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fake woods

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cave that leads nowhere

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decoy cave

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mortgage (for bear cave)

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honey swamp

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cage that lowers down from a tree. then a smaller cage lowers down from that one and so on

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log trap from return of the jedi but much lower to the ground so it hits bears

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7 years on the job & no chance of advancement

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poison basket

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ellis island boat tour

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a smaller, trained bear

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that scene in predator where arnold is getting ready and hes making fires and covered in mud. he knows where his crazy spikes are and those two logs. he is one with the jungle and this time the jungle is in BEAR COUNTRY

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NO DOWN payment 0% financing for 60 months!!! obviously the car has to be big enough for a bear

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painting of the woods the bear will run into thinking it is the real woods

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bucket of glitter glue balanced on top of a cave door

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circus car bomb

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unguarded motorcycle (no helmet)

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honey gun

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campsite with a bunch of garbage and no one is in it and it seems to go on forever and theres just more and more garbage and its great the bear has all of its needs provided for but its not happy and then it loses drive and energy and the will to live

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hall of mirrors

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bear dome

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a telescope and you let them look through it. when they look away their eye is covered in shoe polish

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Payday loan place in the forest

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big floppy golashes that are really hard to walk in

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Payday loan place in the forest

going to spend it on honey either way

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broken alarm clock (hibernate forever)

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paw in ice water (hibernate forever)

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe
the promise of a career in showbiz, the big top, in front of a huge crowd when everyone knows the circus is dead

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Macnult

treasure

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a tie and collar made of c4

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a really fat child and a laptop with a jumpscare game on it (give the bear hypertension from poor diet then cause a heart attack)

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a something awful account

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poisoned sudoku (bears love sudoku)

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clothes one size too small for the bear but with tags from two sizes bigger and a gun

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a cave that's really just a giant oven (any cave can be an oven if it goes deep enough)

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the bears overestimation of it's own abilities

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a bear that does not skip shoulder day

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Nov 1, 2015

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
another bear dressed as a prostitute with big hoop earrings and too much makeup but is really an undercover game warden

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
a mouse trap

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