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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's a weird one, but it stops working the louder you get - try really belting it out and comparing that to a more subdued recital Something really weird happens when you get real loud with it. Highly recommend everyone try screaming it as loud as you can at least a couple of times.
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I just tried singing sissy hypno porn addiction to the tmnt theme and it was totally fine. Like yeah goons suck at meter most times but this wasn't one of them. What are you guys smoking I agree, I just really really wanted to use the TMNT font generator 
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Goons are bad at using the ninja turtle thing too. Only the last two syllables go on the bottom row.
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That website has really weird auto-formatting so I give goons a pass.
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freeedr posted:Goons are bad at using the ninja turtle thing too. Only the last two syllables go on the bottom row. It doesn't let you choose where the line breaks are.
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yeah I spent 5 entire minutes trying to figure out the autoformatting and gave up. In any case: Teen||age Mu||tant Nin||ja Tur||tles: 8 syllables Sis||sy Hyp||no Porn Ad||dic||tion: 8 syllables I don't see the problem here. Are people pronouncing words in some weird monosyllable and wrong way E: 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:yeah I spent 5 entire minutes trying to figure out the autoformatting and gave up. In any case: people are treating meter as if it's some unbreakable law and not as if you can stretch syllables and break whatever rules you want
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's a weird one, but it stops working the louder you get - try really belting it out and comparing that to a more subdued recital I’m already shouting all the time.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:people are treating meter as if it's some unbreakable law and not as if you can stretch syllables and break whatever rules you want the kirk johnson discussion was last page
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Karate Bastard posted:Is that when you read out porn ads? I really want this to be the replacement Mid-Atlantic accent of the 21st century.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:yeah I spent 5 entire minutes trying to figure out the autoformatting and gave up. In any case: counting syllables isn't enough, you also need to account for whether a syllable is stressed or not, which works in this case but is often where goons go wrong. Teen||age Mu||tant Nin||ja Tur||tles: 8 syllables Sis||sy Hyp||no Porn Ad||dic||tion: 8 syllables
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It's non-iambic. The opposite of that. Trochic? edit: Trochaic
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No you're thinking of the Pokemon.
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Carthag Tuek posted:counting syllables isn't enough, you also need to account for whether a syllable is stressed or not, which works in this case but is often where goons go wrong. What kind of syllable wouldn't be stressed in today's world 
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credburn posted:It's non-iambic. The opposite of that. Trochic? It is iambic though e: wait no it isn't, it is trochaic, like Hiawatha. I am very tired, sorry ee: wait maybe it is. drat I can't tell. I am going to go lie down HopperUK has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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I sing Porna Diction like a normal person and it works perfectly.
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Lobok posted:I sing Porna Diction like a normal person and it works perfectly. Is tnis your Porna Diction diction?
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Tree Bucket posted:Is tnis your Porna Diction diction? Please don't make fun of my Porna Diction diction addiction.
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you're welcome
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Porna Diction is my burlesque name
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Lobok posted:Please don't make fun of my Porna Diction diction addiction. I just can't get enough of carefully pronouncing the name of your crippling dependency on Porna diction diction
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I just tried singing sissy hypno porn addiction to the tmnt theme and it was totally fine. Like yeah goons suck at meter most times but this wasn't one of them. What are you guys smoking The image layout is incorrect. The meter is two syllable chunks and to achieve this you need to rearrange porn addiction to porn addiction. This is incredibly basic, incredibly important stuff.
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-PYF weekly KPI assessment- rear endess baseline acoustics of Kirk Johnson's distended anus: Complete Establish sissy hypno porn alignment with TMNT logo pronunciation: Complete Middle East peace negotiations: Pending Bottom line: Great work team! Fantastic adjustment to unforseen items. Management would like to see traction on I/P line item, but we're delegating this to D&D next quarter.
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HopperUK posted:e: wait no it isn't, it is trochaic, like Hiawatha. I am very tired, sorry If you haven't already read it, I strongly recommend Lewis Carroll's Hiawatha parody, which starts with an introduction in trochaic meter all about how easy it is to rattle off trochaic verse
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Antivehicular posted:If you haven't already read it, I strongly recommend Lewis Carroll's Hiawatha parody, which starts with an introduction in trochaic meter all about how easy it is to rattle off trochaic verse ratt le off tro cha ic verse
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:for some reason i have had multiple nightmares that have ended with me getting shot at with a shotgun Saint Freak posted:Ah yes, "The American Dream"
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Tree Bucket posted:ratt le off tro cha ic verse Still doesn't fit the meter goddamn you people
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shut up nerds you can stress whatever syllables you want
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:shut up nerds you can stress whatever syllables you want Yeah like my friends from Edmonton who say they watch TEE-vee.
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teenAGE muTANT ninJA turTLES
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IGgy IGsen posted:teenAGE muTANT ninJA turTLES Yeah, when sung, but when spoken the stresses are the other way around.
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Karate Bastard posted:Still doesn't fit the meter goddamn you people pluralize verse and it's fine IGgy IGsen posted:teenAGE muTANT ninJA turTLES
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Karate Bastard posted:Still doesn't fit the meter goddamn you people poo poo, we finally broke the logo generator 
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teaching goons the word "scansion" was a mistake
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loving finally someone did it right
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