lowtax needs your $$$$

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

pk needs our love, and I might not agree with him on anything but I made a commitment to him, he is "ok"

# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:09

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:49

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

hey lowtax i bought no-ads

# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:12

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

shitface posted:

MySQL is fine for its intended purpose and more than adequate for running a dying forum. at some point you still have to know what the gently caress you're doing though

do you defend php too

# ? Nov 1, 2015 11:43

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Millstone posted:

BECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

i blame your posting

# ? Nov 1, 2015 12:22

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

don't worry guys i'm sure the forum will stay afloat forever using the money lowtax gets for serving up virus-riddled banner ads to the seven people in the world still not using adblock

# ? Nov 1, 2015 12:25

go play outside Skyler: Nov 7, 2005

can't believe these idiots have been running their own servers for so long. get in the cloud you morons

# ? Nov 1, 2015 14:08

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Larry Parrish posted:

I think PleasureKevin should be brutally beaten to death with a tire iron, or maybe a star wrench. That's just how I feel.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 14:39

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Kid CUDA posted:

can't believe these idiots have been running their own servers for so long. get in the cloud you morons

i can believe it

SA is a shambling mess of 15 years of amateur hacks built out of reinvented wheels, all fueled by stubborn ignorance and a refusal to believe there is any other way of doing things

# ? Nov 1, 2015 14:45

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT: Jun 30, 2008

remake sa as a spotify-esque service where you pay a subscription to read and post makers get paid on the basis of views and or quotes (with extra royalties for empty quotes)

# ? Nov 1, 2015 15:43

pram: Jun 10, 2001

SO DEMANDING posted:

i can believe it

SA is a shambling mess of 15 years of amateur hacks built out of reinvented wheels, all fueled by stubborn ignorance and a refusal to believe there is any other way of doing things

uhh no offense but this is the worlds most advanced forum software idiot - loetaxxe

# ? Nov 1, 2015 16:18

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I post as a public service and also part of my parole agreement to work with disadvantaged youth. please don't turn this safe space into a crass commercial enterprise

# ? Nov 1, 2015 16:22

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

poty posted:

i blame your posting

So do i

# ? Nov 1, 2015 18:31

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

is this it?

is this the thread that gets yospos shut down?

# ? Nov 1, 2015 19:32

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

specifically it was your post in the thread

# ? Nov 1, 2015 19:36

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

someone donate to lowtax to get me a new AV

ok.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:34

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Nash Regex posted:

ok.

hahaha

# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:53

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Nash Regex posted:

ok.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:58

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

lmfao lowtax is literally begging for dollars because the alternative would involve making something that people find funny, and maybe renaming gbs to "purple monkey dishwasher" isn't going to cut it

# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:02

Raere: Dec 13, 2007

has no one made a DB2 joke yet

# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:02

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

a motion before the yospos council

smythe please probate moo cow every time he shameless begs for a new av as his request has now been fulfilled

# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:07

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Space-Pope posted:

lmfao lowtax is literally begging for dollars because the alternative would involve making something that people find funny, and maybe renaming gbs to "purple monkey dishwasher" isn't going to cut it

i believe you'll find a curated, handcrafted collection of hilarious content on the something awful front page

# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:12

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Nash Regex posted:

ok.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:42

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

mishaq posted:

a motion before the yospos council

smythe please probate moo cow every time he shameless begs for a new av as his request has now been fulfilled

I second

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:01

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

It's more typical to write it out as "dBASE III" but that's lowtax for ya

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:04

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

http://db3corp.com/

now i know what lowax is gonna spend our dollars on, the weed

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:34

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

jokes on lowtax, i deployed 3 databases labelled db1, db2 and db4

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:48

Ghost of SA Past: Sep 16, 2015

Millstone posted:

BECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

Is there a contingency plan in place if Lowtax does hurl himself off a bridge? Who takes over the forums?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:06

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

someone donate to lowtax to get me a new AV

check your private messages before you wreck your private messages

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:09

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

also i have a spare avatar cert if anybody really needs it

like, really needs it. it's an emergency cert.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I like the forums

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:25

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

also i have a spare avatar cert if anybody really needs it

like, really needs it. it's an emergency cert.

give it to smythe

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

a bribe, you say?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:31

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Ghost of SA Past posted:

Is there a contingency plan in place if Lowtax does hurl himself off a bridge? Who takes over the forums?

we move to goons.yospos

it's part of the new goons hierarchy on Usenet, coming soon to an ISP near you

# ? Nov 2, 2015 02:04

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Ghost of SA Past posted:

Is there a contingency plan in place if Lowtax does hurl himself off a bridge? Who takes over the forums?

yes, there's totally a hot spare admin ready to fail over in case the first one goes down.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 02:24

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

bobbilljim posted:

jokes on lowtax, i deployed 3 databases labelled db1, db2 and db4

# ? Nov 2, 2015 02:33

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

The Management posted:

hot spare admin

page me

# ? Nov 2, 2015 02:45

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Smythe posted:

yipes, artosis, and hell even dj wheat ftw

artosis, dj wheat, tasteless, and day9 are the best casters.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 03:09

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

someone at work was saying how total biscuit was great and how he's sad he has cancer

i said "he's a horrible pile of human poo poo, treats everyone with contempt, is mostly wrong with his opinions, is generally wrong with his casting, and is a complete waste of air", and he flipped his poo poo

lol

# ? Nov 2, 2015 03:28

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

i, too, care about internet video game man

# ? Nov 2, 2015 03:49

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Migishu posted:

someone at work was saying how total biscuit was great and how he's sad he has cancer

i said "he's a horrible pile of human poo poo, treats everyone with contempt, is mostly wrong with his opinions, is generally wrong with his casting, and is a complete waste of air", and he flipped his poo poo

lol

total biscuit is the worst

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

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