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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Thank you for your service.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Palpek posted:

It was just the tip.

I'll have what she's having.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Karate Bastard posted:

Here lies Stymie...

He died as he lived, dead and gay.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Palpek posted:

Why come up with wacky examples of retarded posting when you could have just linked your own post history?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Anybody have the "deconstrivist humor, when done well" post that was the FYAD title for a while?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Thank you, I loved that original thread.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's much likelier to breed deer that are allergic to apples or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKDlEhFJm8

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Glad to see the ME:A devs can still get work. :unsmith:

Yes

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

funmanguy posted:

I found a funny quote that was originally posted in the Funny Quotes thread.

Also Bibs tried to have a conversation with ropekid in the new vegas thread about why new vegas was a bad game. That is funnier to me than the hot dog thing.

Anyone got a link to this?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

funmanguy posted:

In and around this quote

Thank you.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=s...NPdGkFZS4Ln4w5o

huh

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Roro posted:

Not the moustache or the hate for anyone not white/blonde/blue eyed?

Nope, it's the hair.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
And a constipated butthole

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Dead Reckoning posted:

Dr. Tim Whatley expressed his opinion of another goon's fashion choices by printing out his post and pissing on it.

Yeah that's a totally normal and not gross way to post.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Yeah that's a totally normal and not gross way to art.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Field Mousepad posted:

The tasteless tattoo thread has been rocking lately.

When you hit quote (like I just did) it links to who you're quoting. It helps if people want to read the original thread for context.


Fart.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

more like there hasn't been an original post in PYF for over six years

Only six? Good job guys!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
What is this thread, a salad?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Chichevache posted:

Cannot or wonnot?

likely both because I think last time someone did it a bunch of poo poo broke

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Guy Mann posted:

From the TVIV Twin Peaks thread.

I call bullshit on goons not being able to immediately recognize food.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Aesop Poprock posted:

I met a gay nazi dude at a punk show who was a huge fan of Ernst Rohm (or however that's spelled) and he was absolutely disgusted that I'd dated guys outside of my race cause he didn't believe in mixing races and I was like dude we're gay, you absolute moron. Do you think a black dude is gonna get me pregnant

wait, I thought that's how you make more gay black dudes

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Deltasquid posted:

Crazy girls use Apple products so the maker of that probably used whatever the mac equivalent of word is, where you can insert smileys directly from a drop-down menu or something. IDK, but those are definitely mac/iPhone smileys.

:zoid:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

sneakyfrog posted:

Hadnt learned the "sticking your weener in crazy" rule :smithfrog:

That's the weirdest interpretation of pegging I've ever seen.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EmmyOk posted:

I think about this every day

Wuss.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

This is a cool looking bobsled

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Solice Kirsk posted:

Was it the guy that had that super elaborate dick sucking machine and his boyfriend was like controlling porn sounds in his headphones and stuff?

Nah, that's the dude who got PTSD from cumming too hard.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
ha ha ha ha ha

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Sir Lemming posted:

A man and his date are dog rapists.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
RE the influx of lovely drivers in florida every year:

mod saas posted:

a man is watching a webcam of a tree in a park. in the background is a familiar northern skyline. it is autumn

as time passes, the man becomes more and more anxious. finally, a single leaf detaches from a branch and drifts lazily downward.

frantically the man turns two keys that unlock a cover over a large red button. his hand rests gently upon it. time slows as we see the reflection of this falling leaf in the man's eyes.

the leaf, at last, makes gentle perch upon the grass.

the man pushes the button.

on an idyllic Floridian highway, the sun is shining and buyers are singing. suddenly, all the amber alert activate simultaneously. every smartphone starts buzzing and beeping.

on the horizon, a cloud of dust, smoke, and fire billows larger and larger. someone opens their glove compartment to retrieve goggles and a bandana.

somewhere in the background, the roar of drums and guitars swells to an unmistakable crescendo

the snowbirds are coming, you say to yourself. and i am on the fury road

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EmmyOk posted:

That one was linked recently and the girl didn't get banned

People must be confusing it with the gi jo dirtbag thing

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048978

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Solice Kirsk posted:

There should be a SA sexual predator registry. You know, besides ADTRW.

Just going off of crime statistics, I'm betting you'll also need to reference this:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3781992

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

What are your thoughts on soup and sandwiches?

I like them for lunch but think it's kinda weird when people dunk their sandwich in their soup.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Who What Now posted:

What about grilled cheese and tomato soup?

This is the one time that is completely fine. I was imagining someone dunking their reuben in their potato soup, aka the german dip.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Who What Now posted:

That sounds delicious.

It's not like rude or anything to do that but just kinda weird to me. Not a huge deal, just a little thing that'd make me go "hmm" if I saw someone doing it at a cafe then I'd go back to my eating my lunch and trying to finish a crossword puzzle.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

What kind of soup are you eating that has sides

Bread bowl.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Kenny Logins posted:

You came in the spirit of peace but veered off with this quesadilla and tamale are sandwiches horse poo poo.

Anything's a sandwich if you're brave enough.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Is a French Dip a soup and a sandwich? :thunk:

Waiter I would just like a bowl of au jus. Yes you heard me right.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Collateral Damage posted:

And is there a standard size of person

Yes, there's a field called "anthropometry" that studies this, and basically a 50th percentile person is the "average."

If you're bored, NASA has a big manual on all the standards they use for designing things ergonomically. It also has one of my favorite diagrams, which demonstrates what is considered to be in reach of a person holding onto something in microgravity:


https://msis.jsc.nasa.gov/sections/section03.htm

For males:
179.9 cm (70.8in) tall

85,310 cm3 (5210 in3) volume

82.2 kg (181.3 lb) weight

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Collateral Damage posted:

What are the dimensions of a competition standard phone booth anyway? Is there an international governing body of phone booth stuffing?

one example:

https://martela.com/office-furniture/phone-booths/hush-phone-booth

Dimensions:
Width 135 cm
Height 220 cm
Depth 88 cm
volume: 2613600 cm3

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