- Dream Attack
- Feb 12, 2008
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manyak posted:
Imagine a healthy dinner with the following on the plate: a nice steak, a side salad with greens, tomato, etc. and dressing, and a dinner roll on the side. Not bad right?
Combine all of them onto one stacked pile and you have the components of the famously unhealthy food known as the Hamburger.
manyak posted:
A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement, save for one lone student, who sat smiling.
"You there," he gestured to the dissenter, " you claim this Hamburger is healthy? Exceptional claims require expecitonal evidence my dear boy," he contiinued smirking hugely, "please come and prove it."
The student calmly walked up to the lectern and began to disassemble the Hamburger sandwich-- first removing the buns and placing them to the side of a plate where they became the simple Dinner roll. Next he removed the hamburger meat which , upon placement of the plate, seemed like nothing more than a cut of prime Sirloin steak. As for the toppings of the burger they formed no more than a side salad.
"Well done young man" said the professor, who was Albert einstein. He continued to say "Now what is your name?", asking the student.
"Im adolf hitler" replied the student
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