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OSI bean dip posted:node.js lets you write so close to the metal
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OSI bean dip posted:node.js lets you write so close to the metal thats the opposite of what i need
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Nov 10, 2015 23:18
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Valeyard posted:i just want my day job to be writing javascript all day because its fun and I love it so much https://drive.google.com/a/somethingawful.com/file/d/0B72oTkmUPNFrVmwtTEtIeTh3NHM/view?usp=sharing
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Nov 10, 2015 23:19
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Me.
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Nov 10, 2015 23:41
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I'm going hog wild over here
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Nov 10, 2015 23:45
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Nov 10, 2015 23:48
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also lowtax, could you please change my donation tag to Buglord
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Nov 10, 2015 23:49
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javascript is bad hth
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Nov 10, 2015 23:50
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Lowtax posted:I'm going hog wild over here enjoy my donation; i forgot sorry
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Nov 10, 2015 23:52
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Lowtax posted:I want my day and night job to be writing stupid loving jQuery to scrape and redesign content on a forum whose software is 243 years old and was coded back before mobile devices even existed, so any mobile detection has to be done by either css or jQuery and then load the original page shortly before rewriting nearly all of it to be honest, like you say, since youre working on top of years of work. its hard enough to design for "mobile first" on a clean project, but doing it for this site is just never giong to work...unless you do what you are doing and just remove all the junk and shuffle everything around on each page load the other option would be serving up new, mobile based, templates for all current templates where the url is prepended with "m.". i guess nobody does this anymore in the face of "mobile first responsive design" but its still another avenue
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Nov 10, 2015 23:59
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Valeyard posted:its hard enough to design for "mobile first" on a clean project, but doing it for this site is just never giong to work...unless you do what you are doing
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Nov 11, 2015 00:21
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use one of the many terrible gamefaqs board clones
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Nov 11, 2015 00:28
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Lowtax posted:Fortunately I am doing what I am doing so it will eventually work. The only real downside to doing it this way, besides the needless complexity and amount of time required to code it, is that pages restyled using jQuery sometimes have the nasty tendency to, upon loading, display the original / non-redesigned page briefly, before jQuery has a chance to re-render it. So you'll see a momentary flash of the old design before the new one loads, and that personally drives me batty!!! what if you have a script that kicks in, before the page has finished loading, and detects mobile/not mobile if not mobile then it loads the normal forums.combined + other forum specific scripts if mobile then it only loads the mobile javascript that would mean you wouldnt have to restyle and remove anything that is currently added/modified by forums.combined and it should lessen the effect of the old page appearing first - since you are just styling the base source, the same way the forums.combined script currently does for the main site if that makes sense
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Nov 11, 2015 00:29
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nothing in web dev makes any sense
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Nov 11, 2015 00:29
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Lowtax posted:My 10-year old daughter said "I took an online quiz and it asked me if I'd rather spend time earning Bitcoins or doing something to earn real money, and I chose Bitcoins because it was funnier" imagine humor but with bitcoins
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Nov 11, 2015 00:30
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you've rescued this thread and now it is good again
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Nov 11, 2015 00:31
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Lowtax posted:I want my day and night job to be writing stupid loving jQuery to scrape and redesign content on a forum whose software is 243 years old and was coded back before mobile devices even existed, so any mobile detection has to be done by either css or jQuery and then load the original page shortly before rewriting nearly all of it this immediately looks like the wrong approach, but given the state of the forums i'm willing to believe that this is actually the best way to do it Lowtax posted:Fortunately I am doing what I am doing so it will eventually work. The only real downside to doing it this way, besides the needless complexity and amount of time required to code it, is that pages restyled using jQuery sometimes have the nasty tendency to, upon loading, display the original / non-redesigned page briefly, before jQuery has a chance to re-render it. So you'll see a momentary flash of the old design before the new one loads, and that personally drives me batty!!! this will be pretty hard to fix though, given your constraints
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Nov 11, 2015 00:38
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Lowtax posted:https://drive.google.com/a/somethingawful.com/file/d/0B72oTkmUPNFrVmwtTEtIeTh3NHM/view?usp=sharing yikes that doesn't look fun to maintain at all
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Nov 11, 2015 01:38
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Smythe posted:no. cept for ppl i vendetta probe 🚜
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Nov 11, 2015 01:46
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Cat Face Joe posted:there's already one in gbs and it's worse than the one here no they sent their bitcoin thread to byob
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Nov 11, 2015 03:02
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Hogge Wild posted:also lowtax, could you please change my donation tag to Buglord no.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:07
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bitcoin is just an exchange rate between drug dealers and money launderers cashing out and drug consumers and money launderers buying bitcoin as an anonymising service is there really any more to talk about also when did the pos become helldump
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Nov 11, 2015 08:39
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Lowtax posted:Fortunately I am doing what I am doing so it will eventually work. The only real downside to doing it this way, besides the needless complexity and amount of time required to code it, is that pages restyled using jQuery sometimes have the nasty tendency to, upon loading, display the original / non-redesigned page briefly, before jQuery has a chance to re-render it. So you'll see a momentary flash of the old design before the new one loads, and that personally drives me batty!!! take your time and make it awesome we can wait
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Nov 11, 2015 08:42
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lowtax maybe you should upgrade your forum software, its literally that easy
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Nov 11, 2015 08:43
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is the forums  yet?
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Nov 11, 2015 09:13
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web dev sounds like an awful helllpit full of fiery demon jizz just standing in the pit more demon jizz raining down all the time (the jizz is new backend languages/tech)
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Nov 11, 2015 09:37
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restyling using jqeury looks wrong but knowing most ancient php it has no concept of templates despite being a templating language, and happily includes random php files and mixes logic and depends on a awful mess of global variables that have to be defined in a certain order
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Nov 11, 2015 09:54
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AtomD posted:web dev sounds like an awful helllpit full of fiery demon jizz
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Nov 11, 2015 17:34
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crumbbum 2k
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Nov 11, 2015 18:20
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lowtax please dont close the forums
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Nov 11, 2015 20:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FljB77I1f-k
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Nov 11, 2015 20:26
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Valeyard posted:[video type="youtu"]FljB77I1f-k[/video]
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Nov 11, 2015 20:27
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Apparently there is a bug where the video tag regex can't handle youtu.be links very well
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Nov 11, 2015 20:29
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velayrd did you try out my site laddy
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Nov 11, 2015 20:33
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pram posted:velayrd did you try out my site laddy Wait what, no. I can't see a thread, spill the deets
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Nov 11, 2015 20:36
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Valeyard posted:Wait what, no. I can't see a thread, spill the deets eirka.com pram make a thread
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Nov 11, 2015 21:19
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I like your forums lowtax
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Nov 12, 2015 00:23
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echinopsis posted:eirka.com Cheers mate 
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Nov 12, 2015 00:31
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Valeyard posted:hold on, doesnt moo cow also have some scots staying with him just now?!? I offered them a case of beer if they would work another week. They drank the beer that night then hosed off. loving scots,
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Lowtax posted:I did 9/11
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