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4 RING SHRIMP posted:I have this theorem that I've been wondering about which absolutely does not bode well for you. Any scientists here can help me with this. Slight problem, there's some variation in their past 15 years of winning, with a few documented incidents of "not winning". Though few and far in-between, it has introduced certain recessive loser genes into the overall pool. Also, with enough interbreeding with losers from outside the New England fanbase, it will dilute the winning genes to a point where the loser genes resurface and become enabled. This is a long and stupid-smart way of saying ~not winning hard enough~. Anyways, since my team is poo poo, I'm perfectly okay with the Patriots burning down the rest of the NFL this year just to see if Roger Goodell will present Tom Brady with a trophy while his stupid irrelevant little appeal is still going on.
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:I have this theorem that I've been wondering about which absolutely does not bode well for you. Any scientists here can help me with this. Sadly, Lamarckian Inheritance is no longer in vogue as a scientific theory.
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shiksa posted:kirk's thousand year reign of terror is just beginning. Will he slowly turn into a sandworm?
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I dearly wish for the Dolphins to succeed, but I cannot see their defense taking the next step against formidable opponents without a new Mike and Willl. Their linebackers were abused in coverage all night long by Lewis and Gronk. You can't really defend Gronk, but they left some huge windows open for other receivers. The Dolphins line loving blows (especially Dallas Thomas), but you already knew that. Why can't Tom Brady retire?
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midwat posted:I'm trying to think of a flaw and... nope. Cheating at football when he didn't need to is a flaw. Wasted effort and all that.
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Oct 30, 2015 08:25
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Here's your helpful reminder that the last time the Patriots were 7-0 was October 21, 2007. They played the Miami Dolphins that day, and went on to also go 18-1 (may we never forget)
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Bad Moon posted:Cheating at football when he didn't need to is a flaw. Wasted effort and all that. Well not all of their opponents throw it on the one yard line
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The NFL will posthumously suspend Brady by this rate. Usher in the Jimmy G era, I beg of thee.
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do you think the new england patriots have a pass heavy offense or what that poo poo is comical
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old dog child posted:Well not all of their opponents throw it on the one yard line Hope that safety didn't trigger you 
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Mind blowing factoid of the week: Every team the Patriots have played (and beaten) was at least at .500 when they played.
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Manoueverable posted:Hope that safety didn't trigger you I tried to come up with something witty but honestly I'm just dying inside
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Cam Wake may have a torn achilles. Sorry dolphoids.GaussianCopula posted:Mind blowing factoid of the week: This is not a factoid. Well, maybe the meaning has already shifted enough. E: or maybe it is, even in the original sense, I sure as hell didn't check the veracity
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Jerome Agricola posted:Cam Wake may have a torn achilles. Sorry dolphoids. I used the CNN definition "a little-known bit of information; trivial but interesting data.", hopefully that clears it up for you.
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You're telling me Denver and Cincinnati are the AFC's only hope to beat the Patriots during the playoffs? Why Jesus?
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Tom Brady is that neighbor who is constantly stealing your newspaper and one day you had enough and you confront him and it gets heated and someone in the neighborhood calls the cops and they show up and whoops you had some shrooms in your pocket and now you are going to jail and he reads the story of your arrest and subsequent brutal jailhouse beating in your newspaper the following morning while getting a blowjob from your wife. He kind of owns.
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It just hit me that Wake is probably gone for the year I hate football
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Ehud posted:I made money last night when the Dolphins lost the football game You didn't believe in Dan "The Man" Campbell to slay the New England Cheaters? He must be very disappointed in you.
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GaussianCopula posted:You didn't believe in Dan "The Man" Campbell to slay the New England Cheaters? I would have considered betting on one team to win @ New England (packers)
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If you weren't watching just before the game started this link is for you http://www.nfl.com/videos/new-england-patriots/0ap3000000568663/It-s-Good-to-be-a-Pats-Fan Also so is this link
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The Giants are going to make the playoffs at 7-9 and beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
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Donkwich posted:If you weren't watching just before the game started this link is for you bomb all of new england except that town in vermont my mom lives in actually just leave vermont alone im not exactly sure where it is and i dont want to put my mom in danger, but the rest of it can burn.
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Ehud posted:I am at the gym lifting for Dan Campbell right now btw lifting your phone to ur face doesn't count, fuckboi
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Chichevache posted:lifting your phone to ur face doesn't count, fuckboi please be nice to me I'm sad right now
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Ehud posted:please be nice to me I'm sad right now When I feel sad or embarrassed I direct my negative feelings towards others.  I wonder how many times the headsets went out. 
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Chichevache posted:When I feel sad or embarrassed I direct my negative feelings towards others. Filed to ESPN: "Missed tackles not our fault." Dolphins players report receiving electric shocks whenever they touched Patriots players.
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Ehud posted:Filed to ESPN: "Missed tackles not our fault." Dolphins players report receiving electric shocks whenever they touched Patriots players. Can you explain that? I thought it was very weird. You had players slipping off Lewis like he was a greased eel. Something similar happens to Seattle when Bobby Wagner is injured.
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Chichevache posted:Can you explain that? I thought it was very weird. dolphins
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Ehud posted:dolphins Ah, yes. An animal noted for its lack of hands.
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Chichevache posted:Ah, yes. An animal noted for its lack of hands. Joe Philbin defends hiring exclusively thalidomide babies as linebackers, "well they fit with the spirit of the team"
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TFF is entirely to blame for Wake's injury. Two dozen clods wishing injury upon Brady before the game starts. When will you people learn about the anger and wrath of the Football Gods at such things?
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i wish i could give my achilles to cameron wake
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Cheers to all of you wishing injury on Tom Brady! I think Miami lost a few players?
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Ehud posted:i wish i could give my achilles to cameron wake I wish I could give him Brady's
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Chris James 2 posted:Peyton's the only loving hope The best team on that list is Tennessee by far, they just have rear end clown coaches and bad luck.
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Another non-legit Pats win. Did they check the ball pressurs/headsets/practice field for spies? If not, then it doesn't actually count.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Another non-legit Pats win. Did they check the ball pressurs/headsets/practice field for spies? If not, then it doesn't actually count.  Does it even matter?
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