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I'll have what he's having
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 16:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:34 |
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Everything about this is spot on, though
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 13:49 |
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People getting baffled/indignant over av changes is always funny as poo poo
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 21:40 |
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It's cool the entire Blue Story thread is about starwars and people in that thread also didn't get it
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 23:28 |
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Mans posted:Can you give a short summary about BFC girl? I haven't followd her since the summer, honestly because i just assumed the thread was gassed and she was banned The thread did a little tour of the forums which didn't really amount to much, Blue Story re-regged and had been diagnosed with gestational diabetes and then had a 2 month premature baby. Baby is currently living in a tube at the hospital and BS is back at work eating Atkins tv dinners and microwaved eggs instead of Taco Bell three times a day. I dont think she's mentioned what her husband is doing during all of this but apparently he did bother to witness the birth at all which is pretty surprising given that thread.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 04:20 |
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Old rear end forums need plenty of rest
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 17:59 |
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Today I logged in to the Something Awful Forums and a werthers original fell out of my DVD drive.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 21:16 |
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'hand beezy' is loving funny on its own though
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 02:39 |
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Party on, Darth!
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 13:53 |
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I wish when people said "this (group of people) makes me ashamed to do (stupid thing)" they would actually not do the stupid thing anymore rather than just doing it and smugly reassuring themselves they are better than the other people
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 16:30 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I had an ex that made me wear a fedora kinky
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 13:55 |
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Glad mom is still alive although death may have been a mercy at this point I guess
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 22:36 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? Mom fiend, so what
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:06 |
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a worthy uhh posted:He was blaming autocorrect on his iPhone. Heh
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 16:21 |
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Mans posted:reading old gbs threads is gonna be hilarious if cuck got filtered. finally, gbs might be funny
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 00:48 |
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Sleeveless posted:I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 03:16 |
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SMG is one of the best posters on this accursed website
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 21:27 |
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it. Kirk Johnson is a man you know very intimately, even if you've never seen his face.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 18:33 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)? There's a guy in that thread who says basically this, but then he learns what sounding actually is, and immediately comes back to the thread with "oh my God no I was wrong, you have to stop him"
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 23:56 |
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freeedr posted:
I didn't
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 13:51 |
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loquacius posted:I really like how if someone posts an image and I don't know what it's supposed to be, my knee-jerk impulse is to assume it's a Loss reference and it is right every time Oh my God you're right
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 17:38 |
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Tesseraction posted:d... dickloss I think we've talked about that thread enough, actually
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 01:02 |
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how is TCC not just a single post that says "smoke weed" like what other discussion about drugs do you even need to have.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 16:34 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Because TCC is different from BYOB yes TCC is funny sometimes
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 18:29 |
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I don't remember who said this or where I read it but I'm pretty sure it was on these forums "this my little brother fat mike, we call him global warming cause he appreciably raise sea level and our dad don't believe in him" Always makes me laugh
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 15:53 |
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massive spider posted:I'm requesting the post about superman beating bizzaro to death while crying if anyone has it. I posted this somewhere in BSS recently but couldn't find it before I left, and now I'm on my phone. I was never able to find the original post though. E: I can tell you it was posted by SlimGoodBody originally.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 14:05 |
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goose fleet posted:These are the sacrifices that we must make as a civilization to get rid of the possibility of those times when you're sitting there trying to lay a log in the toilet and someone comes in and starts styling themselves in front of the mirror and you're just holding it in and clenching and biting your lip and begging silently for them to leave and then they get a phonecall and your face starts going red from the exertion and they're just yapping and yapping and they make some snide comment about "haha yeah there's someone trying to take a dump in the bathroom omg lol" and they're giggling about it and you feel like your bowel movement is about to become a bowel revolution and then this person just strolls on by and instead of picking a far-off stall they pick the one right next to you and plop themselves right down and let off a few courtesy coughs that then turn into courtesy farts as they expect you to leave the bathroom first instead of them even though you were there in the first place so you stand up and you try to shuffle out of the stall with your legs tightly together to hold back the oncoming volcano and that's when the person suddenly leaves their stall and they make eye contact with you and assert their dominance and they have won and you have lost and as you start to tear up you lose control of yourself and start sharting all over the tiled bathroom walls and they're just laughing and uploading awkward shots of you to Instagram
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 03:27 |
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Minarch posted:Then this thread must be the death of humor That's all of pyf honestly
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 04:15 |
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He's right about one thing at least.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 18:04 |
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trapped mouse posted:In honor of the new thread title. Click at your own risk. is this really jon pop???
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:24 |
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thecluckmeme posted:jon poop john pop a squat
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 05:10 |
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atomicthumbs posted:who jon pop more like, who's not jon pop.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 13:11 |
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Machai posted:Debate about colonialism in the board games thread This isnt the awkward thread
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 00:42 |
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Volkerball posted:lol black moses Trig Discipline posted:Bam a lam
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 04:46 |
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he is the best poster on this or any forum
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 23:15 |
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I want to say she definitely married the guy anyway
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 00:27 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rebecca sounds artistic and fun! I would gently caress Rebecca
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 19:13 |
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I'm developing a fetish for seeing other people's fetishes backfire horribly and ruin their lives
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 14:40 |
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HaB posted:
Much like your sex life
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 20:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:34 |
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The funniest bit was how she'd hold both sides of a conversation because sometimes her star wars husband would just stare at her until she went away/stopped talking to him
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 22:29 |