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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'll take two

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Karate Bastard posted:

Now could a bot do this :goatsecx:

No bott stuff

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

canyoneer posted:

No bott stuff

ok some bot stuff

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

gschmidl posted:

4:42am, restate my assumptions: One, DEI is the woke mind virus. Two, everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three, if you graph these numbers extremely dishonestly, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are wokes everywhere in mathematics.

*drills into own head*

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

little munchkin posted:


       

can’t believe ya’ll are sleeping on this one

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Christ, if only.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:qqpeters: Goon Meets › [Calgary] Crack addiction celebration station :qqpeters:

NOT PICTURED posted:

this thread is for me to post crap in

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok that's enough podcasts for you for a while.

Click through for the funniest probe I've seen all week

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Karate Bastard posted:

Click through for the funniest probe I've seen all week

Man you can learn anything from podcasts.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Karate Bastard posted:

Click through for the funniest probe I've seen all week

:lmao:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Beautiful

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Regarding the cybertruck:

deoju posted:

lmao at a car that can't get wet.

Kuros posted:

Perfect for a Ben Shapiro endorsement.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

credburn posted:

If someone is playing multiple characters in a sketch and "someone is playing multiple characters in a sketch" isn't the point of the joke, then it's not funny, it's just awkward, maybe a little sad, and the opposite of funny.

cohsae posted:

Post a video of you saying this and someone else agreeing.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Archer666 posted:

The thing is, there was a period where PT was blatantly copying Contra to a weird degree. You can see a switch in the presentation of PT's vids the moment Contra gets big which lasts for a good several years. (I think it stopped anyway, I stopped watching PT a few years ago). So she does have a good point about PT copying her shtick.

Runa posted:

forgot what thread this was in and my brain immediately starting running through my memory of what happened in various konami games

the online creators thread

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I went to an anime con in, I think, 2001 and during a cosplay contest a cute girl with terrible breath wearing a maid outfit sat next to me and talked about her dungeons and dragons character at an incredible pace, nonstop for over an hour while touching and grabbing my arm and shoulder. I think I said like 20 words, total.

Later I was simultaneously upset and relieved that I was too stupid to recognize what was going on and make a move.

I bought the entirety of Bastard! on VHS at that con, which was rad.

Coolguye posted:

imho you should simply be relieved. i've made moves a few times in those situations and regretted it 100% of the time.

this is not a joke post con tail is just not worth it at all

lobster shirt posted:

[trying to sound casual] i errr uhh have also had sex

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I'd also like to express my fondness for con tail.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

chemtails

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Every day they're out there chasing

freeedr posted:

chemtails

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



outhole surfer posted:

installed security cameras at my workshop and upon reviewing the footage for the first time, discovered i have a bald spot forming. yey.

mystes posted:

I think you might have accidentally installed insecurity cameras

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

nice

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Super behind but I just got to this post combo organically and lol at the foreshadowing.

voiceless anal fricative posted:

our petrol vapoured oil baroness IK

some plague rats posted:

If I was ever going to buy myself a redtext

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187318


Edit: What the heck? Another one?

some plague rats posted:

lmao who changed my title

Oddhair has a new favorite as of 19:17 on Apr 26, 2024

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oddhair posted:

Super behind but I just got to this post combo organically and lol at the foreshadowing.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187318

~an idea is born~

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oddhair posted:

Super behind but I just got to this post combo organically and lol at the foreshadowing.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187318

Lmao

When's our next self-harassment saga gonna happen? Feels like we're running behind this year

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Oddhair posted:

Super behind but I just got to this post combo organically and lol at the foreshadowing.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187318

oh heck

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lmao

When's our next self-harassment saga gonna happen? Feels like we're running behind this year

Has it been a year since the Discord rape admin thing?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The what now

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phlegmish posted:

The what now

It has in fact been a little over thirteen months.

everythingWasBees posted:

hello. I'm probably going to permanently lose my account over this, but podima is probably not a good choice for an admin. they shouldn't even be a mod but he was well liked and spent months doing damage control so I didn't feel like stirring the pot.

on some of the games that they helped host and run, they have:

specifically designed the games so that people are forbidden from discussing for sharing concerns with one another because it "spoil the plot' and created situations where staff can't be held accountable for anything that happens. in doing so they basically go against every safety and community guideline for pretty much every modern RP community.

It’s in the Goldmine, so I’ll let you click through if you wish to read the rest.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Apr 25, 2024

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Phlegmish posted:

The what now

Prepare to enter a world "torn asunder" by timeless, unresolved conflicts -- a world of incomparable beauty, intrigue, and betrayal.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Platystemon posted:

It has in fact been a little over thirteen months.

It’s in the Goldmine, so I’ll let you click through if you wish to read the rest.

mods plls ban for offsite drama. qcs & goldmine stuff dont belong itt

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Anyone know much about Grand Soul Story?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2830250/Grand_Soul_Story/

I always love a solo developer doing their weird little best.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Carthag Tuek posted:

mods plls ban for offsite drama. qcs & goldmine stuff dont belong itt

outrageous let me at em

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Oddhair posted:

Super behind but I just got to this post combo organically and lol at the foreshadowing.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187318

I don't have it on hand, but when that all came out I remember someone making the post:

Wake up
Transphobic avatar that you make up

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

excellent, back to goon attempts at meter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HopperUK posted:

outrageous let me at em

ty, this si a safe space

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

HopperUK posted:

Anyone know much about Grand Soul Story?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2830250/Grand_Soul_Story/

I always love a solo developer doing their weird little best.

Looks like a fun game, but not a forum quote!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Subjunctive posted:

Looks like a fun game, but not a forum quote!

Here's a (funny) forum quote about a fun game, taken from The StarCraft II Zealot Zone › 1.2 Patch Discussion

V_Seven posted:

You can call me an rear end or idiot all you want but I did come here just trying to discuss something. If my words grate on you at least read them all before you tell me so. Otherwise you just come off as an rear end in a top hat when to me and I will say when I make my inevitable and long winded reply.

EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WHY IT HELPS WITH CURRENT BALANCE HAS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM BEEN SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF PLEASE BLIZZARD REVERT THIS CHANGE IT BREAKS THE GAME HERES WHY.

EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WHY IT HELPS WITH THE CURRENT BALANCE WAS TO BRING TO LIGHT A SPECIFIC ISSUE THAT IS NOW GOING TO NEED TO BE ADDRESSED THAT DID NOT EFFECT BALANCE BEFORE IN HIGH LEVEL GAMES BECAUSE ZERG/TOSS SIMPLY DID NOT DO WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING SHOULD BE DOABLE.

This is called talking things out to provide mutual enlightenment.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Platystemon posted:

It’s in the Goldmine,

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EorayMel posted:

Here's a (funny) forum quote about a fun game, taken from The StarCraft II Zealot Zone › 1.2 Patch Discussion

Godspeed You Goon! Emperor - intro (the void) / "in fact better serve other purposes, philological or historical, when it is studied for love" / GW street chant / V_Seven / interaction with a user interface or input device / [recording of 33.6k modem dialup handshake]

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Subjunctive posted:

Looks like a fun game, but not a forum quote!

It is true, I was in the wrong thread. But I like this thread a lot! So perhaps not so wrong after all.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
*Wonderwall starts playing in the distance*

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