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D-Pad posted:The best part is that since it happened other priests have come forward and said they said it like that. It's even better that one pretty well known priest was saying it right but he went back and watched a video of his own baptism and it was done that way which means he wasn't technically ever a Catholic which means he was never actually a priest so anything he has ever done as a priest is invalidated. It's very likely that if they could somehow review every baptism going back a few hundred years they would find because of this domino effect that at least half the church (possibly including the pope!) probably more is not actually Catholic and millions of people went to hell because none of their baptisms or confessions or last rites counted! Also due to this technicality, bears now retroactively have never poo poo in the woods
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To this day I sometimes involuntarily crack up at the mental image of some British explorers freezing their tits off out in the Fauklands and reaching over for another live penguin to chuck onto the bonfire
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cock hero flux posted:they also used to use the Galapagos Giant Tortoise as a way to store potable water, since they have a big storage pouch for it somewhere in their torso which is readily accessible if you flip them over and cut them open. this practice didn't last too long, since they realized pretty quickly that they were going to run out of tortoises(which were also so delicious that darwin famously spent most of his initial description of the species talking about how best to cook them), but conceivably there exists in history a scene of a group of intrepid British explorers idly plucking live penguins and hurling them onto a bonfire while casually refilling their canteens from the gaping chest wound of an overturned giant tortoise as it makes sad, slow, dying turtle moans The TRUE Full English Breakfast
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christmas boots posted:So Yakub is essentially Black Xenu? Man, the Blacula spinoffs started getting kinda weird with the later installments
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Hoteps are really just a subset of incels, even if only by convergence instead of direct lineage. It would be weird if incels had a direct lineage, after all
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Platystemon posted:
This picture is amazing I can't decide if my favorite part is Booth flying away like Peter Pan, Lincoln going "Oy, I need this like I need a hole in my head  ," the people in the next balcony over who mostly just look bored and annoyed at the play being interrupted, or the guys in the orchestra pit who look like they're about to use their instruments to do battle with the assassin.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Mario doesn't exist either Kirby, however, does actually exist, or at least he did https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kirby_(attorney)
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Empty Sandwich posted:itty bitty gangbang Is this the name of the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang porno spoof? ...wait oh god that would be a horrible idea 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Mind you, now I'm remembering an Andy Griffith (the Australian children's author) book having a parody of them where every other choice just had the protagonist die in ridiculously contrived ways. That's not much of a parody, most of those books really did follow the format of most of the endings just being the protagonist dying in some contrived creative hilariously gruesome way. They kinda worked on Sierra adventure game logic where seeing all the bad ends were half the fun
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Captain Hygiene posted:October 21, 2021: the day the Leper's Colony had enough traffic to temporarily take down a hosted image of a toad pooping Huh, never thought I'd see a toad turn back into a tadpole
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Joining the Mile-Deep Club
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Being an organ thief AND a cannibal is just begging for problems, that's some serious "getting high on your own supply" temptation right there
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:This bird has been my profile pic on my work Outlook for the last 4 years: That is a look that says "the second I'm free of your fleshy paw, I will rip the tongue out of your beakless mouth, I swear to God"
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Oposums would be more popular if it wasn't so easy to confuse them for enormous rats when you see them outside at night
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Typically how they get DNA from people who don't want to cough up a sample is offer them, like, coffee or a can of coke, and retrieve the cup/can/whatever from the trash. Killers have been convicted because they couldn't shake the habit of tossing cigarette butts wherever. Literally undone by habitual littering. Joke's on you, coppers! I only vape stuff that near-instantly denatures any DNA it touches! Try getting evidence off THAT! Ha! ... 
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I maintain to this day that The Little Mermaid would only be improved if Ariel and the other mermaids were horrifying anglerfish-looking fishmen. Everything else remains unchanged, same VAs and musical numbers and script and general animation direction, but Ariel's a Lovecraftian Deep One. e: basically gender-swapped PG-rated The Shape of Water, come to think of it
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SMG's shitposts made me reasses and unironically appreciate the Star Wars Prequels, so he's alright in my book
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tribbledirigible posted:E:fb No wonder Donald never bothers with pants
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CommissarMega posted:I would have thought it was more like a Pearl Jam. Huh, I'd have thought 10cc, myself
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What do you do when you're stuck in a seitch Vengeance for your father's death within reach Do you declare a Jihad and attack? Become the Kwisatz Haa-der-rach? I don't like the look of it Oompah Loompah Doopity Dath Know you must follow the Golden Path You will live in happiness too Like the Oompah Loompah Doopity do!
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I like my women like I like my coffee: with just a shitload of eggs
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Remember, in the event of an emergency, your seat cushion may be used as a smothering device
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