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/nannetta-wade/3/355/982
Patrick Thomas: https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrickthomas
Pete Mackay https://www.linkedin.com/pub/pete-mackay/b/35b/b43
Sean Tracy https://www.linkedin.com/pub/sean-tracy/10/662/944
Ted Beargeon: https://https://www.linkedin.com/in/tbeargeon
Todd Raffray: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/todd-raffray/a/14a/910
Tom Sawyer: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tom-sawyer/5a/564/3a9
Tony Zurovec:https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tony-zurovec/1/2b8/804
Tyler Witkin: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tyler-witkin/24/216/b81
Vanessa Landeros: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/vanessa-landeros/24/381/432
Will Leverett: https://www.linkedin.com/in/williamleverett

This isn't weird or creepy at all.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


I am the goon that sent lowtax the box of dildos and porn.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


pftc posted:

The Star Citizen dudes do it themselves, they're just terrible at it.

http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Developer_team



I didn't know this site existed. What wonders it must hold. Commence poo poo posting.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


sorla78 posted:

Your AV is weird and creepy.

Guild wars 2 porn is best porn. My top and bottom half are roving around the forums. Occasionally we meet up and it's majestic.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

They could have stayed in TX. I still don't know why the LA studio was even created.

They don't make movies in Austin duh. Sandi needs to live her dream.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


I buy gif avatars thank you.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Reddit. I am willing to inform on goons for that sweet sweet karma points.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Mukip posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

CiG got 4 million more bucks this month. I get the skepticism regarding their promises but I don't see how the company offices are going to be shuttered any time soon. It seems like they can just raise another 3-4 mil almost whenever they like by pulling a CitizenCon and a new ship sale. Can anyone hazard a guess at what their monthly expenses must be like for their staffing levels, etc?

This has been done time and time again. Please stay up to date on the best games thread ever.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Mukip posted:

Well poo poo, sorry. Wouldn't want to post something repetitive in this thread.

I f5 this thread every minute. Best games thread every. I do however provide recaps on the #starcitizen channel on syn irc.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Who's gonna be the first goon to nutscape the jpegs on stargur?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Incombibulator posted:

Well, that's stupid. When you buy a car you build it yourself! You don't expect it all to be done for you and you just choose the paint.
Lazy.

I would download a car

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Hey my ships are in my hangar. That means they're real. I sit in then and make space ship sounds. At night when I close my eyes to my shabby apartment and the hunger that I couldn't afford food because I absolutely needed that fish tank I know that Christ Roberts is making my dream game.

2 weeks.

E: also please check out my new internet radio station. It's called "I don't have a clue"

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Justin Tyme posted:

for god's sake everyone, ben lesnick is a human being too

some of you all go off the rails a bit

True. He's like 3 human beings. Probably 5 sandis.

E: seriously Ben. Get the band surgery. You won't make it past 50 at this rate.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Derek wants to put 250 people out of work. So Chris did it for him. Rip Austin office.

  • Locked thread