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PREPARE FOR SPACE COURTpftc posted:I've been talking with BoredDellTechnician.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 02:18 |
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Lord_NeckBeard posted:I made meatballs last night for dinner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSSGvOV5bt8
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 03:33 |
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I approve of the Dune avatar. Not the rape.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 04:26 |
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Maldoror posted:The 93 million dollars is what they say they got.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 05:14 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:At least he can leave with his head held high in the knowledge that it was a good job well done. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Oct 26, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:43 |
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fuctifino posted:
Should I go ring the doorbell and shout "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM" while running away. Maybe it could be a stretch goal on my Patreon. The next one will be me sitting in my car outside while playing "The Final Countdown" really loud.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 19:15 |
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Bootcha update:Bootcha posted:They know who I am!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 19:49 |
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In the grim darkness of Star Citizen, there are only dick pics.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 20:16 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there a quick 'what the gently caress is going on' primer somewhere? Because seriously what the gently caress is going on? The dick pics and Reddit/SA flamewar is an amusing side-drama. And it's a crowdfunded project so the implications are bigger than if it was some big corporation losing money. You've got to hop on the and ride.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 22:50 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Over the course of the next month, basically everything that DS alleged that could be proven, was proven, mostly relating to firings and internal behavior. CIG's responses grew increasingly weird and erratic. They went from ignoring him to banning/refunding him to summarily firing "Traitors" to threatening a journalist who covered some of this with legal action. Not making this up. His campaign did get them to begrudgingly open up the refund gates though, and everyone in this thread who still had any money in the game promptly got it out. This all culminated in a ludicrous "Citizen Con" event where they basically got up on stage and revealed that they had gently caress-all to show for the last year's worth of development- then Chris Roberts spit on a cake, cut it up and served it to people while the attendees sang happy birthday. Still not making this up. Now Derek is promising Armageddon. Is he talking out of his rear end? Will he soon be proven right? Stay tuned in this thread to find out!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 23:19 |
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Godspeed you crazy premium goons.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:25 |
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Ravane posted:
Edit: Please don't change my avatar Reddit... BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Oct 27, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 03:23 |
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If anyone comes in here posting like "Hey guys what's going on with Star Citizen can someone sum up?" or "What's Derek Smart doing here HUH that's crazy lol?" or anything like that, well there's a loving war going on that's what! And Reddit has found a way to weaponize sheer stupid. Our only defense ... a blistering shitpost counter-attack.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 04:03 |
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I saw today that LoD has nukes in it, which is kinda cool. I might play it for that alone. Edit: Like even if there's only one other person on the server, I'd still play it just to nuke 'em.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 04:10 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:It would be pretty cool if Derek Smart bought the assets after all this was over and then was the one to actually release Star Citizen.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 05:01 |
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thatguy posted:Also, if we could stop talking about Derek's game in this thread that'd be nice too. A dedicated Derek Smart's 3000AD game thread. Who's in? I'm so in.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 05:13 |
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Saw a comment on Reddit thread about an upcoming Star Citizen meetup: Which made me curious:
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 06:52 |
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You're planning something, Bootcha. Something big. I can feel it.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 07:33 |
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Klyith posted:Not the food pictures too! You can go after the parody gifs, but deleting our taco jpegs?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 08:31 |
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Archive this Reddit:
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 09:52 |
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Ignore this post. Self-owning report bot test.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 19:26 |
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You may take our JPEGs, but you'll never take our
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 22:55 |
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Derek Smart is like ... Muad'Dib if you think about it. He who controls the JPEGs controls the internet. When Derek was cast out of the space game community, he came to our sietch and proved his prowess as a goon. Nay, he proved himself a greater shitposter than all other goons, for which the prophecies foretold will lead us to salvation. He is the Kwisatz Haderach of shitposting. He is the one who can shitpost where we cannot.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 23:38 |
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This is like an Aphex Twin video.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 00:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjfycO1Sy2A
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 01:24 |
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Greatest thread in internet history.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 01:51 |
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Derek challenge the wheelchair kid to a virtual reality boxing match.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 02:18 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Derek Smart Wins Again *gets trolled* "YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH DEREK SMART"
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 02:51 |
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Amethyst posted:You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 04:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 05:09 |
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Mukip posted:Because MLK had a dream, and Derek Smart is the fulfilment of that dream. Whereas we see a wheechair, an object of divison; Derek just sees a person. A person 20+ year's his junior who he should send threats to over the Internet. What I'm saying is Smart is gonna Smart. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Oct 28, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 06:22 |
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Chalks posted:So wait Derek is just threatening to tell a 19 year old's parents that he's being an rear end in a top hat about a video game? Kimsemus posted:bushido internet white knight code BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Oct 28, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 16:24 |
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Maldoror posted:where's derek smart been
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 17:00 |
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:55 |
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. That's him in the wheelchair.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 21:50 |
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Nemo2342 posted:Pages late, but every time someone complains about doxxing I have to wonder if no one remembers the phone book. You know, that thing they used to leave on your doorstep that had everyone's name, address, and phone number? But we don't live like that anymore so people who feel aggrieved by others resort to appealing to (big, distributed online) third parties who will mock and shame the transgressor. It's not that Derek Smart will leak their names that has a deterrent effect, it's that he serves it up to the goons to make hilarious photoshops.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 00:00 |
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neonbregna posted:Internet warlords work in mysterious ways Smaller head version: BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Oct 29, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 00:27 |
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If I had to choose between playing EVE or a machine that just repeatedly punches me in the balls, I'd pick the machine.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 08:04 |
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That actually happened. Think about it.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 09:11 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 14:52 |
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Kimsemus posted:/// 💀💀💀💀 /// SMART ASSAULT IN PROGRESS /// 💀💀💀💀 ///
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