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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? dammit, I post so rarely, and I've already wasted my 'You mom' joke for today, and now there's this open goal? dammit.
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I fell in love this this - 
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Inescapable Duck posted:I ate a bowl of shredded wheat for breakfast. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM BREAKFAST CEREAL INTO MY SLOT. IT’S SHREDDED WHEAT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH MY TEETH. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CHEWY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BREAKFAST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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C'mon, round the joke out. He also killed the guy who killed Hitler, so...
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From the Schadenfreude thread. Nice to see a good Your Mom burn from someone other than Trig Discipline.SubponticatePoster posted:It's customary to refer to someone by the highest position they've held. Bill Clinton was a governor, but is referred to as President Clinton. Hillary's proper term of address is Madame Secretary (Sec of State), though she was a First Lady and a Senator. TotalLossBrain posted:This is true and also why I am often referred to as "The Fuckmaster" Dumb Lowtax posted:It's also not hereditary. It's the highest office *you* held, you can't inherit your mom's title.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Does anyone remember a short story post about some guy discovering a civilization of sentient mice in his basement? He kinda helps them along and keeps them secret from his wife at first, but then she discovers them on her own and is just as enchanted by it as he is? There's no huge twist to it or anything, they just live in that house for decades and become this mouse tribe's guardians cause for the mice it's several generations. I'm only about 80% sure this was an SA thing but I've been thinking about it forever. I think that's Microcosmic God by Sturgeon.
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Drew is Da Share Zone? Ok, I didn't know that. Good for him.
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Pirate Radar posted:Strange aeons we live in. Nice.
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Captain Hygiene posted:*notices the infernal beating of your heart beneath the floorboards* OwO What's this?? Genuine lols here.
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A rare genuine lol on this dead forum. Thank you.
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More like oldpainless
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