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lets save the site
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 22:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:08 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:didn't you offer to save the site but he did not reply? drat hes editing my posts, trying to cover up this travesty!!!
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 22:13 |
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A former decorated member of the YouTube Let's Play community needs your support!
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 09:32 |
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The SA uncreative clod
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 19:25 |
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Let's write the forum web server in 30 lines of erlang and use a Cassandra database
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 09:08 |
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Hellz yeah lets use a LYME stack
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 09:15 |
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my stepdads beer posted:Lync Server, YAML, Mongo and Exchange?? I wish It's Linux, YAWS (Erlang web server), Mnesia (Erlang DB) and..well Erlang I don't know how front end works, is there a template language involved?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 09:30 |
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BeOSPOS posted:$420.69 must be ... 'bonerhitler" someone please do this
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 22:23 |
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wait, i didnt donate anything yet why do i have that thing
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 22:24 |
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I'll donate 69 bucks if he provides a receipt from a hocker for 1 x blowjob
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 20:46 |
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making a tuna sandwich
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 14:20 |
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Lowtax posted:If you guys want to make fun of me in a more conductive environment, I believe there's still an offsite forum solely dedicated to obsessing over everything I do and explaining why it's all wrong and bad and stupid. This isn't "obsessing over everything you do", its having lols at a forum wide sticky talking about moving the forums backend to the cloud. Do you expect people not to talk about it lol pram posted:you guys are creepy, bitter, weird btw *rattles donation jar in your face* Lol
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 19:25 |
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emoji posted:Having a laugh mate? Laugh at thing? Better direct everyone to the offsite that has been doxxing me on the reg for the last decade, they could use some more bitter users with vendettas against me
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 19:30 |
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Yo Lowtax can we get a look at the mobile site you've been working on, I'm getting sick of awful.apk asking me to relogin every 30 seconds and it would be nice to use the native site
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 19:34 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm still working on layout, but functionality is all there. Cool thanks, that's looking pretty good
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 19:42 |
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Valeyard fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Nov 10, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 20:20 |
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Space-Pope posted:if you're talking about the stuff valeyard quoted, please remember that it was in response to stuff at the date posted, and that he did say some hosed up poo poo about myself well before i railed on him btw i dont have anything against you, i just thought the obsessive posts were a bit odd
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 21:04 |
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echinopsis posted:we just had some scots staying upstairs in our airbnb hold on, doesnt moo cow also have some scots staying with him just now?!? most other scottish folk ive met, that arent my mates, are cunts. and there definetely seems like a weird balance of hot chicks with suspect looking guys tracksuit bottoms and jogging trousers/sweat pants are the true scottish attire
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 21:24 |
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echinopsis posted:this was just two nights. theya re working in queenstown this is pretty good too, but i dont think anyone will understand it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08&hd=1
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 21:28 |
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how is the airbnb thing going btw
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 21:29 |
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Smythe posted:drat. now thats paper yeah no kidding, jesus glad to hear its going well
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 21:45 |
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Lowtax posted:jQuery its ownage
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 22:53 |
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sell the bitcoin thread
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:06 |
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i just want my day job to be writing javascript all day
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:11 |
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OSI bean dip posted:node.js lets you write so close to the metal thats the opposite of what i need
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:18 |
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Lowtax posted:I want my day and night job to be writing stupid loving jQuery to scrape and redesign content on a forum whose software is 243 years old and was coded back before mobile devices even existed, so any mobile detection has to be done by either css or jQuery and then load the original page shortly before rewriting nearly all of it to be honest, like you say, since youre working on top of years of work. its hard enough to design for "mobile first" on a clean project, but doing it for this site is just never giong to work...unless you do what you are doing and just remove all the junk and shuffle everything around on each page load the other option would be serving up new, mobile based, templates for all current templates where the url is prepended with "m.". i guess nobody does this anymore in the face of "mobile first responsive design" but its still another avenue
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:59 |
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Lowtax posted:Fortunately I am doing what I am doing so it will eventually work. The only real downside to doing it this way, besides the needless complexity and amount of time required to code it, is that pages restyled using jQuery sometimes have the nasty tendency to, upon loading, display the original / non-redesigned page briefly, before jQuery has a chance to re-render it. So you'll see a momentary flash of the old design before the new one loads, and that personally drives me batty!!! what if you have a script that kicks in, before the page has finished loading, and detects mobile/not mobile if not mobile then it loads the normal forums.combined + other forum specific scripts if mobile then it only loads the mobile javascript that would mean you wouldnt have to restyle and remove anything that is currently added/modified by forums.combined and it should lessen the effect of the old page appearing first - since you are just styling the base source, the same way the forums.combined script currently does for the main site if that makes sense
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FljB77I1f-k
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 20:26 |
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Apparently there is a bug where the video tag regex can't handle youtu.be links very well
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 20:29 |
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pram posted:velayrd did you try out my site laddy Wait what, no. I can't see a thread, spill the deets
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 20:36 |
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echinopsis posted:eirka.com Cheers mate
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 00:31 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I offered them a case of beer if they would work another week.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 20:38 |
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Sweevo posted:three man in traditional scottish dress, pictured at a formal scottish banquet, right before the main course - deep-fried mars bars and cans of stella - is served. I'd send someone a bottle of bucky for Christmas but I wouldn't want to see the fallout
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 21:32 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:08 |
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Sagebrush posted:i tried irn-bru once, didn't really see the appeal. it tastes like bubble gum. inca kola is the same way, i like the logo and the name but the actual product is so so. If its not BARS original irn bru then there's no point even looking at it, it will taste like poo poo
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 09:55 |