Imaginary Friend posted:

So.. let me get this straight;

Angry disillusioned racist space nerds following a pube-hating b-actress who's secretly married to a washed out space game developer from the 90's that sells dreams in jpeg-format with Gary Oldman's face on them while laundering money through horse racing with the Swedish mafia and a guy named Fat Steve start an internet war with another Space Game developer that proceeds by threatening to sue everybody while leaking letters made by people who work at a company that dislikes everybody with a Something Awful account, pubes and a mind of their own.. also food recipes and funny gifs of broken space physics.

Internet.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://twitter.com/discolando/status/658372399746826240

SneakyFrog posted:

fleeker

Iron Tusk posted:

7 days to lawsuit day everyone!

EminusSleepus posted:

there is something similar to all of these pictures

Jegan Ace posted:

Unless you're one of those 20,000 USD pledgers that were risking their marriages for JPEGs, losing a couple of bills for the greatest shitshow of drama and incompetence ever is worth the ticket price.

Ravane posted:

Goons might be good at shitposting, but redditors are great at posting poo poo!

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

spacetoaster posted:

Whichever of you goons did these, you need to do more.

SneakyFrog posted:

D_Smart posted:

So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is Nick Butler (that's him in the wheelchair) aka /user/NitroTypat/ aka @Bipii_4084.

If you look at his Reddit and Twitter feeds (1, 2, 3, 4), he is one of my top harassers (I'm rounding them all up like cattle, for the blog, then I'm going to link to all their social media feeds).

Hey Nick, if you don't knock it off, I'm going to have my people get in touch with your Dad in Virginia and let him know you're harassing people online. No further warnings. Go play a game or something.

Jst0rm posted:

Derek please leave people with horrible genetic disfigurements alone.

pftc posted:

loving Chris Roberts is using this handicapped kids money for coke

pftc posted:

"I'm not in this because of Star Citizen anymore, I'm in this because he spends his days harassing people and getting away with it"
"I'm not going to let the biggest dick of them all push around the people I call friends."

joats posted:

Here are some birds

Raskolnikov posted:

spacetoaster posted:

pftc posted:

OH gently caress
https://archive.is/r3lkh
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dolvak/comments/

pftc posted:

If someone was pouring bleach all over a crime scene, I would assume that means they're guilty right?

I mean who else knows the star citizen subreddit better than he does? He hates Derek Smart with a burning passion.

PoopinClumpin posted:

I got banned from the Star Citizen forums because I had "poop" in my forum username. (I'm not joking)

Edit: I had never posted there, this means someone actually went down the list of Goons on the forum there and looked for stuff to complain about.

PoopinClumpin posted:

**Furiously clicking REPORT button** "Whoa this one has a nickname "PoopinClumpin"! That's got "poop" in it and I'm sure that's a loose violation of some sort of rule and if it isn't they'll just make a rule about poop" Meanwhile there's CIG forum users with actual vulgarities in their nicknames that post openly and without problems. Anyway, I changed it to Hambeezy after they lifted the ban.

sincx posted:

I hate his rotund face. Why are fat people invariably the most annoying?

Unfunny Poster posted:

Why are the white knights wearing black?

Amun Khonsu posted:

Contrary to what Dolvak stated earlier, he decided to interject himself in the drama again and delete my definition of "cult-sperg" on spreddit, heh. So, I have to immortalized it in a graphic.

Decrepus posted:

Whoa did you know this applies to Star Citizen as well?

Hopper posted:

Just because it breaks all the tables, doesn't mean you showing us the official emblem of Star Citizen's secret task force, the SS Sandi's Shavers is a major leak.
This was obvious for a while. Next up is the Sale of the new dogfighting ship aka the "Smoothmaker".