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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I Received an Email From China's Ministry of Environmental Protection
 
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Oct 22, 2002

Lucky Guy posted:

You're a loving idiot op

I just emailed David and now he's going into business with me instead of you, sucker

Al Borland posted:

nice me too.

As the David, I look forward to doing business with you both. I trust you have your $10,000 investments ready?

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Oct 22, 2002

Al Borland posted:

I'll mortage my house!

excellent idea dear friend!
when concluding our business you will have many of exquisite house!
- David

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Yolomon Wayne posted:

Beloved Investor-Friend,

I have contacted David and sold his house for ten million Dollars. David is much happy now and does business with my good friend Jack who inherited a large diamond mine in Umlunglundowu.

Best friend,

This man is impostor and most unworthiness of trust!

Sincerely warmest,

David

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Moridin920 posted:

I wonder how much you could make doing reverse scamming sending emails into China with tried and true American scams/schemes/pyramids?

I feel like you could make that poo poo hella legit looking.

The idea of scamming is that you target someone that has money and not people that probably earn like a dollar a week assembling Apple products

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