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yeah I plan to never use my automatic bird crusher on actual birds, but anyway, as I was saying, I have carefully calibrated a five second delay into it as the optimal bird crushing time to give the bird enough time to get inside but not enough time for it to realize that something is wrong
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:bird murdering fetish website Pet Island?
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ban for quoting yourself in the thread
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I haven't browsed outside of the app for a while, can anyone remind me what the Holocaust joke on every page is? gas chamber in the dropdown menu
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Darth123123 posted:I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wait, why is eating cold meat bad for pregnant women? I've never heard of this before Because there are bacteria that live on it that are harmless to someone with a functional immune system but that can do bad things to a fetus.
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Krowley posted:In a funny Sochi kinda way, with toilets mounted on ceilings and other rushed construction projects? Sochi athletes returned home on planes, Rio athletes are going to come back on Mad Max war trucks if they make it back at all.
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Outrail posted:Here ya go. heh
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Jul 24, 2016 00:31
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Didn't Caves of Qud used to be free?
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Fury Road was loving awful, and it had nothing to do with Furiosa being "more than a sex toy." It was just a lovely movie. Most of the friends I have who saw the movie also think it's poo poo, and the closest any of them come to being MRAs is occasionally holding a door for a strong, independent woman even though she is capable of holding it for herself. It's actually possible to not like a crappy movie because it's a crappy movie, and not due to some deep-seated hatred of women. I'd go so far as to say that the vast majority of people who dislike crappy movies like Fury Road are reasonably normal, well-adjusted people, and the misogynist assholes who aren't satisfied by the other three literal sex toys featured in the film are what they've always been: a very loud, very stupid, and very small minority. There are plenty of people who actually do care about the integrity of a movie series they'd previously enjoyed, and there is plenty to dislike in Fury Road on that basis, alone. The childish need to divide the world into "horrible shitbags" and "people who agree with me" is tiresome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcqnkzGEFQ
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:why on god's green earth would i want to read your posts don't sign, your posts
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FactsAreUseless posted:I think they tried that with Redshirt You'd think they would have learned their lesson about mods with star trek names.
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then it thought about ants and died
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This is still definitely the funniest posting gently caress up ever.
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it doesn't happen often but seeing the legendary native counterattack to "go back to your own country" never stops being funny
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
loving hell
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah I just looked up the plot summary on Wikipedia and remembered the part where Sellers leaving his master's estate for the first time are slow, dreary shots of him moving across a courtyard and onto dull city streets accompanied by what can only be described as a Cantina Band-backed version of Also Sprach Zarathursta. It's like the movie Network got into a teleporter accident with a lobotmized version of "In the Loop." Nope, back to Pink Panther and bawdy 60s camp thank you. gently caress you Network is a good movie
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the best one is still definitely "abe bad"
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:it seems they got some wires crossed because they changed your posts instead!!!! drat
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wyntyr posted:What the gently caress is this An accurate statement from an american perspective. It's the same basically anywhere: people don't give a poo poo about stuff that doesn't affect them directly. The DPRK could reduce South Korea to a glowing hole in the earth and upon seeing the headline "Everyone in South Korea is loving Dead" most people in America, Canada, Australia, or anywhere in Europe would think "oh no that's terrible" but would only read enough of the article to find out that their country, specifically, was not planning to go to war over it before their eyes glazed over and rolled off of the page and onto pornography or something.
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Screaming Idiot posted:did i hurt your fee fees by saying people should care about tragedies beyond their border people don't, and won't ever care all that much about what happens to people far away that they haven't met and know little about people currently spend most of their days looking at a screen that can and does provide them with up to the minute information about the horrible things happening to people that are far away, often in video form, and they still don't care the only reason they care about things that happen in their country is because they're worried it might affect them or people they actually know and have met, if you erected a giant everything-proof shield around Ohio that made them perfectly safe forever I'm certain that you could have nazis lining people up against the outside of the shield and shooting them and the most emotional response you'd get out of the people in Ohio would be "oh dear, someone ought to put a stop to that"
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an hour and a half? fuckin lightweight
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the old ceremony posted:anyway this went on for many years and there was only ever one occasion where i was allowed to play on a weekday without being watched, and that was when i was home sick from school on september 11, 2001. so to this day i associate spyro 1 and 2 with mild domestic terror, and spyro 3 with the death of thousands and the grisly dreadful birth of the twenty first century I'm glad this is a joke but I feel like this must have genuinely happened to someone, somewhere.
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hollywood is controlled by clairvoyant pedophiles who molest children because it lets them see the future
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there was a certain subset of people in that thread championing the idea of "what if you just tell him to stop shoving pencils into his dick and keep an eye on him to make sure he stops" which were dumb because once you're able to overcome the physical dick pain that results from the insertion of a full-sized pencil into your urethra, the emotional pain of having your mother nag you about your constant dick infections is a relatively minor obstacle in comparison however that thread was amazing because there was ALSO the diehard contingent of pro-dick pencil posters advocating that his mother actually buy him a specially engineered dick pole to put in his dick which would have been psychologically devastating for the exact opposite reason, since it's one thing for your mom to find out about your weird fetish but it's a far worse thing for her to actually be supportive of it. this one might have actually worked though because if she'd done it I think he might have just never masturbated or had sex again from it being permanently associated with his mom, but then ten years later you'd have the slow-burn problem of prostitutes disappearing nearby cock hero flux has a new favorite as of 23:40 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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Oh yeah I forgot he did it with a bike pump too, that's the worst thing definitely but the loving pencils are what springs to mind just because holy poo poo, splinters
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Whatever happened to that kid? As the pro and anti dick rod armies formed to engage in their final, climactic battle for supremacy of the thread, the OP quietly escaped into the night and was never seen again, having learned a valuable lesson about asking for advice on the internet
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Spanish Manlove posted:Ah yes, finally a fitting boyfriend for your mom. that's actually pretty good
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Eox posted:I wish there was a way to relive the night GBS dropped the rules, the speedy destruction of megathreads as posters turned against their idols was absolutely magical. everyone has fond memories of gbstallnacht but I think hellbastard's downfall was probably the funniest
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Someone can probably give a much better account of it than I can but the gist of it is that hellbastard had a giant megathread in which he posted an mspaint comic about a wacky badass pirate named captain half-face jack mcbastard or something like that. He posted comics in that thread for years and the thread praised him endlessly and basically never criticized him. Then the rules went away, and this state of affairs changed dramatically as hordes upon hordes of people poured into his thread to trash his dumb pirate comic.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:"The way you achieve orgasm with a consenting partner is weird" I said, as I placed my blood-engorged flesh tube inside the mucus cavern of my partner. "I find it strange and disgusting" I said, as the organ adjacent to my lower intestines produced white goo that would be flung into the fleshy sack in my partners abdomen, where it would forcibly penetrate her cells and generate a benign tumor that would one day be expelled from her body. "Actually, what I do sexually is completely normal" I said, as a hairy man who I refer to as Daddy fastens the lock on my specially made chastity diaper. "There is nothing abnormal or disgusting about this" I said, as I masturbated and pooped myself simultaneously.
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queserasera posted:
the dogfucking isn't gone, it's still here, just below our facade of normal. dogfuckers still lurk within these forums, with enough sense not to share their dogfuckery with others. it could be anyone.
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SaltyJesus posted:What was the delisted forum? it was a subforum for some convention thing that had happened like 5 years earlier
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Regarding Something Awful's role in creating 4chan: honestly I'd say SA would be World War 1 in this analogy
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UnfurledSails posted:I understand dying from a badly designed water slide, but how would someone get their head lopped off from going down one? Did they line the slides with chainsaws? they noticed that the rafts would frequently fly off the slide so they installed metal bars at roughly the same height a person's head would be at if this occurred, for safety reasons
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canada is a dreary, grey windblown hellscape that is visually indistinguishable from the more boring parts of russia populated by sheepish pushovers who blanch at the thought of doing anything interesting, but who have also formed a secret unspoken pact to pretend they're better than everyone else and have managed to do so with such overpowering smugness that they've actually accomplished the greatest deception in history: convincing the world that canada doesn't suck
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Karate Bastard posted:Plus we give birth to offspring about as featured as early access steam releases the human baby has managed to hit the perfect sweet spot where it absolutely cannot fend for itself in any way and is wholly dependent on its parents for survival, but possesses just enough mobility to kill itself the instant it is left unattended
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quoting someone else quoting you to get yourself into the quotes thread a risky move, but i respect it
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