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Nov 3, 2015 07:26
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lowtax should just put up the paywall again on the star citizen thread
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Nov 3, 2015 11:24
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q to lowtax: in what way does db 3 handle Gateway/ 502 Errors as you claim in your post?
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Nov 3, 2015 14:26
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Is db3 the server that has the "titan" database?
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Nov 3, 2015 15:25
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In what server does yospos reside? Would be a shame if it had an ... accident
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Nov 3, 2015 16:00
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please don't bait lowtax into this thread
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Nov 3, 2015 16:13
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pram pissed off lowtax pretty hard, I doubt he'll be back to yospos soon
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Nov 3, 2015 16:40
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i never got that, why doesn't he just pay vbulletin fr the loving upgrae
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Nov 3, 2015 17:31
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no upgrade is possible. he has to start from scratch
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Nov 3, 2015 17:43
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pram posted:no upgrade is possible. he has to start from scratch upgrading would be pretty much going from scratch like lol if you think radium's additions would accept any upgrade peacefully in a sane way no, radium's code is like a foreign object, a parasite keeping everything together in a very delicate house of cards
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Nov 3, 2015 17:49
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new forum software isn't going to solve the gbs problem
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Nov 3, 2015 17:53
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Symbolic Butt posted:upgrading would be pretty much going from scratch I didn't say to upgrade. I said to start from scratch, with any forum software. the TCO of that would be far lower than the probably half million dollars dumped into the development and upkeep of this pos. the real problem is this site requires a developer, and he can't afford it anymore. in addition he only trusts a small coterie of people with questionable experience and skill to make changes. he can't afford the next time the database shits the bed. and there's no one doing preventative maintenance.
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Nov 3, 2015 18:13
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oh but hey maybe moving to teh cloud will fix it
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Nov 3, 2015 18:15
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pram posted:I didn't say to upgrade. I said to start from scratch, with any forum software. the TCO of that would be far lower than the probably half million dollars dumped into the development and upkeep of this pos. the real problem is this site requires a developer, and he can't afford it anymore. in addition he only trusts a small coterie of people with questionable experience and skill to make changes. he can't afford the next time the database shits the bed. and there's no one doing preventative maintenance.
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Nov 3, 2015 18:16
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pram posted:oh but hey maybe moving to teh cloud will fix it I KNOW. THE CLOUD"
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Nov 3, 2015 18:18
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he's following people's suggestions of ditching the servers and moving to the cloud sounded reasonable to me one year ago, it's not too late
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Nov 3, 2015 18:25
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Usenet would really be the cloud I found a bespoke artisanal NNTP server written in Python that exists specifically to act as a front end to other forum software
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Nov 3, 2015 18:32
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the cloud is finally coming to yospos?
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Nov 3, 2015 18:34
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the shitposts will finally be in the butt, where they belong
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Nov 3, 2015 18:42
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pram posted:I didn't say to upgrade. I said to start from scratch, with any forum software. the TCO of that would be far lower than the probably half million dollars dumped into the development and upkeep of this pos. the real problem is this site requires a developer, and he can't afford it anymore. in addition he only trusts a small coterie of people with questionable experience and skill to make changes. he can't afford the next time the database shits the bed. and there's no one doing preventative maintenance. exactly. in addition, lowtax should not be in charge of any hardware. he should be paying for cloud servers.
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Nov 3, 2015 19:24
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The SA uncreative clod
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Nov 3, 2015 19:25
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his cj skills are... something awful
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Nov 3, 2015 19:27
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if "moving to the cloud" is just doing a p2v of all the forums servers, lmao
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Nov 3, 2015 20:35
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I copied the database to Microsoft one drive, although I had to create 790 new accounts to get that much storage on their free tier what now?
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Nov 3, 2015 20:53
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mishaq posted:if "moving to the cloud" is just doing a p2v of all the forums servers, lmao yes it's just a lift and shift lol
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Nov 3, 2015 21:35
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lowtax should introduce something awful minutes $6.99 - 1000 minutes of something awful $12.99 - 1500 minutes $2999 - 3000 minutes + free star citizen ship designed by lowtax
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Nov 3, 2015 22:23
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like i have no idea if its complete poo poo or not as alternative but doesn't vanilla forum literally have all the features of SA available in plugin form and a supported cloud service
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Nov 3, 2015 22:25
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Fabricated posted:like i have no idea if its complete poo poo or not as alternative but doesn't vanilla forum literally have all the features of SA available in plugin form and a supported cloud service turns out giving your buddy from planetquake unrestricted access to your main source of income isn't a great idea
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Nov 3, 2015 22:33
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don't even bother with a database migrator, literally just write a script to scrape html and generate a new database from that
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Nov 3, 2015 22:37
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turn off the server to save on bandwidth and sell the box so you can put money towards cloud
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Nov 3, 2015 22:43
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i look forward to when the site dies and lowtax makes the code available so all of you can tell me how jank it is and i wont appreciate a word of it
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Nov 3, 2015 22:51
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The Management posted:don't even bother with a database migrator, literally just write a script to scrape html and generate a new database from that a 1000 iphones running a modified awful.app over a local wifi network
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Nov 4, 2015 00:30
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mishaq posted:a 1000 iphones running a modified awful.app over a local wifi network SA.sqlite
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Nov 4, 2015 04:36
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The Management posted:SA.sqlite SQLite? just use Fossil, SQLite's bespoke artisanal distributed SCM, for both post storage and the web server itself
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Nov 4, 2015 04:48
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Let's write the forum web server in 30 lines of erlang and use a Cassandra database
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Nov 4, 2015 09:08
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Hellz yeah lets use a LYME stack
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Nov 4, 2015 09:15
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Valeyard posted:Hellz yeah lets use a LYME stack Lync Server, YAML, Mongo and Exchange??
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Nov 4, 2015 09:18
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according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LYME_%28software_bundle%29 it's linux plus some erlang poo poo nobody's ever heard of even better is there's a variant called "LYCE"
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Nov 4, 2015 09:25
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last yn, mirst eut
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Nov 4, 2015 09:29
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my stepdads beer posted:Lync Server, YAML, Mongo and Exchange?? I wish It's Linux, YAWS (Erlang web server), Mnesia (Erlang DB) and..well Erlang I don't know how front end works, is there a template language involved?
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Nov 4, 2015 09:30
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