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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 06:27 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:53 |
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grimcreaper posted:So... ive missed 700something posts and all i see is Dr. Smart being accused of raping everything at a petting zoo? Is this not normal behavior for Citizens or something? Only pirates are allowed to rape
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:20 |
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Justin Tyme posted:When I play video games with my friends such as CS:GO or Battlefield the one thing I really wish I was able to do is enact a really gruesome realistic first person rape scene on them Honestly, I'm surprised
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:43 |
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DEREK! YOU FORGOT TO POST. CiG HAS WON THIS DAY!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:58 |
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Agrajag posted:genetic freak There's a 141.66% chance that I like this post
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 01:41 |
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Chris don't give up too easily and follow every urge Loose your wallet and please continue to splurge Star Citizen; it might be what you got so won't you give it a shot? So you start off with a name and you know it won't be lame The fans keep on demanding and you ain't got a game Your boss is coming down on you and you can't pay the team and then Back into crowdfunding again Star Citizen has got you beaten, battered, cruised You have an alpha, now it's two Chris Roberts, he took you down a notch - so won't you give it a shot? You're always under pressure, it's harder to QA when You wake up and you realize that you still don't have a game You can't go back to work and now you know just who to blame, ain't it a shame Derek's causing trouble again Chris Roberts, I know you tried to cut him loose But Derek is still a part of you Think you lost him but it ain't exactly showing Got you by the blog and now there ain't no way of knowing Pretend you can't get sued but you know just where it's going Derek has got you standing on the brink And now you get no work done and you don't have a buck You show up to the office and you don't give a gently caress Your inverstor's coming down on you and you can't pay the rent and then Push back the release again PAAAAAAAAAARP
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 11:01 |
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Do you think it was good game design to have the "Yes" button to confirm "Exit Game" on the right?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 14:52 |
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peter gabriel posted:I have found a thing that I don't even know wtf, should I upload a vid? it isn't very exciting Is is more or less exciting than watching several people on a dev team talking about a game we know they aren't actually making?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 15:02 |
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D_Smart posted:You should always - always - bet on me to a) do the right thing b) get it right Did you forget to file your taxes while making 3000AD? I ask out of concern
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 07:48 |
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It's too bad VD didn't emulate his idol when approached in his den by his ideological enemy.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 10:51 |
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One Winged Angel posted:You mean like if CIG wasn't involved? I have this wet dream of an open world Crysis MMOFPS... No one wants to hear about your MLP fanfic.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 16:28 |
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Metal Business Cards idea: SA Logo on left side of card: Classic SA Grenade within white oval Motto in top right of card: Ditiores fiunt per abstinentiam (Richer Through Abstinence) middle and bottom right have a background/image of a spaceship similar to the normandy orbiting a planet (Earth?)
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 11:52 |
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Omi-Polari posted:Iain M. Banks is/was the best science fiction writer. Sadly, was. He no longer is. Also, to whoever recommended Redline, thank you. And drat you, I want an XGRA movie now...
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 09:18 |
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sincx posted:Are you sure it's a SC reference? Robco Industries has been in the Fallout series since the beginning. And Chris has been incompetent just as long
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 10:49 |
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Karl_Ramseier posted:SC is a triple AAA production and you just repeated and confirmed what he said, dumbass. More like triple rear end production!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 12:24 |
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tooterfish posted:Robco's been in Fallout since the original. And Robert has been poo poo since the original.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 13:54 |
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quote:Don't forget us Realists. You see, he's making his dream game, which is mine as well so I'm totally not biased at all). Oh and of course he wants money, but that's all incidental!
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 08:50 |
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no_recall posted:A dream game that has no scope set, no timelines set, no delivery dates given. Oh they set plenty of scope, timelines and delivery dates. They didn't achieve any of them... But at least Chris Roberts had a dream! Seriously, I cannot wait to see "No Man's Sky" get released June next year and blow everyone's mind away and pull the rug underneath SC's feet for good.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 09:44 |
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trucutru posted:Yeah, that game will be released but from that to "blow everybody's mind away" there is a huge jump. The whole thing seems shallow as gently caress. Ok, so maybe "blow everyone's mind" was a little too excessive, but the point is that such a game seems pretty cool for being so vast, and its something that SC should've probably aped and added their own flair to afterwards.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 10:02 |
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Chalks posted:I think E:D's galaxy is a better comparison there. I was pretty surprised to see the stark difference in scale between the two games, it's astonishing how small SC is. I should eventually look into getting E:D. Is it more of a "wait for a sale" game or not? Its also incredibly easy to spot the
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 10:22 |
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Truga posted:Even in the future nothing works. Lesnick was the bearded lady
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 18:13 |
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AP posted:Which to be fair is ridiculous as I expect Bond villains have much better planning and scheduling on their projects. Huh, I guess CiG is an evil organization and CR is the bond villain. Pre-op/Post-op? Agrajag posted:bond villains actually make soemthing Correction: The Bond villains make other people make stuff, then take credit. Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Nov 14, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 04:05 |
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Mirificus posted:Oh Karl... Uh-oh, is Karl touching minors? Or was that just a metaphor?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 04:13 |
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Maldoror posted:is that a popsicle Its a poopsicle
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 08:21 |
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The way the update is written, it sounds like the lead programmer broke his wrist the day of the update. Doesn't stop reddit + others from automatically siding with them anyways
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 15:24 |
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ether posted:For the redditors reading this thread, an excersize in critical thinking. What would CR/CIG/SC have to do to cause you to lose trust in them?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 16:23 |
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Deki posted:Thank god we don't have to worry about Ben falling off a Bicycle. We worry about the chairs though
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 16:42 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Ben is lifting himself up pretty high if he thinks anyone in the Cutlass thread regards him as a Bond villain. Even the most generous review is that he's incompetent, a bully, a unreliable source of information and if he isn't a liar he's extremely comfortable with relaying information that he couldn't possibly believe is true. Ben is as a bond villain as much as Sheriff J.W. Pepper is a likeable character. *slide-whistle PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrp*
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 16:44 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Who is J.W.Peeper? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 17:04 |
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Chocobo posted:"Roberts," said Man, "when will Star Citizen be released?" Calculate your chances. Negative Negative NEGATIVE
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 16:32 |
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Grinning Goblin posted:what is everyone's opinions on ketchup chips? Poutine chips > Ketchup chips
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 18:48 |
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Warcabbit posted:As a Quebecois, how would you know? (I went to Paris once in the company of a bunch of Quebecois. It was hilarious how everyone would ignore them and talk to the American. And sad, really.) Parisians are jerks, hth
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 02:41 |
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Loiosh posted:I'd say a lot of people are very bitter and believe CIG is lying and has no chance of delivering things. I don't agree with them, but then I'm an optimist. You're on the Titanic. Jump ship already, christ.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 04:32 |
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Loiosh posted:You probably don't care about that though and just want my feelings on E:D releasing and SC still being in progress. E:D is a more limited experience and of little interest to me. E:D is a more limited experience because they aren't trying to add every mundane space-job into a video game that I would play while away from my real job. E:D is a more limited experience because they decided "Holy poo poo, people want a game first and a finished product second, let's get a game out and then add features once the core is done."
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 06:04 |
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trucutru posted:Yeah, you missed it. My $599 hello kitty power armor is sweet as gently caress. Did you get the sweet Ford Transit van with the kickass livery on the side?
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 06:08 |
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EminusSleepus posted:where the gently caress is Krazy Karl? Bitcoin is down, can't afford another account. Truly a sad day
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 06:24 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:that's Seraph! Sorry! Truth be told, I don't think I should devote any percentage of my memory to the personal characteristics of a child diddler and a person with a crippling mental disorder. I'll just simplify my responses to Karaph or, better yet, "that/those person/people who spends way too much money on Space Jpegs".
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 08:12 |
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no_recall posted:Does Star Citizen give deep and meaningful gameplay to be had? O_o? You can drop a deep and meaningful 1080p turd in the space toilets. That's some pretty good emergent gameplay right there!
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 08:46 |
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Rad Russian posted:They're shipping full game next year. Streamers are impressed by the new alpha. http://www.twitch.tv/captain_richard without any irony said, and I quote, "This is a lot more stable than I expected". Holy poo poo these people. Kingongor was pretty excited to find a roll of toilet paper next to his bed. Because space masturbation.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 09:10 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:53 |
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Chalks posted:Can someone explain what this new thing is? Absolutely nothing. You can fly around on your jetpack or in your spaceship. You can look at pretty nice jpeg spheres that represent planets (but you cant land on them). You can maybe grief other players if you can find any. You can watch microsoft swnd crash reports somewhere before closing the program via task manager.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 09:18 |