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alphabettitouretti posted:Look at the state of this. Look at it. The True Believers will cry ALPHA but I've played plenty of games in alpha that weren't in this condition. This is what they've got after four years and $93m. Eh, they're more likely to say "That isn't the FPS module" which is technically true. I mean it's still poo poo, just... different poo poo.
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JFC reddit dudes. The self own is hilarious, but did you have to gently caress with our recipes? It's too great a sacrifice to make.
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Oct 27, 2015 16:18
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"Oh good, got a little free time at work, time to check the Star Citizen thread for my daily dose of hilarity!" ... Derek Smart ... ... SWATting? ... ... Wheelchair ... ... Doxxing ... "I think... I think I need to go take a shower. I feel gross."
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Oct 28, 2015 15:37
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Kimsemus posted:Defend what ironically? Putting someone's handle into Google? I dunno man, gathering up all that information to use for legal purposes is one thing (after all, it is all easily found on the internet without doing any real digging) but the fact that when he does put together 'dossiers' on people who poo poo on him online he comes here to share it all with the pretty obvious intent of saying "Look at this loving guy. Hey loving guy, I know where you live" makes it all seem really loving gross. I can get behind a lot of Smart's hilarious antics, but not this.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:46
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AP posted:You new posters who only joined for the Star Citizen thread, you aren't fighting a war and posting here doesn't mean poo poo, even if you thought you were being a rebel. You're unhappy with the development of a computer game and joined a forum to talk about it, we're laughing at stupid poo poo in a place that values humour. Yeah, I mean alright. Except I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about. I threw down my  because the last thread was hilarious (and had dope recipes). I'm not here to fight a war, I'm here because it's the best seat to watch two retarded kids slapbox each other. Me bitching about D_Smart being scummy isn't going to influence the direction of this thread one bit. If it did this place would be indistinguishable from the Sperghive I'm here to laugh at.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:10
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AP posted:I didn't quote you, I didn't even mention you, something I said has touched you. I realize it was a whole page ago, but you might want to double check that.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:19
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mcjomar posted:EVE Goons did this to "Preencleve Grothsmore" or however you spell that dumb name. Wait, so all I have to do is piss off the right EVE group and I'll get a free pizza AND they will call my grandma for me? That's great, because I love pizza and I hate talking to my grandma!
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Oct 28, 2015 16:25
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AP posted:oh right, thought I'd quoted the other idiot, my bad. That's alright, everybody fucks up now and then.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:37
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mcjomar posted:Prencleeve (Just found his most recent thread on the EVE goon boards) seems to think he's the gentleman spy to end all spies or some poo poo. Wasn't there an SC toolbag in here like a week ago claiming to be a master spy? It's the long con.... Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 28, 2015 |
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Oct 28, 2015 16:47
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CrazyLoon posted:I'm almost positive that's not ole preen. A man can dream though, a man can dream...
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Oct 28, 2015 16:50
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Jegan Ace posted:There is no loving way Derek Smart goes after anyone worth a drat in CIG anyway, which would have been the only real saving grace - watching him and coked up space jesus go at it. I'd pay-per-view that hearing. Unless you meant actually go at it like just have a big ol' fistfight, but then again I'd pay to see that too.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:03
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CrazyLoon posted:Derek Smart vs. yet another coke machine in a boxing ring would be quite the entertainment, no doubt. I'm worried that Chris "The Coke Machine" Roberts might have an unfair advantage being all addled up on drugs the way he be. We should start a Kickstarter to get Derek "Dr. Smart" Smart some PEDs and maybe boxing lessons. And a new name, because "Dr. Smart" is a dumb fighting name.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:13
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CrazyLoon posted:Ripping off Peanuts here, but how about "The Legal Beagle"? Derek "The Legal Beagle" Smart. I like it. Derek "The Soda Destroyer" Smart ties in with Coke Machine a bit... Derek "The Bruisin' Battlecruiser" Smart. drat, nothing stacks up like Chris "Coke Machine" Roberts.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:20
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Kimsemus posted:You're trying way too hard. It's not my fault, I just crave acceptance! And I'm bored!
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Oct 28, 2015 17:23
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SneakyFrog posted:its ok, you arent doing too bad for a suspected seraph clone master spy person who claims stupid newbie status. Some day when my plans are finally revealed you'll all learn that I was playing you this entire time and was definitely not just a guy who has a lot of free time at work. The really sad part is how big a factor wanting to share recipes was in my decision to sign up.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:32
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Yeah wheelchair guy, go ahead and spit in the face of the bear that's staring you down. That seems like a good plan for a guy who can't run.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:57
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Do you think if D_Smart did get coaxed into suing they might reward him the wheelchair as part of the damages? Burke: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even- Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the artificial person malfunctioned. Ripley: "Malfunctioned"? Burke: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved. Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model? Burke: Yeah, that's him in the wheelchair.
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Oct 28, 2015 19:06
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I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way! That's him in the wheelchair!
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Oct 28, 2015 19:18
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I can't be bothered to copy the whole thing, so just go watch the Glengarry Glen Ross speech and then at the end imagine Alec Baldwin shouting "And that's YOU in the wheelchair!"
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Oct 28, 2015 19:54
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FireWhizzle posted:So back on the topic of culinary expertise for a moment - have you guys tried grilled cheese with rye bread? I've been mulling over it but haven't taken the plunge. Pros/Cons? A lot of it depends on the type of cheese, but I know gruyere works really well on rye. I don't do them on rye a lot but actually Martha Stewart has a couple good recipes. I did her fontina, harissa, and pear on rye once and it was delicious.
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Oct 28, 2015 20:40
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FireWhizzle posted:DSmart, how do you prefer your grilled cheese? Have you meandered into the rye-curious zone? If so, what were your experiences and how did it affect your grilled cheese habits? Internet Warlords don't care what bread their grilled cheese is made with. They care only that it is served to them on a platter made up of the crushed wheelchairs of their enemies.
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Oct 28, 2015 20:54
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2DCAT posted:"And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?" "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. That's him in the wheelchair."
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Oct 28, 2015 20:56
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joats posted:What do you think the last 30 pages were about? I think maybe he meant before today. You know, something from his past that might give a clue to his incredible sensitivity to wheelchair based attacks.
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Oct 28, 2015 22:57
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Eonwe posted:stargur site is bad and slow as poo poo "I know how to make everything better! The first step is to make it 100% worse. There is no next step." - A Star Citizen.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:45
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chaosbreather posted:You know... if this stargur's bag is it doesn't do DMCA takedowns, doesn't that mean that it's no longer a safe harbour and thus is legally culpable for the content it hosts? I realize this is going to be a shock, but I'm... I'm not sure Dolvak thought this all the way through.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:10
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Another similarity to SCs development process! Oh and another one: Do you think they are smart enough to have actually created a brilliant satire of the SC "dev process"? Yeah, me neither.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:14
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Required Parachute posted:Yeah no, sorry, I don't need an rear end-ramming in federal prison, thanks. You need like 200% more legal departments before you can get away with poo poo like that.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:44
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thatguy posted:Why won't you hire Skoll or I? Just move down to Miami and set up a film-noire style private eye business. Sooner or later the troublesome dame that walks into your office will be named Derek Smart.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:53
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janssendalt posted:Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game Don't tell me how to tell other people how to live their lives!
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Oct 29, 2015 14:09
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Wafflz posted:Croberts' extremely balanced and professional response to the escapist that was linked on the star citizen homepage for days. Apparently it was also linked in the game launcher Well now I know you're lying. For there to be a game launcher there would have to actually be a game to launch.
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Oct 29, 2015 14:29
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SneakyFrog posted:there is a "launcher" though. I believe the technical term is "First Person Universe Dream Portal"
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Oct 29, 2015 14:32
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D_Smart posted:So our new contender for my WIP blog (latest PDF export) on the abusive White Knights in the Star Citizen community, is [url=]Cristian Romero[/url] aka /user/Tr3vayne/ aka @tr3vayne aka White Knight tr3vayne aka MES3rd on Facebook This next blog is almost guaranteed to be a shitshow of epic proportions. I can't decide if I'm more excited to see SC fanboys making GBS threads themselves over imaginary lawsuits or D_Smart's insane 10-page blog post about meanies on the internet.
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Oct 29, 2015 17:52
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D_Smart posted:Yeah we know. And I know what he looks like. His Facebook feed is a Gold mine of publicly available data. So are you going after him on grounds of doxxing or grounds of harassment?
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Oct 29, 2015 18:42
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D_Smart posted:The next blog (now cleared legal and to be published on Nov 3rd) is as about the RSI/CIG connection to Gizmondo. The following blog is about the abusive Star Citizen White Knights. Oh, then I retract my statement. I am, however, eagerly looking forward to the blog about internet bullies.
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Oct 29, 2015 18:55
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D_Smart posted:Yeah. We're going to be filing a criminal complaint on this one. Those bastards looked up matters of public record! Get 'em!
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Oct 29, 2015 18:58
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D_Smart posted:Soooooo, you think that's what the issue is then? Got it. Now siddown. I'll do whatever you want, just don't call my dad.
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Oct 29, 2015 19:16
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Oct 29, 2015 20:38
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G0RF posted:Frankfurt's new office is bigger. As will Santa Monica's be. Get out of here with your actual questions and curiosity. This is the land of PAAAAAARRRRRRRP nowWelcome to the Garydome.
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Jegan Ace posted:Do we have any lawsuit updates? Prepare to be disappointed. But, on the other hand, you always have Gary. We all always have Gary.
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