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Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

Roosevelt posted:

my dad commuted from Petaluma to San Francisco every day for his job as an investment banker and probably had many affairs with powerful women in shoulderpad jackets

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Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

that woman is your real mom roosevelt

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

Beast of Bourbon posted:

some of the "trouble makers" had installed carmegeddon on the school workstations and it was dope as gently caress but then they got busted when they left the cd-rom in the drive IDIOTS.

so they came back and reinstalled it but used the nocd crack and the teacher came up and was like "What was that on your screen just then?" (they had just alt+f4'd) and they were all "oh a racing video from nascar" and she was like "Yeah right" and then made a big show of pressing the cd eject button.

BUT IT WAS EMPTY.

post legitimately owns

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