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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
:byobear:

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anti matter

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anti bear

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ante bear (gambling addiction)

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bear OFF

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xanax

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
a book of racist bear jokes

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bear hanging over industrial vat. batman doesn't kill the bear but he doesn't save the bear either

Luvcow

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a shark

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corn maze

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trying to find a parking spot at the texas speedway

Luvcow

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a claw machine filled with little picnic baskets

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two signs pointing different directions. one of the signs always lies

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a series of big concentric circles on the ground, bear finds red and white delightful to see---but it's a giant target

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bear standing in front of a mirror, sees bear in mirror behind him

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recursive bear

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quantum leap

bacalou


bear gets clocked going above the speed limit

bacalou


bear twins (played by the same bear) work together tog et their parent bears back together

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe

bacalou posted:

a sexy, feminine bear with a penis

Go to hell.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

GEExCEE

Lol

GEExCEE

Bear bank account with difficult to avoid fees and no overdraft protection

GEExCEE

Mr. Grrraowrrr,

On Thursday, October 29, your account was overdrawn by three fish, a stick, and two acorns. A fine of twenty five berries has been assessed. To contact us for more information, feel free to holler.

Sincerely,
Smokey Mountain Credit Union

fuck. marry. t-rex

Carefully removing their hibernation butt plug so ants get in.

google THIS

A cluster of shops selling cheesy souvenirs to vacationing bears

GEExCEE

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mortgage (for bear cave)


ron color posted:

going to spend it on honey either way

these are my favorite

Luvcow

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a GBS thread about gun control

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
pit with a chill forum at the bottom

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
bear sized toilet in the middle of the forest

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
^
it's really meant to capture people that understand bear puns

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
RABBIT'Z
HOWS E

google THIS

DeepQantas posted:

bear sized toilet in the middle of the forest

with a roll of toilet paper that isn't Charmin

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a loveless marriage

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two loveless marriages

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a human trap but with the "human" crossed out and "Bear" written in instead

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traps labeled "trap 1" "trap 2" and "Trap 4." this is not a literal trap for a bear, it isa trap for a bear's mind

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a bunch of bears selling crack out of a in a boarded up house

google THIS

a bear's mouth

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slot machine (bear size)

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