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I saw this in my inbox today:quote:Dear Friend,
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not everyday you get an opportunity like that
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Oct 28, 2015 14:51
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DaveSplitter posted:I saw this in my inbox today: No
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Oct 28, 2015 14:51
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Send him a p-p-p-powerbook
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Oct 28, 2015 14:51
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Forward to Lowtax, i havent heard of Leonard J. Crabs in loving ages...
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Oct 28, 2015 14:51
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Tell him you're gonna need a "good faith" cash deposit from him before you can move forward, OP.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:51
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Pls let this be the start of a Goon Scambaiting project. It might be just the adventure this forum needs.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:53
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Is "greetings of the season" a chinese thing or did someone forget to fill in the blanks? Also pose as a saudi-arabian prince and propose a partnership to your oil rigs for which you will need 60 million dollars in advance.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:55
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Say you're a Nigerian prince. I don't think that one has made it to China yet.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:56
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I have a hard time believing China has a Ministry of Environmental Protection. If David Li Yang really exists, he has the easiest job in the world.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:56
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Tell him you represent a church group with a lot of money, but before you can enter into a business partnership with him, you need to know he's a true believer. True believers have penis trampstamps. Also I hope you're using a burner email.
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Oct 28, 2015 14:58
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Oct 28, 2015 15:05
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Tezzor says no so go with yes.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:08
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Applewhite posted:Pls let this be the start of a Goon Scambaiting project. It might be just the adventure this forum needs. you can't force the magic to happen
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Oct 28, 2015 15:08
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Forward to Lowtax, i havent heard of Leonard J. Crabs in loving ages... Do this
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Oct 28, 2015 15:10
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You're a loving idiot op I just emailed David and now he's going into business with me instead of you, sucker
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Oct 28, 2015 15:22
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Lucky Guy posted:You're a loving idiot op nice me too.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:28
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Lucky Guy posted:You're a loving idiot op Al Borland posted:nice me too. As the David, I look forward to doing business with you both. I trust you have your $10,000 investments ready?
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Oct 28, 2015 15:30
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Nice domain, David of china. Im sure the Quinese Qovernment will reward you for your efforts.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:31
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Quote-Unquote posted:As the David, I look forward to doing business with you both. I trust you have your $10,000 investments ready? I'll mortage my house!
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Oct 28, 2015 15:41
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Al Borland posted:I'll mortage my house! excellent idea dear friend! when concluding our business you will have many of exquisite house! - David
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Oct 28, 2015 15:58
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Quote-Unquote posted:excellent idea dear friend! Oh boy I cannot wait!
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Oct 28, 2015 16:02
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Al Borland posted:I'll mortage my house! Hello Friend, my name is John J. Xiaoung, and i am a professional House seller. I can sell your House for many dollars, 500.000 at least, i just need 10.000 dollar for paperwork beforehand.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:02
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Hello Friend, oh man, but thats the money i was gonna mortgage my house for to pay the other guy with!
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Oct 28, 2015 16:03
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Al Borland posted:oh man, but thats the money i was gonna mortgage my house for to pay the other guy with! Dear Best Friend Fear not! If you send the money to me, you will have so much money you can easily make business with 100 other guys and get even richier! Plan is fool-proof, cannot fail!
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Oct 28, 2015 16:05
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Dear Best Friend I like this plan much! I think I should get David in on this. Please contact David.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:08
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Al Borland posted:I like this plan much! I think I should get David in on this. Please contact David. Beloved Investor-Friend, I have contacted David and sold his house for ten million Dollars. David is much happy now and does business with my good friend Jack who inherited a large diamond mine in Umlunglundowu.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:12
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I wonder how much you could make doing reverse scamming sending emails into China with tried and true American scams/schemes/pyramids? I feel like you could make that poo poo hella legit looking.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:18
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Beloved Investor-Friend, Best friend, This man is impostor and most unworthiness of trust! Sincerely warmest, David
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Oct 28, 2015 16:18
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Moridin920 posted:I wonder how much you could make doing reverse scamming sending emails into China with tried and true American scams/schemes/pyramids? Like Star Citizens?
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Oct 28, 2015 16:19
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Quote-Unquote posted:As the David, I look forward to doing business with you both. I trust you have your $10,000 investments ready? don't listen to this guy, the real David only asked for $6000 plus I already sent it to him, which you would know if you weren't a fake
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Oct 28, 2015 16:20
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Quote-Unquote posted:Best friend,  He told me you sold your house through him. Lucky Guy posted:don't listen to this guy, the real David only asked for $6000 WHO DO I TRUST ANYMORE?
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Oct 28, 2015 16:20
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Moridin920 posted:I wonder how much you could make doing reverse scamming sending emails into China with tried and true American scams/schemes/pyramids? The idea of scamming is that you target someone that has money and not people that probably earn like a dollar a week assembling Apple products
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Oct 28, 2015 16:21
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Quote-Unquote posted:The idea of scamming is that you target someone that has money and not people that probably earn like a dollar a week assembling Apple products target the rich chinese. They love pigeons and racing them. All we have to do is pretend to be some elite pigeon racing school.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:21
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Al Borland posted:target the rich chinese. They love pigeons and racing them. All we have to do is pretend to be some elite pigeon racing school. gently caress the Chinese, go for Korea. Send scam mails to Kim Jong-Whoever. Retarded manbabies in absolute-power positions should make a bountiful target.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:25
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Yeah I mean if they can afford to buy 30 iPhones to propose to their lady love with surely they have some spending cash.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:54
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Okay, I sent him a message masquerading as the inheritor of a Saudi oil tycoon under the name of John Alibaba. Hopefully he replies back.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:06
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Bookmark'd
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Oct 28, 2015 17:12
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DaveSplitter posted:Okay, I sent him a message masquerading as the inheritor of a Saudi oil tycoon under the name of John Alibaba. Hopefully he replies back. It's not nice to lie to people.
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Oct 28, 2015 17:17
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China has a fast growing economy, you'd be mad not to get in on that action OP.
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