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Hector Beerlioz posted:If you do a bunch of drugs, Volume's posting begins to make sense
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Karma Monkey posted:They also travel with the Renaissance Festival troupes in the summer months to provide the rubbery half-cooked turkey legs to all the Milords and Miladies. HUZZAH! 13Pandora13 posted:Every time I see these they look and smell like ham. Karma Monkey posted:Well, I'm sure the look/smell is a lot worse when they wrestle those corsets off.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:39 |
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spacetoaster posted:With modern materials and engineering I'd ride a hydrogen aircraft. zedprime posted:I'm going to go out on a limb and say the relevant major breakthroughs in modern engineering are your choice of risk management tools that should all come to the conclusion of "you know what, lets not make a hydrogen dirigible."
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 19:55 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:John Cena hold the record for most Make-A-Wish appearances EugeneJ posted:Also holds record for "Most kids dead soon after hearing your inspirational speech"
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:39 |
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I put my phone down and did some other stuff for a few minutes before I got this one, lol
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:06 |
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Loki_XLII posted:dang, this jessica jones lady sure has some real jessi cajones.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 14:44 |
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Eponine posted:How fuckable are trans athletes? Shayu posted:I just say they make better twinks not more fuckable. I do not think a person can be more able or less able to gently caress because of masculine or feminine feature. Only less or more able to gently caress if they have two penis (twice as able to gently caress) or maybe have disfigured genitals (less able to gently caress). This is how I understand fuckable (combination of gently caress (act of sex) and able). I hope this has cleared any confusion you have. Practical Demon posted:Can't even tell who's laying traps for who, at this point. goose fleet posted:I'm pretty sure this entire conversation is about laying traps
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 21:20 |
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Travis343 posted:Well uh, I uh, I read *farts* I read uh, in a study, that uh, doesn't exist, which is why I didn't link it and why you can't read it, uh *farts more, poops self a little* I read it, on the Internet, that uh, that *now making one continuous fart noise while pooping, seemingly endlessly* really, uh, women hitting men, is uh, just as bad *poop has reached knee height, sits down in poop* It's just as bad, if not worse, than men hitting women *lays down, continues pooping* and uh, really, who is to say which, uh, which party is at fault there *attendants with trowels come out and shape poop into Egyptian sarcophagus* and uh, I read this, so I'm pretty sure it's true? *is walled into a poop tomb with keyboard holes to allow continued posting on the Something Awful Forums*
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:26 |
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From the ban thread in GBS:Keith Stack posted:
Lowtax posted:I should make you a mod for this post Keith Stack posted:
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:46 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:From the ban thread in GBS: hahaha these are great
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:49 |
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Isaac posted:The new big big boss is my old little boss. Im gonna use this to slack off even more. Tiberius Thyben posted:How'd your penis get promoted before you did?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 09:33 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Do you really think no one anywhere owns two bunkers? Batman has a whole bunker cave under his house and he still has like 8 billion bunkers and safehouses and extra cars and suits seemingly in every single building in gotham. It's not really a plot hole that you dislike the number of bunkers a guy owns and think he could have made due with just one bunker.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 20:41 |
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AsexualAtheistAnime posted:making fun of oocc is kind of like being a drill instructor in the army and you're yelling at a guy for being a total fuckup and halfway through you notice he has a huge boner Goatstein posted:oocc is the pioneer of the "when threatened, squirt out a cloud of text everywhere like a goddamn squid" technique
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:26 |
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Flawlessly accurate
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:03 |
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Suitaru posted:actually i think you'll find that greeting the "fash" by attempting to "bash" them is not going to win any hearts and minds and perhaps you sh - *is pushed to ground, stomped on by jackboot*
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:29 |
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Can anyone post that one series of YOSPOS posts that ended up being about some Razer keyboard, The one where another dude was begging a mod to make it stop?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 23:06 |
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Neo_Crimson posted:Can anyone post that one series of YOSPOS posts that ended up being about some Razer keyboard, The one where another dude was begging a mod to make it stop? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 23:09 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:It's okay that was just a clone
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 01:22 |
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Shinjobi posted:One time when I was high school I dyed my hair black because I was genuinely curious about what it would look like. As a pale, pasty white kid black wasn't really the best choice for me, but I didn't care--I just wanted to see what it would look like. My sister took care of dyeing it, and my mom was not made aware of our plans. After getting home, now with a full head of black hair, I sat down on the couch in the living room and waited for my mom to notice. She was watching jeopardy at the time, and would not have noticed had I not gotten impatient after 10 minutes and made a comment about my hair. She stared at me for a second, then looked at my hair, then back at me. She spoke only two words, bewildered and confused:
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:07 |
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Guess the thread then pat yourself on the back for getting it right.kedo posted:"...and coming up after the break, we've heard of children raised by wolves, but have you ever heard of a child raised by Star Wars figurines? In this astonishing NBC 7 special report we learn how little Anakin Blue Story Veggiehater survived for four years, locked in a room with one hundred tiny Boba Fetts. Stay with us."
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 07:31 |
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Fuckin
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 07:45 |
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social vegan posted:dear jackie chani n heaven above thank you for this bread and rice the sweet kicks and sweeter tunes thank u for chris rock and punches too, a cool move where u squeeze through a tiny space and no stunt men thank you for the gag reels at the ends of ur movies and thank you for letting me be me and accepting that, i never wanted to be bruce lee either, i too wanted to be the first jackie chan
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:56 |
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GBS has a few collections of SA quotes. It's getting a bit redundant. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3752863 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3752827 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747541
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:37 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 17:41 |
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Nick Rivers posted:Transperson: How many children does a guy gotta rape to get properly gendered around here?!?!?!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:06 |
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TheBizzness posted:OP I bet it your high school was pretty quiet since all the girls turned down the Volume. Eh? Eh!?!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 04:48 |
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Phyzzle posted:GBS has a few collections of SA quotes. It's getting a bit redundant. Not really, comparing those threads to this one is like comparing the awkward/ugly thread to the terrible car stuff thread. Sure they both have weird, borderline eye-bleach worthy poo poo, but most ugly people don't end up that way ironically.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 05:25 |
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I don't know who the gently caress sean price is but there's some weird poo poo in GBS today.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 08:32 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:walking through a wooded area, hear a rustle behind me, see a flock of wild turkeys rush past me out of the corner of my eye. probably the closest ill ever get to experiencing jurassic park
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 14:36 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:This is like if Kramer joined ISIS and then called Jerry a few months later saying that he was tired of being there and needs a ride home. abigserve posted:Kramer: jerry, you gotta help me
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 22:41 |
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How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 22:51 |
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Das Boo posted:How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show? I would love an answer to this question, this is like 25% of the jokes on SA See also: [quote="somebody" post="???"] *George enters looking tired and dishevelled* George: Well, I got shut in the 'Schwitz last night. Jerry: You got shut in the 'Schwitz? George: I got shut in the 'Schwitz, baby! Elaine: Get OUT! How did this happen? George: The tour guide was an early locker... Jerry: Oh my God, he was an early locker!? George: Sun goes down, gates get locked... he was an early locker Jerry! Jerry: So...? How was it? George: Let's just say I'm never showering again. Elaine: You're never showering again...? George: NO MORE SHOWERS FOR GEORGIE! *Slap bass music / credits roll* [/quote]
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:50 |
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Das Boo posted:How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show? The formula is the right mix of cheesy and honest, while proposed skits are able to go beyond the cultural mores and limitations of 90s Network TV.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:59 |
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Kramer: "So Jerry, the new towel boy at the health club, he's a bugcatcher." Jerry: "A bugcatcher? What, like a dog catcher with a smaller net?" Kramer: "No, a bug catcher, Jerry. He gets off on the idea of getting HIV." Jerry : "Get outta here, there's no such thing." Kramer: "Oh, sure there is Jerry. These people, they just love the thought of somebody pozzing their neg holes." George: *snort* "Can you believe this Jerry? These people have perfectly good neg holes and they want to just throw them away." Jerry: "The nerve!" George: "I wish I had a neg hole." Kramer: "Jerry, you got to help me get Newman to sodomize the towel boy. He has a poz pole, you know." Jerry: "Newman has a poz pole?" Kramer: "A poz pole for a neg hole." Jerry: "Newman." *** Kramer [kramering through the door] "It's full blown AIDS, Jerry!"
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 02:54 |
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Das Boo posted:How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show? Wait really? You think that? For real?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 04:10 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Wait really? You think that? For real? GET OUTTA TOWN!
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 08:55 |
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Das Boo posted:How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show? You can identify more with the proposed skits' cultural references than the references of a quarter-century old TV show.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:32 |
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Seinfeld ended before cell phones and Internet access were common, everyday things.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:34 |
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I also hate Jerry Seinfeld's smug-rear end face, so that might have something to do with it.
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Well yeah, Seinfeld is the dictionary definition of a -rear end motherfucker who got way too rich way too young for his own creative good.
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