Malachite_Dragon posted:

There are exceptions- people perma'd as part of a bet (like ing for elections) are allowed to rereg with a new name, I thought?

Hexenritter posted:

plus if my experience with older women is any indicator, she'd develop an obsessive streak and write a letter including a picture of her sawing my head off in my sleep because I wouldn't sleep with her, or try to make me jealous by sending me a photo if a fireman she claims she's banging and how she let's him pee down her throat.

Yes, those both happened. No, I don't know why I volunteered that up. Yes, I'm already regretting it.

System Metternich posted:

Hirayuki posted:

Crossposting from the funny pictures thread: There's an awful photo of a newly pregnant woman next to a chalkboard of names, each more hideous than the one before, with all but the last terrible name crossed out; it's shown up on the forums a few times. Someone once responded to it with a post offering suggestions like "Autysm," which was even better than the photo. Does anyone have that at hand, or remember another one of the names for searching (since "Autysm" gets no joy)?

Bobby Digital posted:

I only like them when they get “jekrs” correct, so I like that one.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Arguably more historically accurate

Krankenstyle posted:

yea but why the boating knot puns though

Olaf The Stout posted:

As a native american, that first sentence sure put me in a bad mood.

Also it already happened.

http://www.slate.com/articles/healt..._off_by_an.html

"It’s estimated as many as nine out of 10 coastal Indians were killed in the epidemic between 1616 and 1619."

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Don't kill Hitler, don't make him a better artist, just negotiate the Treaty of Versailles to be less lovely to Germany. If you don't ruin the economy, he won't be so desperate after the war to wind up falling in with the NSDAP. Then maybe he just moves to America and becomes a scifi artist

Somfin posted:

Gettin' dangerously close to chili talk there

Gatekeeper posted:

one of my friends just sent me another slam poem i wrote and performed at open mic night in a whiskey/klonopin blackout, i wrote it out on a napkin at the bar and somehow the napkin ended up in her closet where she discovered it today, four years later:


edit: sorry, this was off topic threadwise but we have no "pyf slam poems you wrote whilst in a blackout" thread for some inconceivable reason

Facebook Aunt posted:

I know what you mean. I was watching DS9 recently and was very uncomfortable with Lwaxana Troi sexually harassing Odo. On the enterprise she was the councillor's mom so it wasn't quite as bad, but in the DS9 episode she's specifically there in her role as a top federation diplomat touring the station. She won't take a polite no for an answer, and he can't be rude because her official report could affect his position as security chief.

#Istandwithodo #metoo

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I'm not going to agree with you about somebody deserving harassment but Odo is definitely a fascist.

Breetai posted:

Does anybody have the movie pitch idea about the stoners in the Vatican?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I know that place, they've got something like 6 million records.

Sagebrush posted:

maybe don't go around inferring people's ethnic groups in general. i dunno,

fool_of_sound posted:

it is

Arivia posted:

The difference between what is morally right and what is legally right got LF shut down.

RCarr posted:

As someone who knows nothing about the game they all come off as extremely made up.

cock hero flux posted:

i've changed my mind, unban BoTL, he is doing god's work

Ghost Leviathan posted:

My guess was actually right. Albeit it's pretty much a wildcard.

Karate Bastard posted:

I mean thanks? I guess?

Why are you people clicking through the gas chamber again?

Captain Invictus posted:

Subjunctive posted:

Oh please link this.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I present this brief but delightful SA Mart thread (plus free bump for OP)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3894373

Kung Food posted:

I had to stop and think for a moment before posting about whether or not the big titty pixie girl from the G-rated movie for children should get a NSWF tag or not.

sebmojo posted:

We have been getting 200 new registrations a month for the last year, way down from peak but healthy enough imo

Lobok posted:

Gayngsters

dreamin of semen posted:

lol, bingo and there's thankfully more, though I can't find the original posts


holy loving god

Pastry of the Year posted:

first poster that wants a YOU DIED 6-hour, quote this stupid post

Pirate Radar posted:

I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”

rodbeard posted:

Is there a place to read the allegations that isn't a typical unreadable GBS thread?

Phy posted:

You must have watched too many David Attenborough documentaries. Man has zero respect for crabs.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i remember when we used to be counted as 5/3rds of a regular person